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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

have poo poo 3 times today, all pretty good with minimal wiping required. last one was a little spicy on the butthole since I had hot wings and pizza last night :mildpanic:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Haven’t gone yet OP. Will let you know once it happens.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Poopin muh brains out rn

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
had a rough patch couple of weeks ago. it was coming out like mcflurry texture smelling like rotten meat. its back to its usual high quality now though :thumbsup:

had a heavy night out with the gf last weekend and she ate something bad from a burger van and her poo poo looked like grey-green cement and she said she could feel something moving in her rear end the next morning, so could be worse

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Like an hosepipe

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
a real loving mess

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Haven’t gone yet OP. Will let you know once it happens.

Tad bit constipated OP. Just a couple hard nuggets.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

had a rough patch couple of weeks ago. it was coming out like mcflurry texture smelling like rotten meat. its back to its usual high quality now though :thumbsup:

had a heavy night out with the gf last weekend and she ate something bad from a burger van and her poo poo looked like grey-green cement and she said she could feel something moving in her rear end the next morning, so could be worse

you inspect your gf's poop?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You don't? Everyone in Cancer family shits on an examination shelf, and the whole fam gathers together to critique the turd on color, consistency, and size.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I ate it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Actually I lied. I’ve never pooped and I ain’t gonna start now!

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I've been a little constipated the past few days, op.

edit: About 10 minutes after I posted, my body decided it was time to finally purge itself. What a roller-coaster ride.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 7, 2022

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the time approaches :munch:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


yeah? can we get a report on it or is that all you're going to say on the subject?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's bad and it always has been op

Hey later this year I'll finally have health insurance and maybe I can talk to a doctor about my poop

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
lovely.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like my poop like i like my coffee - stiff and brown

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
seemed normal but this happened afterwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNzduf6vWcA

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
compared to the original post I would rate it about a 6

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
had my coffee and it was fine, thanks for asking

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

lovely

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

blood

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Oh, it's alright. Thanks for asking.

Tyshalob
Apr 10, 2008

om nom nom i eat ur town


been like this for a while now op please advise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSbB2Eau74

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Kirk Vikernes posted:

I've been a little constipated the past few days, op.

edit: About 10 minutes after I posted, my body decided it was time to finally purge itself. What a roller-coaster ride.

post-constipation shits are amazing :hmmyes:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
massive. stank good. two flush.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Been bad this week. Kinda mucusy and a dark color from all the Pepto. And it's not helping my hemorrhoid either. My guts hate me. Gonna eat a salad and see if fiber will help or if I'm just doomed to poo poo painfully from now on.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Treecko posted:

Been bad this week. Kinda mucusy and a dark color from all the Pepto. And it's not helping my hemorrhoid either. My guts hate me. Gonna eat a salad and see if fiber will help or if I'm just doomed to poo poo painfully from now on.

paging that big fat goon that posted about their weird black oil shits

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I had a double poop earlier.
It was like I pooped a normal poop and then no I wasn't done and pooped a second time just as much.
This is unusual for me and so I said man that's a lot of poop.

Thank you

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
mods can you rename this to "the official gbs bowel log"

cataloging bowels can be beneficial to one's overall health and perhaps the numbers could prove useful to scientists in the future

nut
Jul 30, 2019

nm thanks for asking

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

nut posted:

nm thanks for asking

nut this is a safe space to discuss our feces

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
Do you remember in The Ladykillers movie where Marlon Wayans' character said about JK Simmons' character "Can't stop making GBS threads..Can't stop talking about making GBS threads..."?

It's basically like that.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Living that #4 life.

Content with my colon.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

I had a double poop earlier.
It was like I pooped a normal poop and then no I wasn't done and pooped a second time just as much.
This is unusual for me and so I said man that's a lot of poop.

Thank you

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I'm on day six of a two week Prilosec cycle, so was getting pretty constipated there, but then last night I got a loaf of Angelic Bakery sprouted 7-grain and some blackberries and today I pushed out a thick, dense log that was easily over 12 inches. It smelled like death though, and took forever to wipe.

Here's to another eight days of this poo poo! :cheers:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Poopin in the mornin, poopin in the evenin, poopin at supper time

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I'm on day six of a two week Prilosec cycle, so was getting pretty constipated there, but then last night I got a loaf of Angelic Bakery sprouted 7-grain and some blackberries and today I pushed out a thick, dense log that was easily over 12 inches. It smelled like death though, and took forever to wipe.

Here's to another eight days of this poo poo! :cheers:

Get a bidet.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

I had a double poop earlier.
It was like I pooped a normal poop and then no I wasn't done and pooped a second time just as much.
This is unusual for me and so I said man that's a lot of poop.

Thank you

this was me today :haibrow:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DejaPoo would be a good username

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