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The American Midwest will be experiencing a surplus of pepperoni this Spring. There may be opportunities for additional pepperoni placement in your area. Let’s work together and get this pep placed.
How will you do your part?
I’m thinking: pepperoni oil as natural dye for jumpsuits for use in b-boy groups.
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Buying stock in PepperonlyFans
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Apr 9, 2022 21:42
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Pepperonigiri
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Apr 9, 2022 22:56
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I'm thinking, let's do the opposite of beyond meat. we'll do beyond vegetables, made of 100% pepperonis.
impossible arugula
pea-peroni
celerami
New Hollywood craze, eating only pepperoni. 'Ronitarians, they're called.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! 
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Apr 9, 2022 23:00
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Local undertaker Marvin Spumoni suffers from sleep apnea, causing distress to himself and other residents of the home within earshot. Thanks to the surplus and his DIY skills, he fashioned a CPAPperoni mask & tube which opens up his airways but causes a new problem: constant salivation.
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Apr 9, 2022 23:39
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Wadding up another half-written post and tossing it in the growing pile on the floor, the garbage can long since full. Around the room, countless diagrams and photographs connected by strings and pins, all encircling one jagged scrawl on a chalk board:
TOO MUCH PEPPERONI?!
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Apr 10, 2022 02:47
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Bound by natural casings. Crafted with tradition, every stitch artisanal—and delicious. Put some pep in your step with genuine Italian pepperoni shoes. My friends didn't believe the comfort, now they've got their foot in their mouths.
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Apr 10, 2022 05:26
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young 
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pepperoni rolls for days, folks!
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Apr 11, 2022 01:39
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I heard they buried the unsold pepperonis in the forest and covered them with concrete so hungry children wouldn't go digging for them
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Apr 11, 2022 06:35
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no thanks op you can keep your spicy demons
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Apr 11, 2022 16:39
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pepperoni slices are the ideal shape and size for coinage. pennies and such sit in a jar gathering dust, they're a nuisance. if pennies were a delicious pizza topping, I wouldn't complain about getting small change anymore.
*bites the coin*
Hmm, pretty sure it's real
*bites again*
Yep, it's real
*hesitates, takes one more bite*
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Apr 11, 2022 16:51
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We could stretch out the pepperonis until they are very thin, cut them into smaller portions, and sell them to those Canadians as "pepperettes". We'll make thousands!
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Apr 11, 2022 16:55
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pepperoni slices are the ideal shape and size for coinage. pennies and such sit in a jar gathering dust, they're a nuisance. if pennies were a delicious pizza topping, I wouldn't complain about getting small change anymore.
I prefer Abraham and pineapple 
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Apr 11, 2022 16:56
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we could make every guy with big nips at the beach feel a little better
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Apr 12, 2022 13:55
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it’s cool that your pogs are organic but they started smelling weird last week do you have to use them if I’m being honest I kind of don’t want mine touching them
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Apr 12, 2022 14:14
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we could make every guy with big nips at the beach feel a little better
this backfired at the beach today, he was jus tmad that i had so many more big nips than him
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Apr 14, 2022 06:19
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@redbaronpizza too much roni. cannot lift. please send support #help
 
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why does it look like samurai armour
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Apr 16, 2022 03:37
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why does it look like samurai armour
More like hamurye
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Apr 16, 2022 08:49
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Apr 16, 2022 20:30
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That would be good with some sausageshimi
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Apr 17, 2022 21:18
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Luigi, wanting instead to help the real Mario, attempts to revive him with a number of his favorite foods, including pepperoni cheesecake, a meatball sandwich, garlic ravioli, and prosciutto spaghetti.
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Oh man, good things these babies will last a while in the fridge. Can't wait to go through them.
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