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Hormel Community Bulletin May 2022
Join us for third Fridays Art Night on May 20 where there will be supplies available to express yourself using the balance of pepperoni. We have brushes, paper towel, paper plates, sponges, everything you need. Please don’t use the jigsaw or planer on pepperoni.
Lonesome Boys Paper Recycling Group
Bared Dilcheck will be coming by to take your used newspapers and soiled napkins to the paper press and soaking them with pepperoni oil for historic preservation. Please leave your soiled sack outside.
Knob Turning Novice Needlers
Mildred Burgle would like to show you “the promised land” through her art of lucid pepperoni embellishment. Tuesday at 4 PM in the mess hall.
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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coworker hears that i am into pepperoni and eagerly tells me about all his recent buys. i'm crestfallen when every one he rattles off are all sold pre-sliced but i have got to be polite about it because I don't want to hurt his feelings and he's new to the 'pep community and everyone has got to start somewhere
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patriarchy sucks
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pepperettes? more like pepper let's!
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a 3 trillion dollar defense budget and two thirds of it is buying pepperoni? are you for real?
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patriarchy sucks
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the national strategic pep reserve isn't gonna maintain itself
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May 10, 2022 04:35
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*sobbing* too much peeperoni
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May 10, 2022 12:38
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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stuff your vagooto
full of prosciutto
you've discovered the only way to make vagooto even better than it already is
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May 10, 2022 15:47
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Pepperoni, layered correctly, is the strongest defense against STIs you can have. Cover your dick in pepperoni and you'll never contract an STI. Trust me.
will report back to the thread in a month about its effectiveness
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Three portly exasperated chefs incredulously standing around the loading dock, sighing and saying "what are we supposed to do with all this extra pepperonis?"
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