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The American Midwest will be experiencing a surplus of pepperoni this Spring. There may be opportunities for additional pepperoni placement in your area. Let’s work together and get this pep placed. How will you do your part? I’m thinking: pepperoni oil as natural dye for jumpsuits for use in b-boy groups. |
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Local undertaker Marvin Spumoni suffers from sleep apnea, causing distress to himself and other residents of the home within earshot. Thanks to the surplus and his DIY skills, he fashioned a CPAPperoni mask & tube which opens up his airways but causes a new problem: constant salivation. |
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Apr 9, 2022 23:39
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Bound by natural casings. Crafted with tradition, every stitch artisanal—and delicious. Put some pep in your step with genuine Italian pepperoni shoes. My friends didn't believe the comfort, now they've got their foot in their mouths. |
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Apr 10, 2022 05:26
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Hormel Community Bulletin May 2022 Join us for third Fridays Art Night on May 20 where there will be supplies available to express yourself using the balance of pepperoni. We have brushes, paper towel, paper plates, sponges, everything you need. Please don’t use the jigsaw or planer on pepperoni. Lonesome Boys Paper Recycling Group Bared Dilcheck will be coming by to take your used newspapers and soiled napkins to the paper press and soaking them with pepperoni oil for historic preservation. Please leave your soiled sack outside. Knob Turning Novice Needlers Mildred Burgle would like to show you “the promised land” through her art of lucid pepperoni embellishment. Tuesday at 4 PM in the mess hall. |
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May 6, 2022 04:20
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