|
also everything is getting extremely stupid yes my monitor is on and NO i will NOT turn it off tyvm
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 02:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 02:20 |
|
|
Chinatown posted:also everything is getting extremely stupid I just got a job that I like and the last three weeks have been really quick
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 02:59
|
|
|
time has been moving at an alarming rate
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:00
|
|
|
I agree with you OP and was actually musing to myself possibly a week ago (or was it??) that if Art Bell was still alive he'd get the biggest loving kick that all of his bullshit about 'The Quickening' being real was turning out to be true. Crazy old bastard ended up being right for one drat time.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:02
|
|
|
It's called getting old. Phenomenon has been around since forever.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:02
|
|
|
getting old sucks. i need a xanax.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:03
|
|
|
BrassRoots posted:It's called getting old. Phenomenon has been around since forever. No it's a paranormal phenomenon wherin time distorts and world events indicating massive global change for the worse happen on an increasingly condensed time line I just said what it was jesus christ it's like talking to children in here
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:08
|
|
|
i need jesus too.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:11
|
|
|
Big Beef City posted:No it's a paranormal phenomenon wherin time distorts and world events indicating massive global change for the worse happen on an increasingly condensed time line I just said what it was jesus christ it's like talking to children in here Sure thing gramps. *continues to walk on lawn*
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:11
|
|
|
Time is moving slower for me, due to my skills
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:11
|
|
|
i wish time would speed up
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:12
|
|
|
BrassRoots posted:It's called getting old. Phenomenon has been around since forever. Secret life hack: Spend your entire childhood being horrifically abused by everyone around you. By the time you finally get free and get stability in your life time actually feels way slower because your brain isn't blanking out almost every interaction due to trauma, and things that everyone else has starting tuning out because or the normalcy of them is novel and new, for decades on after they start. My life has slowed to a crawl and I couldn't be happier.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:12
|
|
|
Quick close your eyes so you can't detect light
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:13
|
|
|
talk about a boring suicidal deathchamber
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:13
|
|
|
Treecko posted:Quick close your eyes so you can't detect light *relaxes* ahhhh milkdrop
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:13
|
|
|
BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:getting old sucks. i need a xanax. "i need meth" Lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:14
|
|
|
'An elderly man, his death rapidly approaching, takes his young grandson up onto a hill behind his house and gives the boy his pocket watch. Then, standing among falling apple blossoms, the man also "gives instruction" on the nature of time: how when you grow up, it begins to move faster and faster, slipping away from you in great chunks if you don't hold tightly onto it. Time is a pretty pony, with a wicked heart.' Yeah I read this story in middle school and it's holding true.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:16
|
|
|
hey OP, it's spring, this is the time of year time does this
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:21
|
|
|
It’s like, your perception man.  
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:26
|
|
|
The quickening. It is when you realize your own demise and make up poo poo for fun.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:44
|
|
|
Big Clock is behind it. The faster time passes, the easier it is to miss something. And what do you do to prevent that? You check clocks more frequently. What do you think the Swiss really wanted the Large Hadron Collider for?
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:56
|
|
|
colliding large hadrons, obviously
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:57
|
|
|
can we also talk about adults who use the word "yummy"? its super concerning and weird
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:58
|
|
|
Mozi posted:colliding large hadrons, obviously
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 03:58
|
|
|
I just run around at light speed all the time, keeps me young.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:00
|
|
|
syntaxfunction posted:Secret life hack: Spend your entire childhood being horrifically abused by everyone around you. By the time you finally get free and get stability in your life time actually feels way slower because your brain isn't blanking out almost every interaction due to trauma, and things that everyone else has starting tuning out because or the normalcy of them is novel and new, for decades on after they start. It’s actually this, yes Society/World is currently SO stressed out and under pressure that our collective sense of time is distorting, because we are all experiencing so many little traumas and stresses that we literally cannot think straight
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:01
|
|
|
Time keeps speeding up because OP hosed my rear end
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:02
|
|
|
corn haver posted:no, i'm pretty sure it's the stupid joke thing I said. i actually thought mine was a dumb joke because i think they collide photons and try to produce large hadrons but i might be mistaken (or actually just any hadrons and the collider itself is what is large) in any case i did not intend to be serious Mozi fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Apr 10, 2022 |
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:10
|
|
|
i thought time slows down with time
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:10
|
|
|
i've been playing the sun's song on my ocarina this whole time, and no i'm not gonna stop 
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:12
|
|
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Time keeps speeding up because OP hosed my rear end Tell him to slow down next time it doesn't have to be a race
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:13
|
|
|
Treecko posted:Tell him to slow down next time it doesn't have to be a race its called "the jackhammer"
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:13
|
|
|
Chinatown posted:everything is getting extremely stupid Chinatown posted:monitor is on and NO i will NOT turn it off tyvm Well that explains itself doesn't it.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:18
|
|
|
Time is still moving at one second per second, op
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:24
|
|
|
Of course time is speeding up op its the weekend. On fail monday and tragic tuesday it will be slow as molasses
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:24
|
|
|
Sorry for using up all the time but also not sorry, it's not like you were doing anything with it
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:30
|
|
|
the gay earth phallussy
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:46
|
|
|
Holy gently caress! how did it get to 11:30 Time must be speeding up
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 04:50
|
|
|
BrassRoots posted:It's called getting old. Phenomenon has been around since forever. Yep, and the perceived "speeding up" of time wth age has been proved in scientific experiments (the speeding up of the perception of the passing of time that is, not of course of time itself). It might be because, on reaching a certain age, a person tends to become more aware of just what (probable) percentage of their life they've already the 1st amendment posted:i wish time would speed up Do interesting things where you get "in the zone" and hence forget about time. It works. Maybe start by finding a better thread, hahaha. Conversely, for those it applies to, staying warm and/or bored can make the passing of time seem slower. So let's all live long, warm, boring lives.
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 06:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 02:20 |
|
|
Ive noticed that if i drink a fifth of whiskey time speeds up so fast that it instabtly becomes sunday afternoon but the time/speed increase side effecrs make me need to puke real bad and poo poo blood
|
|
#
?
Apr 10, 2022 06:23
|
|
