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me: [scrutinizes pocketwatch before strolling into the local publican's establishment, doffing my top hat, and elaborately dusting off the barstool before seating myself]: I say, my fine fellow, what an absolutely smashing morning! I have been lately overtaken with a powerful thirst, the remedy for which, if I may be so bold, lies in quaffing an alcoholic beverage from your fine drinkery. bring forthwith a freshly prepared pimm's cup, or should that be lacking, your finest craft ale! bartender: [pops the top of a coors light and plonks it on the counter without making eye contact] me: pip pip cheerio!
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Prurient Squid posted:I don't mind if you make fun of Britain. I lvoe you guys. lol my apologies, I did not even realize you were a brit. in my mind I was making fun of clueless upper class people. any british influence you notice surely comes from monty python, the cheese sketch in particular. Manifisto fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 10, 2022
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a wealthy american industrialist, fresh from finalizing the divorce papers with his ex-wife Grimes, navigates his electric vehicle through the plate glass window of a local bar. ignoring the bartender, he addresses the cash register and says: "siri, one unit of orphan tears champagne please." he tries this a number of times in varying inflections. frustrated, he pulls out his cell phone, calls one of his money lackeys, and arranges to purchase the bar, have it demolished, and replaced with a statue depicting the concept of labor unions being crushed under a gigantic boot. "drat, still thirsty," he mutters as he walks out, leaving the futuristic electric car sitting in the ruins of the window.
Manifisto fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 10, 2022
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