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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug


Welcome to another exciting season of the NFC North. Stories abound in this highly competitive division. Will Rodgers finally best the Ghost of Favre? Can the Bears stop stepping on their own dicks? Will the Lions ever be anything but the Lions? What new way will the Vikings find to crush their fans' spirits?

Green Bay Packers (2021: 13-4, Lost Div Round to SF 13-10)



Minnesota Vikings (2021: 8-9)



Chicago Bears (2021: 6-11)



Detroit Lions (2021: 3-13)

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Let's go the Chicago Brownbears

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Still holding out hope the Packers sign the loosely cobbled-together parts of Julio Jones.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
how about those bears????

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Karen Rodgers, lmao got em

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Da Bears





Are probably going to suck this year.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Qirk and the K-oh-Cees.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

SirPablo posted:

Will Rodgers finally best the Ghost of Favre? Can the Bears stop stepping on their own dicks? Will the Lions ever be anything but the Lions? What new way will the Vikings find to crush their fans' spirits?

No.

No.

No.

Now heres a very good question that makes NFC north games worth watching!

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

In on a epic but useless thead.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
menards

Pops Mgee fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Apr 11, 2022

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




OP plz replace that Rodgers pic with this one TIA

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


[list of bears quarterbacks]

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Ooh, a new thread; fancy!

T-minus 18 days from my next embarrassing meltdown about the Green Bay Packers!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Detheros posted:

Karen Rodgers, lmao got em

I thought it was Qaron Rodgers

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*watches as the Lions trade back a few spots at the draft and take a fullback from UMass because Lions.txt*

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

IcePhoenix posted:

I thought it was Qaron Rodgers

It will soon be Caring Rodgers, after he releases a set of self-actualization books.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Abugadu posted:

It will soon be Caring Rodgers, after he releases a set of self-actualization books.

The John Wick costume was a dry run for Harin' Rodgers

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

HootTheOwl posted:

The John Wick costume was a dry run for Harin' Rodgers

Unfortunately, eating all that clay sterilized him: Barren Rodgers

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1485260962311675907?t=VR5Z21fxKFNkR5pXbxepdA&s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
God Bless Robbie Gould.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Imagine letting Robbie Gould go

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pops Mgee posted:

Imagine letting Robbie Gould go

It hosed the Packers so who's to say if it was right or wrong?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

surf rock posted:

Unfortunately, eating all that clay sterilized him: Barren Rodgers

I'm gonna hunt him down and make a skin suit out of him. Then I'll be wearin Rogers

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
wait the last thread didn't open until August, why are we resetting everything now?

also gently caress the Packers

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Acebuckeye13 posted:

wait the last thread didn't open until August, why are we resetting everything now?

New league year

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

New league year

New league year, new cycle that's going to end with the Packers choking in the playoffs.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pledging allegation to the Arlington Bears

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nervous posted:

New league year, new cycle that's going to end with the Packers choking in the playoffs.

Who gets the honor of being the chokee this year d'you think?

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Probably Stafford in Green Bay

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Pops Mgee posted:

Imagine letting Robbie Gould go

Pace should have been fired at that time

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




SKULL.GIF posted:

Pledging allegation to the Arlington Bears

Allegation? They didn't sign Deshaun Watson.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Vikings are setting themselves up for an awesome "who do we pay, Kirk or Justin" scenario.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


SirPablo posted:

Vikings are setting themselves up for an awesome "who do we pay, Kirk or Justin" scenario.

Justin. Not even a question

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

SKULL.GIF posted:

Justin. Not even a question

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



SirPablo posted:

Vikings are setting themselves up for an awesome "who do we pay, Kirk or Justin" scenario.

Looking forward to Kirk getting increasingly ludicrous 1-year extensions until it's like 123m/y levels.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

Justin. Not even a question

Which means it’s a lock for Kirk.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Pops Mgee posted:

Imagine letting Robbie Gould go

All because he was due some money...like 3mil? Fuckin dumb. If he paid the guy, they would have never known what a double doink is.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Sun God is going to destroy the NFC North this year with a nuclear warhead he stole from Kurt Russell and repurposed.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Holy poo poo lol

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1512837745718267905?s=20&t=zFzTTnWNgPesDUPp5o9Y6Q

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Yeah that defense played well until two minutes to go and then.

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