Do microplastics worry you?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Do microplastics worry you?

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

no i'm actually planning on becoming 60% plastic, 30% metal, and only 10% meat in the future so i don't think it will affect me much

# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 12:37

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# ¿ May 29, 2024 10:23

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

I don't know that there's much room in my stomach what with the nightly average of 1000-2000 spiders that crawl into my mouth while I am sleeping.

spiders georg is that you?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 13:48

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

LargeHadron posted:

Yeah, I mean I've heard people say that microplastics contribute to obesity because something, something...something. I haven't looked into it and I don't readily buy it, but at the same time I worry that it's true.

this sounds like a great excuse for why i'm fat, thank you

# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 14:38

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

it'll be fine when we have nanomachines to go into our bodies and get them out anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMsboqMMzs&t=17s

# ¿ Apr 11, 2022 15:48

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