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In the past few days, I have gotten Texts from random numbers with "clickbait" type bullshit for that Dr. Oz rear end in a top hat, including one that made it sound like he had died. Got me excited for a minute. Here are some of the texts.    Any one else getting these? Also, I'm in Texas, and I don't think I can vote for him, so what the gently caress. ALSOOOOOOO, my name isn't even Jim, or even close to Jim. Lol.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:03
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No, I haven't gotten any but I hope John Fetterman wins the election and then he eats Dr Oz and spits out pieces of him all over the GOP
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Apr 12, 2022 02:06
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did he really expose his big pharma on tv?
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Apr 12, 2022 02:10
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he should be in jail. I'm all for a little bawdiness but there could have been kids watching
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Apr 12, 2022 02:11
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Hey this is James calling you back!!
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Apr 12, 2022 02:12
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Oh wow. I hadn't heard he died.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:19
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Oh wow. I hadn't heard he died. Buddy, have I got some bad news for you.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:21
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:No, I haven't gotten any but I hope John Fetterman wins the election and then he eats Dr Oz and spits out pieces of him all over the GOP Oh yeah. I wanna see Fetterman go full Acosta and rip Oz in half and slurp his entrails like spaghetti.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:41
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Imagine being the sender and being dumb enough to get infected by Dr. Oz clickbait to begin with. Embarrassing.
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Apr 12, 2022 02:52
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So is he dead or what, OP?
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Apr 12, 2022 02:58
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For a real good time dial 00 000-000-0000. 
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Apr 12, 2022 03:03
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I need to know what he exposed about Big Pharma in front of six million, four hundred and thirty eight thousand, six hundred and eighty seven people.
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Apr 12, 2022 03:04
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Brother Tadger posted:So is he dead or what, OP? OP here, letting you know is in fact, at this time, NOT dead.
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Apr 12, 2022 03:15
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The Bananana posted:OP here, letting you know is in fact, at this time, NOT dead. drat
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Apr 12, 2022 03:16
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that was the guy in the movie with the horny robot and the handsome farmer
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Apr 12, 2022 03:18
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i've been getting a bunch of these group spam texts, like an unusually high number within the past week or so, and i like to spread a little joy (also lol that the spam link in this one goes to "ulcerkettle.com")
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Apr 12, 2022 03:20
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Jim,
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Apr 12, 2022 03:21
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lovely to be reminded of our hell society with one of the day's few precious threads
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Apr 12, 2022 03:23
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post your funniest spam texts
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Apr 12, 2022 03:23
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I got one of the fake bill paid group texts but not the Dr Oz texts
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Apr 12, 2022 03:25
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the 1st amendment posted:post your funniest spam texts no, the funniest ones i'm taking to the grave
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Apr 12, 2022 03:25
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Bad Purchase posted:i've been getting a bunch of these group spam texts, like an unusually high number within the past week or so, and i like to spread a little joy You're doing God's work.
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Apr 12, 2022 03:25
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Think I might try that tbh
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Apr 12, 2022 03:25
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Ngl, it's deffo protier
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Apr 12, 2022 03:26
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Bad Purchase posted:i've been getting a bunch of these group spam texts, like an unusually high number within the past week or so, and i like to spread a little joy You are a saint. It is, IMO, easy to hate the spammers, but I doubt anyone falls into that line of work if they are doing particularly well in life. You are showing them that there is a better way.
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Apr 12, 2022 03:50
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Bad Purchase posted:i've been getting a bunch of these group spam texts, like an unusually high number within the past week or so, and i like to spread a little joy 
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Apr 12, 2022 10:14
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Are you sure your name isn't Jim though? things change fast in today's world.
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Apr 12, 2022 10:32
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Just received a message that I'll translate for the benefit of this thread:quote:💓The Rabbi Milubavitch asks of you
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Apr 12, 2022 13:26
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I got a bunch last week posing as various feedback surveys. I guess if you want to add to the torment of the people on your group spam then posting piggy poop balls is funny, but you’re signaling to the spambot that you’re a live number and should get more. How is this just a fact of life now? Why can’t we track down the people responsible for these and do a pay per view execution?
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Apr 12, 2022 13:33
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By popular demand posted:Just received a message that I'll translate for the benefit of this thread: his friend the Rabbi Miluvabitch, on the other hand, is very exciting
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Apr 12, 2022 13:35
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That's pretty hosed up dawg
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Apr 12, 2022 13:36
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Dinosaurs! posted:
This goon gets it. Remember that time we came together as a community to buy a boat? Or to help a young entrepreneur finance his dream restaurant? Maybe we could do so again, but with the goal this time of tracking down whoever is sending these spam texts.
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Apr 12, 2022 14:44
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By popular demand posted:Just received a message that I'll translate for the benefit of this thread: If he's spamming you, more like Rabbi Sonofabitch!
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Apr 12, 2022 18:04
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Apr 12, 2022 18:07
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tbf I address most sentient war bananas as "jim"
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Apr 12, 2022 18:17
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I've been getting texts for both the MyPillow guy's insane news website and his MyPillows I do not know how I got on this list
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Apr 12, 2022 18:22
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Jim, droz is dead
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Apr 12, 2022 18:23
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Luvcow posted:tbf I address most sentient war bananas as "jim" Reported for racism. 
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Apr 12, 2022 20:38
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imagine having sex with that
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Apr 12, 2022 20:40
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The wizard of oz exposes himself on air. Pay no attention to the junk behind the curtain. Readers Digest farts out another glowing puff piece about his one man quest to fill the worlds landfills with garcinia cambogia.
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