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I keep getting spam messages telling me to turn myself in because there is a warrant for my arrest in a county I have never been in.
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Ok, I say we take these fuckers to war.
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Apr 13, 2022 19:04
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I used to get texts saying he died right before and/or fter he exposes big pharma
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Apr 13, 2022 19:10
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Faqhl7?! Same to you buddy!
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Apr 13, 2022 19:22
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I respond to all spam texts with the following:  
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Apr 13, 2022 19:49
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Lol
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Apr 13, 2022 20:13
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Zil posted:I keep getting spam messages telling me to turn myself in because there is a warrant for my arrest in a county I have never been in. They will cancel the warrant for an itunes gift card.
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Apr 13, 2022 20:19
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precision posted:imagine having sex with that 
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Apr 14, 2022 13:46
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naem posted:I respond to all spam texts with the following: NWS for YouTube pumpkin' loving song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKS2lPWLlcQ
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Apr 14, 2022 14:04
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The Bananana posted:OP here, letting you know is in fact, at this time, NOT dead. Sorry to break it to you OP but reliable source toughresin.com indicates that he is, in fact, dead. Or he lost something.  Hold up, this just in, turns out America is actually mourning the fact that Dr. Oz is still living.  I don't know what to think anymore.
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Apr 14, 2022 17:27
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I do not like this.
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Legit question tho, in the wake of some rando being able to sue SA (albeit unsuccessfully) Is dr. Oz liable in any capacity for this bullshit?
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Apr 14, 2022 17:28
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THIS ONE IS NOT EVEN INCLIDING A REAL ADDRESS!!??!?!! Like, how are the scammers who are sending me these... so stupid
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May 4, 2022 15:47
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I'm getting some fishing attacks spoffing the name of my credit card company. Not even bothering to call me Jim 
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May 4, 2022 15:52
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I got this one the other day (the message is too long to screenshot)quote:MY NAME HERE? MY NAME HERE.. Breaking: America Mourns Dr. Oz, Shot to Death in Broad Daylight in Lower Manhattan Today
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May 4, 2022 15:56
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ATTACk those blood sugar levels
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May 4, 2022 16:37
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Bad Purchase posted:i've been getting a bunch of these group spam texts, like an unusually high number within the past week or so, and i like to spread a little joy lol
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May 4, 2022 16:46
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I dunno about that op but random bot accounts on facebook keep sending me messages like "i'm a slut in bed and i gently caress all imaginable positions and my showers are full of your hot seeds". The other day I accidentally pressed the thumbs up button instead of back, which is a great response tbh.
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May 4, 2022 17:01
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The best response to that.
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May 4, 2022 17:02
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Mooey Cow posted:and my showers are full of your hot seeds".  What does that... What does that even mean?
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May 4, 2022 17:06
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 what do YOU want it to mean?
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May 4, 2022 17:09
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Jalapeño seeds aren’t just good for your colon they are good for your skin. Try rubbing them into your cheeks and around your eyes to give you a bright and cheerful countenance
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May 4, 2022 17:26
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I got this one the other day (the message is too long to screenshot) quote:YOU'RE NAME? ? HERE
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May 4, 2022 18:03
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The Bananana posted:Like, how are the scammers who are sending me these... so stupid They always post these to look like an obvious scam with misspellings and everything because they know that even though 99% of the human population will know it's a scam that 1% will fall for it and if they fall for it then they don't have to work hard beyond that point it's all the numbers game and it's really depressing because they still make billions of dollars from those Nigerian prince emails that are still being sent out even after what, 30 years In other words humanity was a mistake
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May 4, 2022 19:27
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One day scientists will manage to teach apes to scam people on the internet and then we can let the suckers take control over the world and we sapiens can get back to picking fleas off each other.
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May 4, 2022 20:35
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I've been messaged by many spammers who claim that I'm Andy and they are looking to purchase a Ford vehicle
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May 4, 2022 21:27
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I feel like the real Jesus would know my name's not Tanya.
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May 7, 2022 23:05
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Lololo What carrier does Jesus use to text?
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May 7, 2022 23:14
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The Bananana posted:Lololo Virgin.
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May 7, 2022 23:49
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Zil posted:Virgin. 
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May 8, 2022 00:46
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No one ever texts me, op. ...
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May 8, 2022 00:47
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some lady in virginia used my phone number to make a petsmart store account so now I get text spam from the republican party of virginia telling me to vote for Youngkin and other shitheads jokes on her though: I can text to check the rewards points balance, then go buy cat food sorry Teresa, if I'm gonna get your spam I'm also gonna get your points
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May 8, 2022 00:53
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The Bananana posted:Lololo
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May 8, 2022 00:54
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I keep getting spam letters In the actual mail telling me to “report for jury duty”. I’ve been getting them for years, even after I moved.
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May 8, 2022 00:54
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i uhhh, no i don't get these spam texts did you do like take an online IQ test and give them your phone number? lol
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May 8, 2022 01:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:No, I haven't gotten any but I hope John Fetterman wins the election and then he eats Dr Oz and spits out pieces of him all over the GOP
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May 8, 2022 01:11
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i get a shitload of these and someone thinks I'm a big fan of JLo  Rose from the grave to give me some lotion, must be some good poo poo
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May 8, 2022 01:39
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breech swallow
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:Jalapeño seeds aren’t just good for your colon they are good for your skin. Try rubbing them into your cheeks and around your eyes to give you a bright and cheerful countenance Goddamn were you ever wrong about that. 
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