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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
That stylls epic guy hasn't made a new thread in a while...

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
it's all of us. the posters. we are responsible for the ddos

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
does this mean we're relevant again?

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Somewhere in the world there's someone we made angry from a nat sim we ruined screaming "HACK THE PLANET" while they do early 2000s hacker typing on the forums.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Lowtax has come beyond the grave to DDOS my balls, oh nooo

Mods, change my name to Ghostax, and thank you

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

empty whippet box posted:

i bet it's the transphobes who got perma'd recently lol

this would be my bet too

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


It's the year 2022 and I can't tell what the gently caress is going on. SA is getting DDOS'd and we have, like, four separate culprits.

- Transphobes who caught bans.
- Posters who pointed out Jeffy YOSPOS is a war crimes denier (Or Jeff himself as a false flag op to solidify his rule)
- The Ghost of Lowtax possessing a pig's balls to gently caress the servers
- gently caress it, free space, put in your conspiracy theories here.

I'm 18 all over again and the internet still makes you stupid.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Zil posted:

At this rate, SA is going to lose its five nines guarantee!
I only promise you one nine and if you misbehave that's 9% instead of 90%.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
the doubledosing is coming from inside this thread

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Doobie Strikes Back

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
maybe its the french

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
this is stupid as hell, why even bother lmaoo

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
someone made one of those tiktoks about SA and now the zoomers are coming

astral
Apr 26, 2004

FistEnergy posted:

this is stupid as hell, why even bother lmaoo

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


JosefStalinator posted:

someone made one of those tiktoks about SA and now the zoomers are coming

just like with soju and my favorite bands, now let me sit in my rocking chair and throw old potatoes at kids on my lawn

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I'm the "tech guy" at work, and I've also watched mr robot so let me know if there's anything I can do to help. Have you tried doing heroin?

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ban this filth.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i must know more. please tell me more details. in private if need be but im so curious please i must know please

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Fattest PI posted:

I'm the "tech guy" at work, and I've also watched mr robot so let me know if there's anything I can do to help. Have you tried doing heroin?

you idiot, you loving fool, you utter nincompoop. they should clearly dose up on LSD to handle this.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
It's over I'm posting from the app

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It was me

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The way I see it, the two most likely suspects are either a really unhinged poster who got banned or Russia is running around DDoSing as many american sites as it can.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

KakerMix posted:

It's over I'm posting from the app

there's an app?

Law Cheetah
Mar 3, 2012
i didnt even know anything was happening until i saw the system message

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I willl quite literali fight the gently caress out of anyone who tries that computir poo poo on me.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

KakerMix posted:

It's over I'm posting from the app

This downage made me realize how much I compulsively open the SA app

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is what u get for banning me for posting Broly porn and having the admin be a stupid rear end noob who can't tell goku from broly

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This is what u get for banning me for posting Broly porn and having the admin be a stupid rear end noob who can't tell goku from broly

pfft.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I had exactly the same thought as the OP: who cares about Something Awful enough to put in the effort to mess with the forums in anno dominic 2022

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Maybe it was the guy who filed a civil rights lawsuit against the site last week

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/illinois/ilndce/1:2022cv01808/414027

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
yo i bet it's the boy lowtax

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is it still doing it? I went to sleep and when i got up there was an ugly rear end message at the top of the screen. Remove the poo poo green message please or change the color, thank you

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The DDOS was a false flag that provided cover for a team of sexy criminals to break in and steal all the good poasts.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Does this mean we are relevant again now?

I need to know so I can email "Know Your Meme Dot Com" and tell them that we are back on the menu

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

I first noticed the outage when I was takin a dump and I resolved to stay there until it was resolved. Both cheeks will soon be amputated

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Is it still doing it? I went to sleep and when i got up there was an ugly rear end message at the top of the screen. Remove the poo poo green message please or change the color, thank you

have you tried turning on your monitor?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mallratcal posted:

Maybe it was the guy who filed a civil rights lawsuit against the site last week

https://dockets.justia.com/docket/illinois/ilndce/1:2022cv01808/414027

:vince::master::lol::master::vince:

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