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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
sometimes it’s illuminating to do the math and find out just how long you’ve showered for


for examples
seven min shower
seven times per week
for the past twenty years?


i’ve spent 35 days in the shower. gently caress that’s an expensive shower

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if I had a quarter pounder once each week for the last twenty years that’s about one thousand quarter pounders or

250 pounds of mcdonald’s beef which my body is constructed from

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
under no conditions should you try to ballpark the amount of time you've spent posting on SA forums.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
well I just checked and apparently i’ve posted about twenty eight thousand times


which roughly translates to about 25 minutes total of thought

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
/posted

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
im doing my own research

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rotor posted:

under no conditions should you try to ballpark the amount of time you've spent posting on SA forums.

it’s a lot of time, op

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

rotor posted:

under no conditions should you try to ballpark the amount of time you've spent posting on SA forums.

what else are you going to do with that time? not post?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
how many litres of milk have you drink in your life


this thread is the place to explore that and many other questions

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

echinopsis posted:

how many litres of milk have you drink in your life


this thread is the place to explore that and many other questions

my record in one day was 4 liters

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I did the math and it tells me the jaguar is the superior system

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
you reminded me of a picture in an old book i have

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

echinopsis posted:

how many litres of milk have you drink in your life

probably 11 or 12. if we include chocolate milk more like 20

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

indigi posted:

probably 11 or 12. if we include chocolate milk more like 20

weak

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
i've crunched the numbers and i'd say i've probably spent about 25 years, give or take 5, in crushing existential dread

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
often when i purchase long-use items like plastic wrap or a big box of trash bags, items that will last me years before replacing, i think 'where and what am i going to be when this runs out'


anyways, you do the math ill do the alfredo

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

how many poops,,,in the toilet

mystes
May 31, 2006

rotor posted:

under no conditions should you try to ballpark the amount of time you've spent posting on SA forums.
Just subtract the reg date from the current date

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

echinopsis posted:

how many litres of milk have you drink in your life


this thread is the place to explore that and many other questions

My text message log has an entry for every time my son ingested milk or formula since birth.

Gonna parse it one day, tell him to type /milk and blow his mind.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

KirbyKhan posted:

My text message log has an entry for every time my son ingested milk or formula since birth.

Gonna parse it one day, tell him to type /milk and blow his mind.

"it...it even has my breakfast cereal from this morning?????"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/Ac0gMaster/status/1466917037989675009

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




do the maths, echi. maths.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but which one

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




all
of
them

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

thank you

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
number of threads in id=219 without a colon in the subject

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8lrpSk0XYI

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I did the math once on how many human lifetimes are wasted by every extra microsecond my code takes to run. it was not that many.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

fart simpson posted:

my record in one day was 4 liters

i think i could easily beat this. but should I? :thunk:

mystes
May 31, 2006

Gentle Autist posted:

i think i could easily beat this. but should I? :thunk:
GOMAD is a thing but no you shouldn't

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

mystes posted:

GOMAD is a thing but no you shouldn't

i knew someone in high school who used to drink a gallon of milk a day like five days a week

eventually he ended up sick and the doctor was like ok so not exactly but you basically gave yourself milk poisoning please stop

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003


:allears:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

mystes posted:

GOMAD is a thing and yes you should

mystes
May 31, 2006

Sure, why not, go mad

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



it

it was

milk.......POIsoning

*parents collapse, weeping and overcome with regret*

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

mystes posted:

GOMAD is a thing but no you shouldn't

around the holidays you can do GOENAD which is GOMAD but with egg nog.

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
I tried GOMAD once for like a month and I think it gave me lactose intolerance.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



echinopsis posted:

well I just checked and apparently i’ve posted about twenty eight thousand times


which roughly translates to about 25 minutes total of thought

not all posts add to your postcount. some count zero. some are negative. your postcount is not at all indicative of the number of posts you've ever made.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



holy poo poo i've made a lot of posts

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