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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > The Northman: Blood, guts and abs
 
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Space_Butler
Dec 5, 2003
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RobbZombae posted:

No I've seen it there's just no upside to it other than the geek high production wank.

Quick quiz only real fans of Robert Eggers and The Northman will know the answer to:

If you create a scene where two naked men fight to the death inside a volcano (see that sentence trend on twitter, great cool exposure!) how do you also avoid making the studios unhappy?
Answer: Light the exploding lava cave as if it's darker than inside satan's arsehole. You can saaaay you have the scene but not actually show anything! Neat.

That scene looked perfectly fine and I was able to see everything perfectly, sorry about your bad theater I guess. In the future, you can forego such embarrassment by asking if anyone else had the same issues first.

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Space_Butler
Dec 5, 2003
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RobbZombae posted:

You saw the dongs twitter promised, huh?
I had no expectation for such a thing because I don't hinge my expectations on movies on what social media lunatics post. I've numbed myself to that after too many instances of being told something is queer as hell and then it's one scene of two men sharing a quick smirking glance. I can only be betrayed so many times.

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