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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

On one hand paying taxes is a thing I should probably do on the other hand I could buy so many chili dogs with that money.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Pay your taxes in chili dogs

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

mustard on top of chili dogs? y/n?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Don't file a return. When you eventually get audited, bribe the tax officer with chili dogs.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

i like coney dogs more than chili dogs, but they're both great options.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I didn't pay taxes for like... I dunno they could only go back 10 years when I did go to an accountant. And minus his fee I did get like 10 years of refunds all at once.

I say Chilli Dog

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Linux Pirate posted:

Pay your taxes in chili dogs
Just remember to file using form 1040-CHILI

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The chili dogs in prison are really bad.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

gleebster posted:

The chili dogs in prison are really bad.

I dunno maybe. US hot dog seems bad generally.

Those Euro dogs...

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Apr 16, 2022

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

bossy lady posted:

mustard on top of chili dogs? y/n?

mustard pairs well with flavors like cumin and cayenne so sure

Ketchup tho? Nope

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Has when do we know if op did what one

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Chili dogs

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Ban OP if they pay taxes instead of getting chili dogs

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Has when do we know if op did what one

LOL

But for real, when do we know his decision.

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

how much mileage are you hoping to get out that avatar, duck and cover

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Oh i get it, it's a sonic joke

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
these are the difficult questions we face during a global pandemic

my heart goes out to you in these trying times op

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Oh i get it, it's a sonic joke

How

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Go to your local shelter and get a chill dog.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Wait that was an option we had?

Man I now regret paying taxes all these years when should of just been using that as chili dog buying cash.

gently caress. :(

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
taking out a huge loan to invest in buy chili dogs

dressed in an ill fitting suit while clutching an empty brief case and nervously watching them review my paperwork

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Puts on resume worked out how not to pay tax

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
You could stop paying taxes and your child support until you get a court order and then kill yourself. that seems fashionable.

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

Lascivious Sloth posted:

You could stop paying taxes and your child support until you get a court order and then kill yourself. that seems fashionable.

should i pay my child support or buy goldbelly cookies?

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Lascivious Sloth posted:

You could stop paying taxes and your child support until you get a court order and then kill yourself. that seems fashionable.

I was trying to make some witty reply to this, but I just outright agree with it.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
You can also not kill yourself and just ignore the court order also, that's always an option

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Duck and Cover posted:

On one hand paying taxes is a thing I should probably do on the other hand I could buy so many chili dogs with that money.

Are you going to gently caress the chilly dogs? If yes then pay your drat taxes instead.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Taxes are bullshit OP, don't pay them.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
start a chili dog business and complain that the government only taxes punishes success

Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Apr 16, 2022

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

bossy lady posted:

mustard on top of chili dogs? y/n?

mustard + onions are a must

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Pay the taxes and use the refund for the chilidogs.

Don't your taxes get taken out automatically? You running some kinda under the table illegal chilidog racket or something?:hmmyes:

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Treecko posted:

Pay the taxes and use the refund for the chilidogs.

Don't your taxes get taken out automatically? You running some kinda under the table illegal chilidog racket or something?:hmmyes:

Chili stonks. Dog stonks. Chili dog stonks. I must admit I like the word stonks it's like stocks but stupider.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 16, 2022

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

You can't suck on your taxes but you sure as poo poo can spend your time suckin on a chili dog, the choice is clear OP.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Invest in BTC (biting the chilidogs)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nap Ghost

Duck and Cover posted:

On one hand paying taxes is a thing I should probably do on the other hand I could buy so many chili dogs with that money.

how much do you owe vs. how many chili dogs could you buy?
This is important

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
drat, now I’m realizing I coulda bought a lot of chili dogs with that $2366.

Thanks op :mad:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Third Option: Buy a coffee table with a life size picture of Sonic with his dick out on it.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

how much do you owe vs. how many chili dogs could you buy?
This is important

we need to establish a base price for a chili dog, this is important

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Luvcow posted:

we need to establish a base price for a chili dog, this is important

$4.20 is a fair price for a chili dog.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, please stop trying to suggest that it is an either/or thing. Paying taxes will not leave you impoverished and unable to afford basic necessities (like chili dogs and statues of Sonic with his dick out).

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