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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I would like to know more about horny and also aardvark’s dinner.

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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

 

e: wow that actually worked

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Someone bought me plat a looooooong time ago. I remember the guy's AIM name (not sure if it was also his username), but I don't remember whether or not thirst was involved.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I never use mine. Im not special.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

like what are you guys even messaging each other about

I have apparently 560 DMs. Skimming over, these include:

Someone asking about haircare tips
Someone wanting to share about their esoteric beliefs on the number 333
People offering to buy my EVE Online Account
A Job Offer from an MMO producer
A lot of DMs about Logos freelances I did
Some Mafia games DMs
An ungodly amount of DMs about FF7
Someone sending me money drunk and a back-forth if they wanted back once sober
Some DMs about my CYOAs

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it only costs 10 cents per pm sent or received, it’s pretty affordable

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Bad Purchase posted:

it only costs 10 cents per pm sent or received, it’s pretty affordable

Username checks out

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

A kind goon offered to send me weed money when I was at a really bad point mentally in the covid thread. I didn't take them up on it but I 100% believe that random person would've sent me $50 for sticky icky. And that's what you call an ROI

I also traded a diablo 2 helmet in 2006.

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:
You mean you don't just check all the boxes and buy it all because you have poor impulse control?

FUckin idiot

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
PMs are Tinder on steroids

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why would anyone want to buy pms? My wife paid money to get rid of hers.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

we're all DMing our friends

they're just out of frame, PMing away

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Miss those Monster Girls

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i usually get a few congratulatory pms whenever i make a good post

or at least i assume i will when it happens

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I've dated so many hot singles in my area ever since i got platinum. Endless cavalcade of mouth-watering goons

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Icochet posted:

I've dated so many hot singles in my area ever since i got platinum. Endless cavalcade of mouth-watering goons

Goons are famous for having unusually wet mouths.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
two separate posters bullied the admins into giving me plat and through the butterfly effect that eventually led to someone telling me to never talk to them again.

i don't post or use pms any more.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012
i also bullied an admin into giving me this avatar.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Vim Fuego posted:

Miss those Monster Girls

I have PMed you a spider maid.

Lady Jaybird
Jan 23, 2014

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022



99% of mine are Let's Play related. One is LAP cheering me up.

Vim Fuego posted:

Miss those Monster Girls

Same buddy, same.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Strumpie posted:

two separate posters bullied the admins into giving me plat and through the butterfly effect that eventually led to someone telling me to never talk to them again.

i don't post or use pms any more.

what did you do

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I received a bunch of pms from jastiger because I firmly believe that iowa sucks

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Sometimes you can help people, and sometimes they can help you.

It even reaches over to real life sometimes if you want to get really loving weird and roll the dice.

Get your skin eaten? Get to eat some skin? You never know unless you got PMs.

Strumpie
Dec 9, 2012

empty whippet box posted:

what did you do

loved

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Bad Purchase posted:

it’s how we swap Doom WADs

eric harris columbine WADs are the kind of boring pedestrian poo poo you get on the base forums, over PMs you can get some absolutely crazy WADs, my elliot rodger sorority house one has to be my favorite

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I had gone nine years without receiving a private message, until I posted some dumb poo poo about Noam Chomsky in the Gibbis Blyathread

ugh

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I have some dead friend's messages that I don't want a get rid of

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Meme Poker Party posted:

I have PMed you a spider maid.

He did! Good follow thru

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Look, I've only paid somebody for PMs like, twice, ever. I was really lonely and going through a dark time in life. Everybody deserves companionship, whatever it takes to get it!

Busted Pisser
Dec 6, 2020

Never skip kegels day
I bought PMs and then for about 2-3 weeks I scanned the Lepers Colony for unhinged goons who got probed for posting batshit death wishes, etc. and I'd send them this. :nws: this :nws:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I'm way too poor to bribe people to PM me to make it feel like I have friends or make posts lovely enough to hate post me in private

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I only have one PM from my 12 years here. At least it’s a nice one.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

like what are you guys even messaging each other about

Umm

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Vim Fuego posted:

Miss those Monster Girls

I wanna buy that PM.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
PM DM doot doot Pm DM doot dootPM DM.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


:mildpanic:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



It's for TCC goons to ask where to buy drugs without breaking the forum rules

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022


:bighow:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Some random goon wished me a happy birthday one time and i thought that was sweet of them

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Pimpcasso posted:

I received a bunch of pms from jastiger because I firmly believe that iowa sucks

Well I mean you aren't wrong.

I have PMs because I swear to God one day I'm actually gonna get some Sid art on my wall. But the app says I have PMs turned off and then I have to go on the browser and see the front page and then I just turn my phone off.

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