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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't see a stock photo watermark anywhere

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What in the world is this used for that a regular sized microwave can't do?

Microwaving sub sandwiches.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
My eyes are being hosed by that awful decor

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What in the world is this used for that a regular sized microwave can't do?

Microwave a whole party sub

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What in the world is this used for that a regular sized microwave can't do?

They needed the microwave to be as wide as the extra wide oven it was mounted above.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Oh god dammit 3o beat me lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Lt. Cock posted:

I’d unload the contents of my balls in that house probably

in the house, or into the house? tgis is an important distinction

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
wow, three olives is still alive!?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

That headboard does not look sturdy enough for 'Poundtown' I bet it didn't get signed off on by PPP (Poundtown Planning Permission)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ugh can we move to Kilotown? I can't live with these yokels who insist on using imperial system in YOOL 2022!

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What in the world is this used for that a regular sized microwave can't do?

microwaving my dick

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
That's not Poundtown, it looks like the waiting room before you get to the morgue. Also Poundtown but the bedset is so high up? How the gently caress is your partner(s) gonna manage that when their legs are jelly?

This is bad house design and they should be fired.

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:

syntaxfunction posted:

That's not Poundtown, it looks like the waiting room before you get to the morgue. Also Poundtown but the bedset is so high up? How the gently caress is your partner(s) gonna manage that when their legs are jelly?

This is bad house design and they should be fired.

I think it's safe to say that whoever designed this room/house only knows of the missionary position.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I love my definitely real Dyson fan.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Leave bitgch this here's Clowntown :clint:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Also if the kitchen is for dancing am I supposed to dance while I E A T BREAD

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Microwaving my frozen digorno pizza to own the poors

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Every storage space in my house is labeled in case I get memento style brain damage.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
The lesbian house next door is much more colorfully decorated and has a sign that says "C'mon down to Scissorville!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lots of opportunities for 3 Stooges-esque mishaps when opening the microwave door.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Mellow_ posted:

microwaving my dick

I guess that's why they call it a micro-wave.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I guess that's why they call it a micro-wave.

why?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Buce posted:

Every storage space in my house is labeled in case I get memento style brain damage.

whats hilarious is that stupid bread container was probably expensive.

The designer of that poo poo is named rae dunn and her poo poo is insanely popular with all the whitest ladies in america, including a lotta mormons. Like ladies kicking each other's rear end in the TJ Maxx popular. So of course now it's everywhere.

Thankfully it resulted in one good meme

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

Just lol if you don't heat up your full sized party sub in the oven. Have fun with your soggy garbage sandwich.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Micropenis you fool.

It's a dick joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L07t8yd_a4

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

Nooner posted:

poundtown seems kinda small :sigh:

population: me and you :heysexy:

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

I don't get it :(

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Three Olives posted:



Just wanted you guys to know that I gently caress.

I see the sign, and I see the headboard, and I wonder OP. I wonder.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Three Olives posted:



Just wanted you guys to know that I gently caress.

How's the Poundtown HOA?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
someone make an extremely phobic home makeover show where they make everything about your extremely narrow interests to gently caress with you and make all your friends think you're REALLY gay

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

rear end-penny posted:

Just lol if you don't heat up your full sized party sub in the oven. Have fun with your soggy garbage sandwich.

My outdoor kitchen has three 18" deep, 86" long ovens just for the long subs

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Sexton

Shagville

Nookiesburgh

Fucksborough

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Murdstone posted:

They could call a dollar store in the UK Poundtown and then they could greet customers there by saying "Welcome to Poundtown." I think that would be quite humorous.

You mean the real store Poundland?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

KitConstantine posted:

That headboard does not look sturdy enough for 'Poundtown' I bet it didn't get signed off on by PPP (Poundtown Planning Permission)

That headboard is gaudy poo poo and whoever owns that deserves to have it fall on them.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

I want a house with a $60 "EAT" sign and a looooooong mivrowave

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Valko posted:

They actually do have places called Poundland.





What's next? Pound Galaxy? :rolleyes:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pimpcasso posted:

no keurig, not three olives canon

Animal-Mother posted:

I'm the Epsilon Alpha Tau rear end paddle

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lascivious Sloth posted:

wow, three olives is still alive!?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Radio Paranoia posted:



What's next? Pound Galaxy? :rolleyes:

Pound Odyssey
Pound Party
Pound Kart: Double Dick

The possibilities are endless.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I understand there is 'Poundland' and 'Poundworld,' but neither has the benefit of alliteration like 'Poundtown.'

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