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Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Three Olives posted:

And when I'm not loving, I'm dancing.



THIS kitchen IS FOR SHOEGAZING

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

KitConstantine posted:

whats hilarious is that stupid bread container was probably expensive.

The designer of that poo poo is named rae dunn and her poo poo is insanely popular with all the whitest ladies in america, including a lotta mormons. Like ladies kicking each other's rear end in the TJ Maxx popular. So of course now it's everywhere.

There's a reason why Blanc, the french word for white, became the word Blank, which means "Completely featureless".

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Three Olives posted:



Just wanted you guys to know that I gently caress.

What are those, 8 foot ceilings? Talk about poverty.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
poundtown is a pretty self-deprecating way to bring up your weight, op

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Actually your home is alright, 3O, and what a tease you are posting photos of it just before announcing the 2022 Gooncon to be held at your place! :)

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Pimpcasso posted:

no keurig, not three olives canon

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President

Fix those loving cabinet doors, :wtc:

naem
May 29, 2011

is there a big decorative cursive SHITTER over the toilet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Murdstone posted:

I understand there is 'Poundland' and 'Poundworld,' but neither has the benefit of alliteration like 'Poundtown.'

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

naem posted:

is there a big decorative cursive SHITTER over the toilet

It says "WELCOME TO THE LOG BOG"

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





Best part is Beaver is just up the road.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The real Poundtown is where all those "Pounded in the rear end" books take place.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Lascivious Sloth posted:

wow, three olives is still alive!?

three alives

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

naem posted:

is there a big decorative cursive SHITTER over the toilet

My house is labeled like a Ben Garrison cartoon

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My house is labeled like a Ben Garrison cartoon

"CUM"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaNJW_jEBo

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My house is labeled like a Ben Garrison cartoon

Do you have guys wearing SICKO shirts looking in your windows and laughing at you all the time?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't WANT a sign that says "This kitchen is for dancing".

No it fuckin ain't. I'm trying to cook you and our obnoxious rear end guests dinner. Get the gently caress out of my kitchen. Which is for cooking. Go dance in the loving living room where the music is playing.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

dancing is one of the worst things you can do in a working kitchen

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dancing is one of the worst things you can do in a working kitchen

People who own* these kinds of homes don't cook. They want to look like they cook without screwing up their pristine white cabinets with poo poo like grease stains.

*Or at least *sell* these kinds of homes

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



Lol are those essential oils?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yaldabaoth posted:

Do you have guys wearing SICKO shirts looking in your windows and laughing at you all the time?

Yes

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I’m the landline telephone.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I bet that pantry doesn't even have any pants

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

:master:

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

:five:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lol

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





:vince:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Holy moly

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
that house is Cheugy defined

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Metaline posted:

Lol are those essential oils?

:lol: yeah they are. Of course the people with this taste are deep in the Doterra scam. of course they are.


:drat:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
This looks like a bedroom my elderly mother would like.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu3YjM3gTgo

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

KitConstantine posted:

:lol: yeah they are. Of course the people with this taste are deep in the Doterra scam. of course they are.

I love how these oils that are supposingly essential to human health, always seem to be toxic chemicals that actually cause health problems.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

If u lira me I'm going to pence u

JetSetGo
Jan 1, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Three Olives posted:



Just wanted you guys to know that I gently caress.

Nothing about this bedroom says let's gently caress. It says "I just want to cuddle," and "don't get any on the sheets."

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

JetSetGo posted:

Nothing about this bedroom says let's gently caress. It says "I just want to cuddle," and "don't get any on the sheets."

Also "fine but the lights stay off" and/or "fine but don't wake me up while doing it"

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naem
May 29, 2011

perhaps a quirky air bnb that charges extra for all the bodily fluids that gets left on the multiple cubic meters of bedding and throw pillows

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