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Spinz posted:What drink would she order? She's tried drinking with her friends a little bit, and of course there were parties in high school and college, but this account is a grown woman now. She'd want a Manhattan or an Old-Fashioned, something that comes in a specific glass with a specific garnish, probably from some fancy mixologist type bar across town. EDIT birthday drink snipe
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# ? May 5, 2024 08:38 |
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Congratulations, OP's account. I hope for your birthday that your account owner has a giant mega doodoo that makes them asplode off the toilet and through the roof like some kinda gag show bit haha
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 05:48 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:what kind of shoes should i buy? Reebok pumps and a belt loop holder for the CO2 cartridges.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 05:50 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Congratulations, OP's account. I hope for your birthday that your account owner has a giant mega doodoo that makes them asplode off the toilet and through the roof like some kinda gag show bit haha May your bowels function spectacularly as well, OP
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 05:51 |
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you are like tiny baby
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 05:56 |
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BONER X posted:you are like tiny baby
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 06:03 |
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The account is 21 but OP is actually 19
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 06:03 |
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syntaxfunction posted:The account is 21 but OP is actually 19 If my pop-pop left me this account in his will, would this fall under the account sharing ban?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 06:06 |
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One may not share accounts but one may die that another might become the new highlander.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 12:52 |
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Is your av a picture of you?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 13:45 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is your av a picture of you? No it's the Queen of England.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 13:54 |
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High time we got that account deflowered op
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 14:33 |
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Welcome to the club OP. Not sure if pride or shame is appropriate though, being on these forums for 20+ years.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:33 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is your av a picture of you? I'm actually less attractive, OP
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:35 |
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Mooey Cow posted:High time we got that account deflowered op
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:36 |
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I'm sorry for you OP Naw that was mean I've been here too long too. Congrats and have a nice accout B-day.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:36 |
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Tarkus posted:Welcome to the club OP. Not sure if pride or shame is appropriate though, being on these forums for 20+ years. Thank you. Its a thing, for sure. Like having the same radio station on in the background for 20 years. The music and DJs have changed over time but its still sort of the same thing.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:40 |
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Treecko posted:I'm sorry for you OP We've all been here a long time.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 15:42 |
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Hello old man
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 16:45 |
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Why no probes from 2012-2020? Did you take a long break from posting, or were you being a goody goody two shoes? Edit: Also, happy anniversary.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:02 |
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Vampire Panties posted:My forums account is old enough to legally consume alcohol in the United States today Lol your account can't rent a car
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:15 |
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Pimpcasso posted:Hello old man Greetings slightly younger person Do you remember when a year in age difference was an astronomical chasm between people?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:20 |
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Are accounts even citizens? How could they rent a car nevermind have a license if... wait are they undocumented? Is this human trafficking? What have I done to you my sweet poor poor account.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:21 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Why no probes from 2012-2020? Did you take a long break from posting, or were you being a goody goody two shoes? Its pretty easy for me to not except in the thread and now thread
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:21 |
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How much time do you think you've spent on the forums altogether?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:23 |
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pixaal posted:Are accounts even citizens? How could they rent a car nevermind have a license if... wait are they undocumented? Is this human trafficking? What have I done to you my sweet poor poor account. The computers can now drive cars and have even learned that ACAB and they can run from them.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:24 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Lol your account can't rent a car Not yet My account has aspirations to run for president one day
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:24 |
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sigher posted:How much time do you think you've spent on the forums altogether? AMA (but that) tens of thousands of hours at this point. I've been reading the forums since 1999, working in a call center for a regional cellular carrier. Also the first job where my work computer had an internet connection.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:29 |
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Vampire Panties posted:AMA (but that) if you spend an average of 3 hours a day on the forums that's over a thousand hours a year. Tens of Thousands seems completely plausible.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:30 |
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Did you have any Mac clients?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 17:32 |
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OP did you have a giganto poo poo and shoot through the roof like u was on a rocket ship
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:03 |
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Vampire Panties posted:AMA (but that) this sounds bad
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:08 |
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pixaal posted:if you spend an average of 3 hours a day on the forums that's over a thousand hours a year. Tens of Thousands seems completely plausible. I doubt that I averaged 3 hours a day over the 21+ years, but I would say an hour a day average over the life of the account is reasonable. There were times I all day and other times I didnt go on the forums for a few weeks. Also once the forum became forums became subforums, its pretty easy to put threads on a shelf for a month and then come back and read through 1k+ posts.
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:25 |
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Zeluth posted:Did you have any Mac clients? I have used a Mac in the totality of my life less time than I've been on the forums this morning. Is that what you were asking?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:27 |
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kntfkr posted:this sounds bad My experience with/on the forums, and probably the larger internet in general, has solidified my personal belief that nobody in corporate America does anywhere near the actual amount of work anything thinks. Its kinda hosed up my career in ways and skewed me towards individual contributor roles because I can't lie convincingly enough that I believe the corporate horseshit. EDIT Also hella had my old jobs COO look over my shoulder while I was browsing the TG Warhams thread and was vaguely interested why I was looking at spacemans at work I was out of real work to do?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:29 |
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lol i got shoes older than your accoutn voted 2
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:31 |
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what do you think of other subforums come on let's hear you slag off *spins globe* The Cavern of COBOL?
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:33 |
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dee eight posted:lol i got shoes older than your accoutn Weird Personal Anecdote - this account is definitely one of my oldest possessions. I was moving across the country in 2015 and the moving trailer was stolen and I lost almost everything. but the forums!
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# ? Apr 19, 2022 18:39 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:what do you think of other subforums I haven't really dug into the Cavern of COBOL or YOSPOS much, but I wish more of that stuff would surface in Gibbis. I came to the awful forums for the dick jokes in poor taste but one of the reasons I stayed is because of the extreme nerdy technical knowledge within the userbase. I built my own PC with the flashy LED lights and water cooling and all of that and I wanna show it off in Gibbis but I'm afraid to make a PC nerds thread
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If you don't think people willing to spend on an internet forum would be amenable to threads about computers with RGB lighting then I dunno what to tell ya It's hilarious to me that one of the big selling points for PCs these days is literally 'lights wooooooooo! lights!'. not that I'm judging, I have the brain of a budgerigar
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