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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


quote:

additional perks with acceptable offer including Nanoleaf lights, appliances, water softening system, and even a 98-inch TV, valued at an additional $20,000, with this opportunity

lol they want to strip out all the lights, appliances, and water softener unless you (presumably) pay extra?

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lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Neddy Seagoon posted:

I want to say.... Streamer Sharehouse that broke up due to petty drama.

No, it’s simply The Most Divorced Guy

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



lament.cfg posted:

No, it’s simply The Most Divorced Guy

:elongate:

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Streamer or not, there are definitely cameras hidden in that house

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008



Neddy Seagoon posted:

I want to say.... Streamer Sharehouse that broke up due to petty drama.

Look Jayden, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, don't use the downstairs pool table while I am streaming! You can hear it over my feed!

That's what the upstairs pool table out on the enclosed deck is for! It's not that hard!

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Twenty Four posted:

Look Jayden, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, don't use the downstairs pool table while I am streaming! You can hear it over my feed!

That's what the upstairs pool table out on the enclosed deck is for! It's not that hard!

Actually, the more I think about it, the more likely it seems this is exactly why the second pool table is out there, lol.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

*Movie trailer voice* In a house done entirely in red and black, ONE MAN will dare to stand up and paint his room YELLOW and black.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
John Wick villains in the suburbs-rear end house.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pretty good bathroom.wad in there too.

lmao though at the loving cave they built on the deck at the back though.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

:females: attraction = very high

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

You two beat me to it, really feels like Bathdoom: The House.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

lament.cfg posted:

No, it’s simply The Most Divorced Guy

Nah, the reason there's screens everywhere is someone will be Live and have the Stream piped through the house for friends/hangers-on/other streamers.


aniviron posted:

You two beat me to it, really feels like Bathdoom: The House.

Really though, this sums up the whole house perfectly.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
This place grabs you by the scruff of your collar and beats you over the head with how 90’s it is.

Even more photos at the link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8481-E-Milford-Pl-Tucson-AZ-85750/8474599_zpid/

























Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




That is extraordinarily well lit. It would be like living in TNG.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Gonz posted:

This place grabs you by the scruff of your collar and beats you over the head with how 90’s it is.

Even more photos at the link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8481-E-Milford-Pl-Tucson-AZ-85750/8474599_zpid/

I am so sad that someone is going to buy the Microsoft Bob house and destroy all the decor.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Gonz posted:

This place grabs you by the scruff of your collar and beats you over the head with how 90’s it is.

Even more photos at the link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8481-E-Milford-Pl-Tucson-AZ-85750/8474599_zpid/





“Gimme that nurse’s station at the hospital look.”

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Platystemon posted:

“Gimme that nurse’s station at the hospital look.”

I 100% get where you are coming from, but it's too nice or I guess decorated for that (doesn't take much).

It screams "tech startup" to me.

I do not like it, lol.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Twenty Four posted:

I 100% get where you are coming from, but it's too nice or I guess decorated for that (doesn't take much).

It screams "tech startup" to me.

I do not like it, lol.

Nurse's station when Joint Commission is in town.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Platystemon posted:

“Gimme that nurse’s station at the hospital look.”

It looks like that hospital level in Left 4 Dead.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

This home looks like it would be phenomenally uncomfortable to live in but a good party house.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Shifty Pony posted:

Nurse's station when Joint Commission is in town.

Someone's been through a survey.

(I worked in a children's psych unit. We took the stuffed animals, hid them in the trunk of our cars until the survey was done, then promptly brought them back and returned them to the kids. No, they weren't sterile. Yes, we told the kids they would get them back. Kids need stuffies!)

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Gonz posted:

This place grabs you by the scruff of your collar and beats you over the head with how 90’s it is.

Even more photos at the link: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8481-E-Milford-Pl-Tucson-AZ-85750/8474599_zpid/







Where do you get dong fans? Asking for a friend.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




AFewBricksShy posted:

Where do you get dong fans? Asking for a friend.

The 90s. Just like it says in the bit you quoted.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

AFewBricksShy posted:

Where do you get dong fans? Asking for a friend.

China, 1966

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bonster posted:

This home looks like it would be phenomenally uncomfortable to live in but a good party house.

It looks like a B&B that was renovated to specifically cater to bucks nights

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Gonz posted:

This place grabs you by the scruff of your collar and beats you over the head with how 90’s it is.




You know what? Would, actually.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/902-14th-Ave-SW-Rochester-MN-55902/91456791_zpid/


Zillow Listing posted:

Welcome to the Marble House on Pill Hill. This architectural masterpiece features the perfect balance of original art deco style and modern day features to create a new age of Great Gatsby glamour.

It's also called "Marble Lago".

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



this place rules. shame it's in arizona because it would make a fantastic museum in a few decades

JosephSkunk
Dec 16, 2003
Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

Is .. is that located just in front of an active volcano?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Those basement stairs with no railing or friction strips. :suspense:

This whole house feels like a broken hip or neck waiting to happen.

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007


A house where everything you accidentally drop is guaranteed to break.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?
My feet are getting cold just looking at those pics.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Those basement stairs with no railing or friction strips. :suspense:

This whole house feels like a broken hip or neck waiting to happen.

It's a house designed for people who wear their shoes indoors

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

And they say money can't buy taste.

I think my favourite part is the cinder block walls on the garage, though. Well, that combined with the Neutraface-rear end typography on the address.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Love how they’re staging the coffee table books in Marble Lago.

Money talks, wealth whispers, this is some sort of weird slurring mumble.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Found on Reddit, I think:



Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

A house where everything you accidentally drop is guaranteed to break.

Including every part of your body. Holy hell.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

A house where everything you accidentally drop is guaranteed to break.

I dropped a bottle of vinegar and my house dissolved.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Trabant posted:

Found on Reddit, I think:


...

For the health and comfort of our test subjects, the Enrichment Center invites you to utilize the Aperture Science Personal Waste Expulsion Panopticon and Molecular Analysis Chamber

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Trabant posted:

Found on Reddit, I think:




For when you just can't poop with the door open.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Trabant posted:

Found on Reddit, I think:



What I can't parse is why does the peepshow pooper lock from the outside?

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