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Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Who wants to collaborate with me on a monthly, crowd funded Goon-written, physically published publication? Articles and features are what you want them to be.

Possible ideas:
Cum and me: a retrospective
Fast food chicken sandwiches and you
How many different fictional characters are Batman
I'm gay: an essay

# ? Apr 20, 2022 04:42

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# ? May 2, 2024 02:11

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

# ? Apr 20, 2022 04:43

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

I'll start the discord

# ? Apr 20, 2022 04:47

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I'll contribute my short stories. They're very famous and well received always because I'm a great writer. You can thank me for stooping to the level of everyone else to help you, I know I'm amazing.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:12

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Who wants to collaborate with me on a monthly, crowd funded Goon-written, physically published publication? Articles and features are what you want them to be.

Possible ideas:
Cum and me: a retrospective
Fast food chicken sandwiches and you
How many different fictional characters are Batman
I'm gay: an essay

I will definitely call you an rear end in a top hat every week

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:22

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Teriyaki Hairpiece fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Apr 20, 2022

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:22

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Who wants to collaborate with me on a monthly, crowd funded Goon-written, physically published publication? Articles and features are what you want them to be.

Possible ideas:
Cum and me: a retrospective
Fast food chicken sandwiches and you
How many different fictional characters are Batman
I'm gay: an essay

go away

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:36

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

How about we get the front page going again first?

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:42

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

istewart posted:

How about we get the front page going again first?

I remember the front page

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:44

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

There was a front page?

_{_{_Sorry....}}

# ? Apr 20, 2022 05:48

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Wizard Master posted:

... Gross. This might be the first time I say this, but this sort of posting is beneath you.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:02

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Goatse of the Month

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:04

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

E:

I'm sorry buddy. Please tell us more about your essay

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:06

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:08

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Can we get the rights to put a Peanuts in it? I feel like it's not a newsletter without a Peanuts.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:11

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

There needs to be an entire issue dedicated to farts, and another one to pooping one's pants.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:13

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Get an interview with Airdisc

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:14

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

Can we get the rights to put a Peanuts in it? I feel like it's not a newsletter without a Peanuts.

Here comes Charlie Brown,
Good ole Charlie Brown
How I hate him

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:18

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Bula Vinaka posted:

There needs to be an entire issue dedicated to farts, and another one to pooping one's pants.

We could also do cross promotional articles about which sock brand is best for poop socking.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:18

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Knormal posted:

Can we get the rights to put a Peanuts in it? I feel like it's not a newsletter without a Peanuts.

Why would we not just run all the Peanuts comics we want and use the resulting lawsuit as either A: a way that we can all exit the project gracefully or B: a way to get more publicity for the thing

# ? Apr 20, 2022 06:27

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress; Ultra Carp

I'm big in the zine scene

# ? Apr 20, 2022 07:22

frogge: Apr 7, 2006

Nah tabloid rags do the monthly thing.

It's gotta be Goon Quarterly(tm).

# ? Apr 20, 2022 07:58

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Only if there is a goon centerfold every month.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:06

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

I�ll volunteer to take pics of chicken sandwiches. Someone needs to pay for two meals, I�m not shooting hungry!

# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:08

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

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# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:14

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

I could write some articles on how much certain other posters here suck, not sure what else

# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:15

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Only if there is a goon centerfold every month.

I concur.

Knormal posted:

Can we get the rights to put a Peanuts in it? I feel like it's not a newsletter without a Peanuts.

You can start with my peanuts if you want.

Also Teriyaki Hairpiece repost your dumb essay or whatever, don't listen to these wimp bitches.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:40

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Is the comedy goldmine the actual goon monthly?

# ? Apr 20, 2022 08:54

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

frogge posted:

Nah tabloid rags do the monthly thing.

It's gotta be Goon Quarterly(tm).

LOWTAX'S GHOST RESPONSIBLE FOR DDOS?
EXCLUSIVE: unnamed poster reports abuses under strict fyad reigme
pg.69 pick face reveal???

# ? Apr 20, 2022 09:53

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Only if there is a goon centerfold every month.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:04

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Weka posted:

Hey! Welcome back!

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:12

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Only if there is a goon centerfold every month.

Did that caveman looking dude with guns and a posing pouch released more?

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:15

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Bula Vinaka posted:

There needs to be an entire issue dedicated to farts, and another one to pooping one's pants.

These are special publications.
Like if you get cooks illustrated they put out a few bound books each year on collected topics such as 'pies' or 'grilling' etc. Some major category that they have published lots of previous content on and have now collated

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:19

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Booty Pageant posted:

LOWTAX'S GHOST RESPONSIBLE FOR DDOS?
EXCLUSIVE: unnamed poster reports abuses under strict fyad reigme
pg.69 pick face reveal???

I can contribute a sketch of what pick's face looks like but i gotta warn you: i'm not very good at drawin

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:28

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I'll start the wiki

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:31

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I have it on good authority that Lowtax's ghost is haunting Elon Musk. NO idea why.

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:33

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

These Christian values are my latest leaflet. It says to all those who consume, may you rot in hell unless you follow me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq0aeEYLkIE

# ? Apr 20, 2022 13:37