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Panic! At The Tesco posted:wizard master cover feature I'll pay to cover him with concrete.
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By popular demand posted:I'll pay to cover him with concrete. I like the cut of you jib. Perhaps you can write about your trials and tribulations about being you.
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Apr 20, 2022 14:49
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Column #69: On the difficulty of properly gripping a well lubed shaft.
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By popular demand posted:Column #69: You can be the editor who breaks the seal on the turtle tip.
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Apr 20, 2022 14:54
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Turtle tip #5: Never attempt to get a turtle to suck you off, turtles are all thieves and liars and theyll break youre heart.
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Apr 20, 2022 14:57
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Don't worry. I still love you. You have a new 1-up!
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Apr 20, 2022 14:59
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I think a sports and outdoor life section would be a good addition. Maybe some helpful camping tips to go in there?
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Infidel Castro posted:I think a sports and outdoor life section would be a good addition. Maybe some helpful camping tips to go in there? This is not a science fiction magazine.
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Apr 20, 2022 15:03
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Can you do on the scene reporting? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVM-pSD0QlI
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Apr 20, 2022 15:07
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lol the wizard master irony levels are off the loving charts here
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol the wizard master irony levels are off the loving charts here
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Apr 20, 2022 15:21
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i'd subscribe if every month it was just a printout of the pigs huge balls that arrived in my mailbox, perhaps seasonally decorated
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Apr 20, 2022 19:00
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A suggestion for the magazine front page masthead (just imagine suitable fonts): Like a blood-soaked tampon it's another... GOON MONTHLY
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Apr 20, 2022 19:01
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What me worry?
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Apr 20, 2022 19:05
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Remember Cricket, the monthly magazine thing for gifted kids with wealthy grandmothers? Call it Crickets
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Apr 20, 2022 19:54
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I have no money only soul.
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Apr 20, 2022 20:06
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Bad Purchase posted:i'd subscribe if every month it was just a printout of the pigs huge balls that arrived in my mailbox, perhaps seasonally decorated I only subscribe to Goon Monthly for the centerfolds
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Apr 20, 2022 20:11
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All I want to do is write about Goonfus and Goonlant
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Apr 20, 2022 20:52
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:All I want to do is write about Goonfus and Goonlant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qfopkMItug
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Apr 20, 2022 20:57
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Maybe we can hire a bunch of writers and then we can write an article explaining that we've refused to pay them as a tribute to our beloved founder.
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Apr 20, 2022 21:04
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe we can hire a bunch of writers and then we can write an article explaining that we've refused to pay them as a tribute to our beloved founder. Shaddap, you!
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Apr 20, 2022 21:06
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe we can hire a bunch of writers and then we can write an article explaining that we've refused to pay them as a tribute to our beloved founder.
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Apr 20, 2022 21:37
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Yeah I'm down. I'm not gonna help or nothin
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Apr 20, 2022 21:39
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe we can hire a bunch of writers and then we can write an article explaining that we've refused to pay them as a tribute to our beloved founder. lol
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Apr 20, 2022 21:40
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sorry can't post, the monthly is in town
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Apr 20, 2022 21:41
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You're never going to match the impact of Quarterly Review of Goons
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Apr 20, 2022 21:45
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The centerfold will be like 8 folds to fully capture the average goon’s majesty.
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Apr 20, 2022 23:05
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No, but you can use this endorsement: I fuckin hate the op
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Apr 20, 2022 23:10
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Free Cheese posted:No, but you can use this endorsement: lol
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I would happily write an article, but I'd have to do it under my fanfiction pseudonym, Piss Laqueefa.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe we can hire a bunch of writers and then we can write an article explaining that we've refused to pay them as a tribute to our beloved founder.
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Apr 20, 2022 23:55
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I have plenty of toilet paper tbh. 
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i’m such a zinester count me in on the goon zine!
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Pancake goon: Where is he now?
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“My father is homosexual and how I question its relevance”
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"Fun things to do with your anus"
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goon guntly
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mods: should they be defunded?
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Apr 21, 2022 01:36
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Cheeto Dust and CumSocks: A synergized solution
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OP please outline article basics. Word count, types of articles, etc. I will write things. I won't think them through, but I'm gonna write them and by God you'll loving appreciate them. Please categorise like so: Short fiction (700 words + a picture of Jeffrey) Standard article (503 words and a footnote apology) Long form article (three pages and half a fifth) etc etc
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