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I’m so sorry you didn’t laugh at my jokes. If it’s any consolation they aren’t all intended to be funny. Here, have an autographed whoopie cushion, on me. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m so sorry you didn’t laugh at my jokes. If it’s any consolation they aren’t all intended to be funny. Here, have an autographed whoopie cushion, on me. Honk Honk, tee hee.
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Apr 20, 2022 18:34
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Post a joke so I can tell whether you’re funny or not.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t, he was chicken. 
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Apr 20, 2022 18:37
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Why did the hermit crab cross the road? To get to the shell station. 
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Apr 20, 2022 18:38
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t, he was chicken. Hmmm.
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Golf is like an orgy. You don’t have to wash your balls after each hole, but it’s not a bad idea. 
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Apr 20, 2022 18:39
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*pulls out hog*
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Golf is like an orgy. You don’t have to wash your balls after each hole, but it’s not a bad idea. Grow up
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i'm inflating myself with a bicycle pump right now, just getting huge and round. my skin is stretched to its limit, at any moment i may burst, but i must endure to become the biggest person here. it is incredibly uncomfortable and incredibly sexy.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Golf is like an orgy. You don’t have to wash your balls after each hole, but it’s not a bad idea. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn’t, he was chicken. ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why did the hermit crab cross the road? To get to the shell station. These are all really funny. I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread. 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*pulls out hog* Sir, this isn’t a dennys parking lot. 
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Im fat as hell so this is easy for me
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Devils Affricate posted:These are all really funny. I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread. the premise is that ur in a clamdestine boyster thread
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Apr 20, 2022 18:49
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fee fi fo foom, i smell the posts of a clammy goon
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m so sorry you didn’t laugh at my jokes. If it’s any consolation they aren’t all intended to be funny. Here, have an autographed whoopie cushion, on me. YOU'RE SO TINY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, SQUIRT?
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Apr 20, 2022 18:59
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Always try to look bigger than you really are. It keeps away all kinds of predators
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the premise is that ur in a clamdestine boyster thread It’s ok that your not being funny. I brought enough jokes for the whole thread. 
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Asked my dog how his day was going. He said “ruff”. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s ok that your not being funny. I brought enough jokes for the whole thread. not even being the bigger person in your own thread,............ smdh
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:not even being the bigger person in your own thread,............ smdh I don’t have to be the bigger person here to be the bigger person. 
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Since there are multiple people in this thread, we naturally must have a biggest person. You can have that title, OP. Really it's fine, you probably need this more than I do. 
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*Overpowers you and chases you out of the pack*
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NOT ME!! I'M DUMB AND SO GODDAMN CRAZY!!!
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Devils Affricate posted:These are all really funny. I'm not sure I understand the premise of this thread. To freak out the goons that don't get jokes.
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Apr 21, 2022 00:53
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Fe Fi Fo Fum.
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Bad Purchase posted:i'm inflating myself with a bicycle pump right now, just getting huge and round. my skin is stretched to its limit, at any moment i may burst, but i must endure to become the biggest person here. it is incredibly uncomfortable and incredibly sexy. wowzers
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Devils Affricate posted:Since there are multiple people in this thread, we naturally must have a biggest person. I’ll be happy whatever the outcome. Rankings are really just an arbitrary assignment, I don’t even see it as a competition. Just here to have fun. 
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i did not hit her. i did not. oh hi mark
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ZerglingMinor was the biggest person and none us could ever compete
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yeah you are pretty fat op
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How fat is the OP? So fat that he couldn't be outdone in his own 'be a bigger person' thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtZ0hl-unM4 Can you achieve something more?
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I weigh 800 lbs
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i measure my size in displacement tonnage
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the rear end to mouth smilie looks awful in DORK mode
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Hey cool, I'm 6'3" instead of 6'1".
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Very large
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I'm very large but can still only orbit around the op
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