WORM, SLIME, or BABY?

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

BYOB has just walked into the ADOPTION CENTER. Let's look at the babbies for adoption.

Aw cute who do we want?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 16:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 18:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i choose u slimander

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 17:01

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

worm is clearly the best babber

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Apr 21, 2022 17:18

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

baby is all wrapped up perhaps to hide a mystery?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 17:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Bo-Pepper posted:

baby is all wrapped up perhaps to hide a mystery?

to hide the fact that it's not a worm baby

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Apr 21, 2022 17:48

KitConstantine

Slime baby is my fav baby

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 21, 2022 18:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

we couldn't choose so we adopted all three!!

now to experience the joys of motherhood!!

rooooock a bye baaaabies

# ? Apr 21, 2022 19:06

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh my god those adorable babies are going to be sick!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 19:28

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

>> cradle WORM

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 19:33

FutonForensic

worm is next in line for the throne, slime will lead the armies, and baby joins the clergy

# ? Apr 21, 2022 20:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

really glad i read parenting books otherwise i never would have known i'd need a mist spray bottle for 2/3 children

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 20:53

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

1 (possibly 2) out of 3 of those babies will turn into 2 babies if i cut them in half time to close my eyes swing my knife and roll the dice

# ? Apr 21, 2022 20:57

Manifisto

I work feverishly to sew a trenchcoat that can fit all three of these beautiful infants, standing on each other's shoulders*

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 21:18

KitConstantine

Bo-Pepper posted:

1 (possibly 2) out of 3 of those babies will turn into 2 babies if i cut them in half time to close my eyes swing my knife and roll the dice

Do not harm the beautiful children

no babies having babies

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 21, 2022 21:40

biosterous

Manifisto posted:

I work feverishly to sew a trenchcoat that can fit all three of these beautiful infants, standing on each other's shoulders*

slime baby needs to be on top or else we are gonna run into some seriously problems really quick

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^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Bo-Pepper posted:

1 (possibly 2) out of 3 of those babies will turn into 2 babies if i cut them in half time to close my eyes swing my knife and roll the dice

is this correct?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i drew that axe with a fuckin PEN it looks like a VIDEO GAME asset

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:16

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i drew that axe with a fuckin PEN it looks like a VIDEO GAME asset

nice axe

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:40

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Plant MONSTER. posted:

is this correct?

I suspect this would result in one fewer babies. Perhaps we could try feeding them instead?

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:45

xcheopis

Dr. Honked posted:

worm is clearly the best babber

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i drew that axe with a fuckin PEN it looks like a VIDEO GAME asset

chop me, daddy (of 3 lovely children)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:51

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

you have CHOPPED BABY

# ? Apr 21, 2022 22:55

Manifisto

oh no!!

do we, uh

do we put each half in water or something so it can grow its own roots

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 23:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

not another cake baby the adoption process is so long

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 23:10

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

it seems

BABY has evolved into ANGEL

# ? Apr 21, 2022 23:25

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I sing to the sweet baby angel a poem:

Hush now little angel baby
Have a sip of angel gravy
Made with roux and cattle drippins
In a bottle for your sippin
Little baby don't be cranky

Hush now little angel baby
Don't get no tummy crampy
You don't need no crummy food

Baby has a sweet angel soul
You don't need no stinking food

Hush now little angel baby
It ain't nothing you wouldn't eat
You can't eat a dancin baby
You're an angel baby not a man.

Hush now little angel baby
I can make you a nice angel apple pie
But it ain't gonna hold you
For you can't eat it for love

Hush now little angel baby
I sing to you a lonesome song
Told me a little angel baby
But I only make you a song

And if I was an angel baby
How would I sleep at night
No angel baby would sleep
For all he's eating is bread.

And if I was an angel baby
How would I ride a bike

How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Apr 21, 2022

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# ? Apr 21, 2022 23:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

i sing a lovely song to the other, less attended to babies

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 21, 2022 23:46

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

WORM is hungry!

What should we feed worm?

we have HONEY, ARM and BIOFILM

# ? Apr 22, 2022 00:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

feed honey to worm
feed arm to biofilm

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# ? Apr 22, 2022 00:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

How Wonderful! posted:

feed honey to worm

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 22, 2022 00:29

KitConstantine

WORMs like HONEY probably

Also hey man where'd ya get that arm?

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 22, 2022 02:22

nut

i think you should put a dollop of honey on the floor and each of the three babies equidistant around it and take prop bets as to who reaches it first

# ? Apr 22, 2022 02:32

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

the angel is an evolved baby so its speed stat is gonna be higher. How is that fair?

# ? Apr 22, 2022 02:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

>> use fire stone on slimander :palmon:

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# ? Apr 22, 2022 03:00

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

you have CHOPPED BABY

lol

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 22, 2022 15:09

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

please give the arm to the worm or the slime because they need to be able to grip things n64 controllers

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# ? Apr 22, 2022 16:27

google THIS

There goes my theory that baby was actually that thing from Eraserhead

# ? Apr 22, 2022 16:35

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

so i fed the honey to the worm and he became a turd or a cocoon