WORM, SLIME, or BABY?

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Manifisto

if it's a cocoon and something comes out of it, we should save the cocoon and see what kind of silk we can spin out of it

our babies need hats and mittens

well maybe not the one in the cocoon, I guess we'll see

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 23, 2022 15:49

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# ? May 7, 2024 02:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Manifisto posted:

if it's a cocoon and something comes out of it, we should save the cocoon and see what kind of silk we can spin out of it

our babies need hats and mittens

well maybe not the one in the cocoon, I guess we'll see

oh sure a hat seems fine

pick a hat

# ? Apr 25, 2022 01:16

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Apr 25, 2022 01:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

Barking Gecko posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 25, 2022 01:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Barking Gecko posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 25, 2022 01:30

KitConstantine

Barking Gecko posted:

# ? Apr 25, 2022 02:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Toadette has never been hotter :swoon:

# ? Apr 25, 2022 02:31

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

well somehow putting the shower cap on the jelly turned it into a jellyfish because shower caps look like jellyfishes and also they are prone to get wet, like jellyfish

# ? Apr 25, 2022 04:03

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

Bo-Pepper posted:

baby is all wrapped up perhaps to hide a mystery?

Next level loot crates. Ya get a baby with random novelty items. Skip ultrasounds to avoid spoiling the surprise.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Apr 25, 2022 15:09

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

these are our current babies : )

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:36

KitConstantine

Oh no! Why is the jelly baby sad?

I'm excited to see what may come of cocoon lad/lass/nbuddy

And who is angel smoochin :wink:

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 20:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i agree and further state all these babies look sad either through facial expressions or color scheme please cheer up the babies

# ? Apr 25, 2022 20:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Well, we can pick ONE baby to give a toy to at the moment so who gets a toy?

this is what happens when you adopt 3 babies on a 1 baby budget

# ? Apr 25, 2022 21:09

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Actually I'm feeling rather pissy so I'VE decided that ANGEL BABY will get a toy first.

But you guys can pick

# ? Apr 25, 2022 21:16

KitConstantine

Guitar!!!

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 25, 2022 21:16

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

why is the guitar surrounded by fiery hellflames i find this all very suspicious so choose the car in a wood grain universe

# ? Apr 25, 2022 21:28

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

KitConstantine posted:

Guitar!!!

# ? Apr 25, 2022 22:14

biosterous

definitely the hell guitar

heaven or hell? let's rock!

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he/him

# ? Apr 25, 2022 23:57

Manifisto

yes guitar is the right choice

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 01:13

Seth Pecksniff: can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Guitar!

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:41

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Jammer Guitar!!

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:26

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Plant MONSTER. posted:

it seems

BABY has evolved into ANGEL

we fed the baby angel the guitar and... di-di-digimon digimon

oh no rebelious rocker hell angel

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:27

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

it's just a phase

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

*stay up all night waiting for rebelious rocker hell angel to come home*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:42

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

we fed the baby angel the guitar and... di-di-digimon digimon

oh no rebelious rocker hell angel

How's this loincloth working? It looks to be transparent so not great for coving your bits.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:45

KitConstantine

pixaal posted:

How's this loincloth working? It looks to be transparent so not great for coving your bits.

Angels canonically don't really have bits. Ignore the Bible books that have them getting down with human ladies, those are explicitly non canon(for all christians i think? Catholics for sure)

Also this is the first time I've gotten to use Canon in the classical sense

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

KitConstantine posted:

Angels canonically don't really have bits. Ignore the Bible books that have them getting down with human ladies, those are explicitly non canon(for all christians i think? Catholics for sure)

Also this is the first time I've gotten to use Canon in the classical sense

no dicks, WAY too many wings and eyes

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:53

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

pixaal posted:

How's this loincloth working? It looks to be transparent so not great for coving your bits.

its transparent but shes wearing a full on colorful body suit with a weird hoop skirt as well.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 23:54

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Plant MONSTER. posted:

we fed the baby angel the guitar and... di-di-digimon digimon

oh no rebelious rocker hell angel

this kind of reminds me of a ralph bakshi fairy or somethin it's neat and good i hope the teen rocker angel grows out of this phase soon though i bet an angel could really make a racket if it wanted to

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 27, 2022 00:12

Manifisto

I am pleased that rebellious rocker hell angel knows that the middle finger is the guitar strummin' finger

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 27, 2022 00:17

biosterous

Plant MONSTER. posted:

we fed the baby angel the guitar and... di-di-digimon digimon

oh no rebelious rocker hell angel

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 27, 2022 04:37

KitConstantine

Plant MONSTER. posted:

we fed the baby angel the guitar and... di-di-digimon digimon

oh no rebelious rocker hell angel

What kind of jams does she play? or are they incomprehensible to the moral mind?

Thank You To Pot Smoke Phoenix

# ? Apr 27, 2022 14:24

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

it is just a tribute, to the most angelic song in the world

# ? Apr 27, 2022 14:32

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

KitConstantine posted:

What kind of jams does she play? or are they incomprehensible to the moral mind?

She duets with a circuit-bent electro-harpist, their sound has hints of Tropical Goth.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Hey we should pick a habitat for the pupa to well... pupate in, eh?

# ? Apr 27, 2022 23:52

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I vote for the sylvan woodland.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 00:37

KitConstantine

Beautiful woods :swoon:

# ? Apr 28, 2022 00:43

biosterous

donkey kong beehive

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he/him

# ? Apr 28, 2022 01:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

desert biome :twisted:

# ? Apr 28, 2022 01:12

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# ? May 7, 2024 02:01

Twenty Four

I just learned that toy that I have seen something similar to before is supposed to be a tiny, weird guitar and not some sort of puffy door key thing, like some sort of lame safer version of giving a baby your car and house keys to jangle about.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 01:26

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