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its all nice on rice posted:How much of the "hotel rooms are parasite infested and have cum stains everywhere!" is just TV hype? I've only been here 4 months but I've not heard of anything being too gross. We did have a guest complain because a maid used a sheet with a blood stain on it. Whoops. White men aged 35 to 65 go from jovial to screaming mad as soon as they don't get their way. All hockey parents can go die in a fire, oh my God they are awful people. Charles Bukowski fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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<-----There's only one motel for this clown The Clown Motel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBJaTtF7XI  
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Apr 22, 2022 05:37
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How bout I knock you around a little bit
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Apr 22, 2022 05:47
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Linux Pirate posted:<-----There's only one motel for this clown Would stay and get murdered and eaten by evil clowns in this hotel
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Apr 22, 2022 05:57
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Hotel everybody, even the mayor!
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Apr 22, 2022 06:00
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Three Olives posted:We take a road trip with my husband's family every year to the same place, it's just a thing that they have done for a long time and I just go with it. Hampton Inn& Suites? There's one in Green River, WY with the same layout.  And literally nothing else next to it. 
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Apr 22, 2022 06:06
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I've found weird love in a motel room at a reasonable price.
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Apr 22, 2022 06:15
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There's nothing quite like adding to the communal cum stain tapestry of your local motel room duvet cover. Try it by yourself, with a significant other or with a less discriminating escort/lady of the night. Healthy and fun!
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Apr 22, 2022 06:23
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Has anyone been to hotel california?
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Apr 22, 2022 06:40
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Has anyone been to hotel california? I drive past it every day. It is a retirement community now. They have a cool lobby.
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Apr 22, 2022 06:41
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Ralph Hurley posted:How bout I knock you around a little bit OH YEAH YOU WANNA gently caress?!
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Growing up, my parents were really cheap, so they'd only run the air conditioner when it was 95 degrees or higher. But when we'd go on vacation, we'd blast the AC in the cheap motels we stayed at and it felt so luxurious. I'm cheap too and mostly stay in lower-end places so the bloom is kind of off the rose. Not to mention my sinuses are a mess and all that dry air fucks them up. For a while I'd go to Atlantic City in the off season and get free rooms at some of the nicer places, which were more impressive. Having the toilet be in a separate little room from the rest of the bathroom is de rigeur in newer casinos and it is such a good idea, taking a shower is so much nicer when it's not in the same room you poo poo in. Also, one time I found a whole little nickel bag of coke in the stairwell at the Trump Taj Mahal when trying to find a floor where the ice machine wasn't broke.
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All this cum talk is over the top. I cleaned hotel rooms at two separate hotels - granted they weren't seedy motels, but we had a lot of different types of people passing through. Only a few times I ever found discarded used condoms and never like a big blob of cum. We even had sex workers conduct business out of the hotel a few times and after they checked out all us cleaning staff would rush to the room to check it out. I even had a UV light but we never found anything interesting. The sex workers were more considerate than most, actually. Someone did piss on all the towels in the bathroom once cause they were mad that we knocked on their door at 10:55 AM and were like "are you checking out or what? We'd like to clean this room please."
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Apr 22, 2022 07:42
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Linux Pirate posted:<-----There's only one motel for this clown Good place to spread out up 'ere
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When I don't know what I'm doing for money, I always end up going back to work night shift on a hotel desk because I like it. It puts no stress on me, the guests are all strangers, and I have lots of free time. I also totally know what you mean by this:ellasmith posted:Don’t get me wrong, the conveniences are great, but on a deeper level I love the transitory feeling of the place. I've never been able to connect it up with anything else in my mind, but I think it's got something to do with the relief of being a stranger. When you walk into a hotel room, it's anonymous and clean. People are all around you, have been, will be, but you can't see them. They could be anybody, and you're just one of them. You can slip into a different idea of yourself, depending on how you feel or what the place is like. Real life is far away, expectations on you don't matter. I just realised what it is - escapism. Of course it is. roomtone fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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Apr 22, 2022 13:10
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Linux Pirate posted:<-----There's only one motel for this clown Love how the clown motel is right next to a graveyard, it's the cherry on top.
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roomtone posted:When I don't know what I'm doing for money, I always end up going back to work night shift on a hotel desk because I like it. It puts no stress on me, the guests are all strangers, and I have lots of free time. I also totally know what you mean by this: Yeah theres a certain cozy, safe quality to liminal spaces.
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Apr 22, 2022 13:32
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Vim Fuego posted:gross sex is best in a cheap motel IMO
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Nice hotel air conditioning is the best air conditioning. I did know someone who ran a hotel for while who said they had some retiree/vet who pretty much lived there on a full-time basis paying monthly room rental fees for a few years. He even ended up having some of his mail shipped there, if I recall.
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Anyone else remember the goon story about an old guy who lived in a hotel for years and he came off like a perfectly nice old man but he was secretly using the hotel room as a den for his disgusting fetishes, which included shoving a bottle of air freshener up his rear end?
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fancy hotel room service is the best, especially for breakfast all those tiny jars of ketchup, honey, and jam the plastic wrap on top of your goblet of oj and the way you just leave it in the hallway when you're done 
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Apr 22, 2022 15:31
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Yaldabaoth posted:Anyone else remember the goon story about an old guy who lived in a hotel for years and he came off like a perfectly nice old man but he was secretly using the hotel room as a den for his disgusting fetishes, which included shoving a bottle of air freshener up his rear end? as far as fetishes go you could do a lot worse than making your rear end smell good
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Apr 22, 2022 15:31
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Yaldabaoth posted:Love how the clown motel is right next to a graveyard, it's the cherry on top. That's (giant) boot hill
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Apr 22, 2022 15:44
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Yaldabaoth posted:Anyone else remember the goon story about an old guy who lived in a hotel for years and he came off like a perfectly nice old man but he was secretly using the hotel room as a den for his disgusting fetishes, which included shoving a bottle of air freshener up his rear end? I faintly remember that story, like he made such a good impression on everyone and just said he cleaned his own room so they were perfectly content to let room service skip it. Unfortunately it was completely wrecked when they did enter after he disappeared. The details were crazy but I think it involved a dildo mounted on an exposed mattress spring.
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Icept posted:The details were crazy but I think it involved a dildo mounted on an exposed mattress spring. That was the bottle of air freshener.
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I just traveled 1500 miles and stayed at two Best Westerns. The one in Provo Utah was "okay". It was clean and nice. The one in Missoula Montana was ultra posh, like they had just remodeled and upgraded everything to A+ standards. Hotels share the same chemistry as airport bars. It's anonymous, temporary, transitory. At an airport bar you can have a conversation with a stranger and be completely open because you are never going to see them again. In the hotel, it's your own space for just a bit, but still that anonymous feeling that let's you feel a bit free.
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Whenever I stay at a hotel I rank the AC as low as it will go. Idk why
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Whenever I stay at a hotel I rank the AC as low as it will go. Idk why We'd stand in front of it as kids
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Has anyone been to hotel california? Not since 1969
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Icept posted:I faintly remember that story, like he made such a good impression on everyone and just said he cleaned his own room so they were perfectly content to let room service skip it. Unfortunately it was completely wrecked when they did enter after he disappeared. yeah but it turned out he made it all up and i think ended up having some kind of meltdown. i think one of my first probies came fromthat thread.
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I was expecting something a bit more risque from "disgusting fetishes", not just a little buttstuff
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he had a series of stories and they had a common fecal theme - like one woman who filled half the room up with poo poo - then he said he rescued a woman from being raped by beating someone up with a flash light.
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I think it was on some thread here where someone was saying they had to stay overnight at a motel before catching a plane in the morning and the receptionist pretty much walked them to their room and warned them under no circumstances should they open the door, unlock the door, or leave the room before daylight because the neighborhood was too dangerous.
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Ralph Hurley posted:I love the hum of the air conditioner unit under the window. In motels it’s like a jet engine starting up. Completely drowns out all unsavory sounds of whatever lovely place you’re passing through. I’ve had some of the best deadest sleeps of my life in motels. i am addicted to fan sleep and it has gone so far that normal fans arent loud enough and i have trouble sleeping in hotels because it's too quiet
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The made-up old man dildo pervert hotel story character name was Mr. Blackstock, by the way, which I wish I did not remember, but it could help you find that guy's fantasies. Err stories.
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they were such obvious bullshit lol "mr. blackstock"
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Wasn’t there some microbiologists that found when you enter a hotel room your body changes the bacteria in the room after 15 minutes or something crazy? We’re all just shedding invisible goblins everywhere and that’s gross but cool.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:yeah but it turned out he made it all up and i think ended up having some kind of meltdown. i think one of my first probies came fromthat thread. I didn't know this. Once again, Something Awful disappoints me.
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Nuts and Gum posted:Wasn’t there some microbiologists that found when you enter a hotel room your body changes the bacteria in the room after 15 minutes or something crazy? We’re all just shedding invisible goblins everywhere and that’s gross but cool. me sitting down in my hotel room chair 
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It was JoeyVapes and the thread was insanely embarrassing because people actually believed his blatantly fake rear end stories for way too long.
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