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We need to figure out how to convert raw energy into physical food like they do on ST:TNG so we can achieve true enlightenment by not consuming other creatures to live. Edit: Welp, that's one hell of a snipe.
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Yaldabaoth posted:We need to figure out how to convert raw energy into physical food like they do on ST:TNG so we can achieve true enlightenment by not consuming other creatures to live. u r without honor dont worry about the snipe, nobody could have foreseen this thread going more than 1 page i guess u could say my whale idea.....has legs
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Yaldabaoth posted:We need to figure out how to convert raw energy into physical food like they do on ST:TNG so we can achieve true enlightenment by not consuming other creatures to live. You're saying we need to cross a certain threshold?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What other use would there be for lab grown titties OP? I dunno like brush your teeth?
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Yaldabaoth posted:We need to figure out how to convert raw energy into physical food like they do on ST:TNG so we can achieve true enlightenment by not consuming other creatures to live. 
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Apr 22, 2022 21:09
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Gatto Grigio posted:Whale milk has a consistency similar to toothpaste. Good luck drinking that! That tube cheese/condensed milk poo poo they have in northern europe
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BigBadSteve posted:Source (so I can impress my friends)? Oh it was actually an episode of the good, the bad and the science. The gist was cows fermentation breakdown happens at earlier stages of digestion vs humans happens later, hence we don't burp farts. I forget which one so I'm no help as a source, but it's a great podcast people should check out!
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Apr 22, 2022 21:29
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Actually the Enertron has nothing to do with feeding you, it just gives you a full night's sleep in just a few seconds. Which means the future was probably a dystopia where people literally worked around the clock.
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Apr 22, 2022 21:45
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well, some of us get breaks from work to motorcycle race johnny on the ruined surface streets
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Apr 22, 2022 21:48
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Captain ahab died trying to find whales milk. Read Movie Dick and wise up. 
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I will beat the poo poo out of some whales until they give up their milk. Like what are they gonna do about it
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Big Beef City posted:I will beat the poo poo out of some whales until they give up their milk. Explode your head with the forbidden whale song.
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Apr 23, 2022 09:26
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We could milk your mom, OP, she's got 6 nipples and lives underwater
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I guess my question would be how will you hold the whale in place to milk them? Boats seem boring, maybe they could be restrained by nets thrown from helicopters? Is this some sort of operation which falls under the jurisdiction of the SEA PATROL?
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Apr 23, 2022 09:53
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Some sort of leather harness system to restrain the whales. Possibly a collar as well, along with clamps for their nipples to facilitate milking
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You guys ever think maybe they LIKE being milked and restraint isn’t necessary? No, of course you haven’t because man’s instinct is to take rather than ask for, or dare I say EARN, the delicious bounty of Mother Earth’s milk supply.
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Just convert the cows to sea cows, problem solved.
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Sea monkeys milk
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Milky Dick
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Here's an idea: instead of making cheese from cows, just eat dick cheese 
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Mooey Cow posted:Here's an idea: instead of making cheese from cows, just eat dick cheese go away E: nothing personal, natch
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pixaal posted:I I guess you could add it to the milk if you really wanted to get weird but what would stop you from doing that with a bull and cow? The FDA.
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Outrail posted:The FDA. tghats dickscrimination
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Apr 26, 2022 16:04
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There's already plenty of places where you can order high quality bull semen.
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Yaldabaoth posted:There's already plenty of places where you can order high quality bull semen. ill ask mny wife where she gets hers
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Worf posted:ill ask mny wife where she gets hers Don't bother I'm booked up until June.
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