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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth
With teams like the new york stankees, the houston asstros, milwaukee fart brewers, colorado rippies

loudspeakers would play fart sound effects a lot like when someone got a hit or was out

instead of the 7th inning stretch there would be a 7th inning fart. all of the concession stands would sell bean chili and brussels sprouts

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

This idea stinks, op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
close thread goldmine

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it would still be boring and unwatchable

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Not as good abbreviation as National Fart League with league leader Kansas City Queefs

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

lol all of the bases can be whoopee cushions

ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

Chief McHeath posted:

lol all of the bases can be whoopee cushions

LMAO yes

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Gives new meaning to the term beanball

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Bobson Dugbutt

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:gas: thread

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cleveland should do A League of Their Own sort of dealio and call it the Cleveland Cleavage. :mamacita:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Linux Pirate posted:

Gives new meaning to the term beanball

Grundma
Mar 26, 2007

DOG controls your destiny. Seek out three items of his favor and then seek his shrine.
Boston Red Sharts

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A VIDEO OF A CLOSE UP OF A BUTT HOLE FARTING, USING ULTRA SLOW MOTION VIDEO SO YOU CAN SEE THE SONIC STRIATIONS AND OTHER SUCH NUANCES IN THE BUTT HOLE TISSUE ITSELF AS IT FARTS?!?

ASKING FOR A FRIEND!!!

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

ellasmith posted:

milwaukee fart brewers

C'mon, the Milwaukee Pooers was right there.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I wonder what it would smell like I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I watch the Pittsburgh Pirates which is the equivalent of a team farting and making GBS threads all over the field.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I have been injecting steroids directly into my sphincter for years it make it stronger.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Jose Oquendo posted:

I watch the Pittsburgh Pirates which is the equivalent of a team farting and making GBS threads all over the field.

LEGGO PIGBIRD

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Using pine tar to increase the volume.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Players take turns farting into an empty Gatorade cooler. At the end of the game, they open the lid and put it over the head of the player who played the best.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
instead of big league chew they would chew on big league poo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like the dodgers i hope they beat the padres tonight!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Aww they just lost ):

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I have been injecting steroids directly into my sphincter for years it make it stronger.

We got a ringer here

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

The Seventh Inning Stench.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Angles in the Outhouse

Field of Steams

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Albuttquerque Assotopes

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Here, it's not baseball but American Gladiators in fart form. You can thank me later through PayPal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycoexoeve0Y

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHZHyRmv75M plays in place of the national anthem before every game.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

bossy lady posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHZHyRmv75M plays in place of the national anthem before every game.

Your avatar works disturbingly well with this

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
baseball loving sucks

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Chinatown posted:

baseball loving sucks

with the magic of farts it can only be improved

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Chinatown posted:

baseball loving sucks

Thanks wet blanket

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Major League Buttbombs

Major League Buttbombers

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
The Seattle Marinators

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I ripped a fart earlier tonight that I uh guess went out over the air that I'm deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there I want to say from the very bottom of my heart I'm very very sorry. I may not put on these pants ever again.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Albert Poo-Holes :xd:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I feel like tennis or golf would be better. Since it's quiet at the venues already you can really hear the action on the court / course. Plus if you have a really good one in both it can go from an ace to an rear end.

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ellasmith
Sep 29, 2021

by Azathoth

bossy lady posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHZHyRmv75M plays in place of the national anthem before every game.

I’m in tears

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