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i'm sitting with a blank birthday card for my dad here. usually i can think of something funny and nice to put in cards for my family. like for example on mother's day i got Ma a card which said 'two mums are better than one!' on the front, for a gay couple, and on the inside i wrote 'but you take what you can get'. we all had a good laugh, then spent some quality family time. but it's always tough to think of something that an old timer like my Pa would enjoy. what are some great birthday card messages you've seen for pops
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Apr 24, 2022 13:48
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"I haven't told my therapist the worst of it, happy birthday Dad"
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Apr 24, 2022 13:50
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Can we get a kind of resume of his work? It seems, so far, all he did is make you, which is not great
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Apr 24, 2022 13:51
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"The greatest gift I could give you would be emancipation. PS can I borrow some money for a lawyer"
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Apr 24, 2022 13:52
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Happy Birthday Dad, Don't you think you've had enough birthdays by now?
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Apr 24, 2022 13:53
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"Dad, you've always meant so much to me. Which is why I so aggressively search for so many of your traits in my sexual partners. Anyways happy birthday."
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Apr 24, 2022 13:53
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"Dad, for your birthday I thought I'd tell you you deserve a day off. I just can't figure out from what."
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Apr 24, 2022 13:55
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Keep it simple, op. "im gay"
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Apr 24, 2022 13:56
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Thanks for impregnating your lover, my mother. With out that one gently caress I would not be here. Hope it wasnt some rando one when you were just drunk as gently caress both ramming, and was a considerate one hoping for the impregnation of her eggs with purpose, love, and the creation of me.
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these are all great ideas. i might take them all.Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Thanks for impregnating your lover, my mother. With out that one gently caress I would not be here. Hope it wasnt some rando one when you were just drunk as gently caress both ramming, and was a considerate one hoping for the impregnation of her eggs with purpose, love, and the creation of me. a simple guy like my dad would definitely get a big kick out of this.
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Apr 24, 2022 13:57
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"Happy birthday Dad. They say the greatest gift of all is love. I'm sorry things are tight this year."
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Apr 24, 2022 13:57
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"When you die the greeting card industry dies with you, old man."
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Apr 24, 2022 13:58
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Happy X years from this loving burden
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Apr 24, 2022 13:59
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"FOR <your age here> YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING, 'WHO IS MY GAY SON' [...]"
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Apr 24, 2022 14:00
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Youre X years old, and you didn't drown me in the bath. Your gently caress up, old man.
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Apr 24, 2022 14:01
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Thanks for spoogin' up that vag all those years ago, I'm mostly ok with the results.
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Apr 24, 2022 14:55
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hosed Mum Got Me.
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Apr 24, 2022 14:56
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I like the CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER YEAR OF NOT BEING DEAD variety. Preferably with a skeleton somewhere. Be sure to put a skeleton on your card, OP. They are always a hit.
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Apr 24, 2022 15:46
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"I know what you did"
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Apr 24, 2022 16:44
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"Is your life insurance paid? Don't want to waste my time wishing you Happy Birthday otherwise"
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Apr 24, 2022 16:46
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happy birthday. you will be quickly forgotten when you pass.
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Apr 24, 2022 17:16
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Your barbecue is weak and you can't widdle for poo poo
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Apr 24, 2022 18:00
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Oh yeah? *widdles all over the carpet, walls, and ceiling*
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Apr 24, 2022 18:11
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I'm one year closer to looking like you. Thankfully I have antidepressants.
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Apr 24, 2022 18:33
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"Thanks for having a weak pullout game!"
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Apr 24, 2022 18:45
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gently caress you i hope you die.
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Apr 24, 2022 18:48
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Happy birthday motherfucker
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Apr 24, 2022 18:50
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I appreciate your patience in not smothering me as a baby.
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Apr 24, 2022 18:54
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dad gay so what
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Apr 24, 2022 18:55
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gbs but from 2004 posted:dad gay so what "Father, I have heard your declaration of homosexuality and I wanted to affirm that my love for you remains unchanged"
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Apr 24, 2022 19:04
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Congratulations on being one year closer to death!
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Apr 24, 2022 19:07
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“Happy birthday from your ’chip off the ol’ block’” and stick a dick pic in there.
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Apr 24, 2022 23:49
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I didn't know which nursing home to send this to.
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Apr 25, 2022 00:10
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Have you considered sending an e-card, op? It's like a traditional card but it's electronic which means you can add flaming skull gifs and stuff, and it won't cost you a penny. It's the brand new technology all the kids are using these days and you should check it out!
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Apr 25, 2022 00:15
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how can i best express my love to my father? better ask the goons!
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Apr 25, 2022 00:54
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"my katana has tasted the wind and cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood."
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Apr 25, 2022 00:56
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It's weird how many of these 'happy birthday' messages read as if they're birthday messages for the person sending it rather than the dad. "Thanks for birthing me" "thanks for loving Mom" etc.
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Apr 25, 2022 00:59
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I preferred other dad that was always here when you were working.
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Apr 25, 2022 01:16
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Mom filled me in on everything. You’ll always be dad to me regardless. Happy birthday “dad”.
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You can't go wrong with a simple "Happy birthday Dad... I love you heaps."
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