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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i always get my dad ebony christian friendship cards from dollar tree in lieu of actual birthday cards

:synpa:

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
"I can never escape the sins you have passed to me. XOXOXO"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




happy birthday, dad. this will be the last time you hear from me.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Happy birthday! And sorry that the Maury Povich show wasn't around when you first heard about me.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Can I have your house? I’m 33 years old and not a millionaire, so I can’t afford one.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got you some pants
Into which you can poo.

And give him some depends.

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

Youre X years old, and you didn't drown me in the bath.

Your gently caress up, old man.

Pretty sure their dad is older than 10, dude.

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