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Machai

Does Taco Bell support the legalization of marijuana? In states where it was legalized (the weed, not the taco bell) usage went up around 50% within 5 years. That's a lot of Taco Bell cravings! I think it would behoove Taco Bell to help fund legalization in additional states and as they are a publicly traded company it is their duty to do so for the good of their investors.

Also, dot they drug test their employees? If so, do they fire or discipline any employees that don't test positive for marijuana?

# ? Apr 24, 2022 19:12

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# ? May 4, 2024 11:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

idk OP but I could go for a burriot. especially the all new steak white hot ranch fries burriot® only at Taco Bell™

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 00:28

Twenty Four

What if you live in a place where weed is legal but Taco Bell is illegal? (I think this is the complete opposite of the movie Demolition Man)

# ? Apr 25, 2022 00:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

What if you live in a place where weed is legal but Taco Bell is illegal? (I think this is the complete opposite of the movie Demolition Man)

I read that there's no taco bell in Mexico. They tried opening a location there but the locals laughed them out of town

# ? Apr 25, 2022 00:45

Space Taxi

Funeral homes are trying to legalise strangling. So far a tight hug is legal and they're working their way up.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 02:21

Dungeon Ecology

tacolize legaljuana

# ? Apr 25, 2022 07:35

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i'm in canada, but it's a 2 hour drive to get to the nearest taco bell, and i would have to cross the bridge to the mainland, which costs 50 canadian tire monies. it's free to come back though

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 13:59

Escape From Noise

I make a thread about Taco Bell going all in on stoner culture, I'm a pariah. Machai does it, everyone loves it! Geeze BYOB, you sure are fickle.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 14:45

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

There is no Taco Bell in Vermont so I don't know what the new sauce is like.

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:23

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

How Wonderful! posted:

There is no Taco Bell in Vermont

is this for real

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:25

Escape From Noise

There's a Taco Bell in Osaka but it closes at 10 so every time I'm drunk/desperate enough in Umeda it's closed and I'm better off just grabbing whatever garbage at the grocery store near my place, or failing that, a convenience store.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:33

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

is this for real

No, but I thought it was when I posted it.

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:35

Escape From Noise

How Wonderful! posted:

No, but I thought it was when I posted it.

Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls...

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:37

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Escape From Noise posted:

Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls...

Bingo Bango has informed me that it would be extremely impractical to drive to any of the VT Taco Bells just to get Taco Bell

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

there is no element of a taco bell trip in any context that could be considered "practical"

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:45

Escape From Noise

Edit: I was being a dick. It was embarrassing.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:19 on May 2, 2024

# ? Apr 25, 2022 17:46

Machai

Escape From Noise posted:

I make a thread about Taco Bell going all in on stoner culture, I'm a pariah. Machai does it, everyone loves it! Geeze BYOB, you sure are fickle.

Did you make the thread while doing bong rips and eating taco bell? That's what I did.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 18:36

Machai

How Wonderful! posted:

There is no Taco Bell in Vermont so I don't know what the new sauce is like.

They always put sauce with my orders but I never use them, instead putting my own blend of spices on stuff. The packets have quotes on them including "Will you marry me?" and "Of course I will!" so my wife and I used them as props for one of our engagement photos.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 18:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Machai posted:

They always put sauce with my orders but I never use them, instead putting my own blend of spices on stuff. The packets have quotes on them including "Will you marry me?" and "Of course I will!" so my wife and I used them as props for one of our engagement photos.

the couple that verdes together, stays together <3

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 19:00

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Tacoma Bell: not an improvement.

# ? Apr 25, 2022 22:57

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Machai posted:

They always put sauce with my orders but I never use them, instead putting my own blend of spices on stuff. The packets have quotes on them including "Will you marry me?" and "Of course I will!" so my wife and I used them as props for one of our engagement photos.

I do not like taco bell sauces on their own but on taco bell food I will accept no substitutes

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# ? Apr 25, 2022 22:59

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

I make a thread about Taco Bell going all in on stoner culture, I'm a pariah. Machai does it, everyone loves it! Geeze BYOB, you sure are fickle.

In my defense I was MIA for a month or so for reasons... However I just realized this is the second Taco Bell thread I have posted in in the past couple of days since my hiatus and I don't think I have even been there in over a year so I don't know.

How Wonderful! posted:

Bingo Bango has informed me that it would be extremely impractical to drive to any of the VT Taco Bells just to get Taco Bell

*Shakes the magic 8 ball* "It is decidedly so" lol

Areola Grande posted:

I read that there's no taco bell in Mexico. They tried opening a location there but the locals laughed them out of town

Yeah but to be fair it's not really Mexican food, it's Taco Bell. Just like you don't go to McDonalds to get a good hamburger, you go there because you want a Big Mac or whatever and it's actually open.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 01:14

kuskus

In my small HS town, rumor has it or you could ask for a green burrito in the Taco Bell drive-through and receive a dime bag with cash hand-off at the window.

Double income cottage market for drug dealer teens.

�Remember all for dinner all we ate was Captain Crunch
Now we blow big blunts on the way to brunch�

We also had a local knock-off chain called Taco Grande and it was very cheap and very good. I miss and love it. RIP.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:20

Dads Dip Cup

I'm at the Taco Bell, I'm at the weed dispensary

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dads Dip Cup posted:

I'm at the Taco Bell, I'm at the weed dispensary

🎶 I'm at the combination diarrhea gettin place/money pit 🎶

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:50

clammy

taco bell is the Goodwill of fast food

# ? Apr 26, 2022 05:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

clammy posted:

taco bell is the Goodwill of fast food

# ? Apr 26, 2022 08:43

sb hermit

I was surprised that Burlington didn't have a taco bell, until I learned that it used to have one but it shut down.

University of Vermont is right there. How could a taco bell not succeed? Unless it was because of the pandemic and shortsighted landlords.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 09:09

kuskus

Tachelbel's Canon

# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:52

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i haven�t eaten taco bell in my life. we should crowd fund a plane ticket so i can fly and finally enjoy a Crunchwrap Supreme� and wash it down with some Mountain Dew� Baja Blast�

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 12:07

google THIS

Twenty Four posted:

Yeah but to be fair it's not really Mexican food, it's Taco Bell. Just like you don't go to McDonalds to get a good hamburger, you go there because you want a Big Mac or whatever and it's actually open.

Quality aside, Taco Bell, along with a solid majority of other "Mexican" restaurants in the US, are really more Tex-Mex than Mexican. Not that there's anything wrong with that

# ? Apr 26, 2022 13:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watho posted:

i haven’t eaten taco bell in my life. we should crowd fund a plane ticket so i can fly and finally enjoy a Crunchwrap Supreme™ and wash it down with some Mountain Dew™ Baja Blast™

everyone deserves 2 experience Fourthsquirts®

# ? Apr 26, 2022 13:55

biosterous

kuskus posted:

Tachelbel's Canon

aka my rear end after eating taco bell

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 14:08

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

sb hermit posted:

I was surprised that Burlington didn't have a taco bell, until I learned that it used to have one but it shut down.

University of Vermont is right there. How could a taco bell not succeed? Unless it was because of the pandemic and shortsighted landlords.

It's really weird for a college town, nothing is open late so I don't know what stoned students do when they're hungry.

At the very least they're opening a new Chipotle, which is food that college students love, I used to teach on a campus with its own Chipotle and the line was always astounding.

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# ? Apr 26, 2022 15:19