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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

poisonpill posted:

It�s a minor part of why he�s actually bad, but one of the things I hate the most about him are the stupid loving faces he makes while posing for the camera

He's got one of those very expressive faces that would make him the worst at Poker, but also I suspect because his photo got made into a meme that one time, he's constantly trying to repeat and create memeable photos of himself

# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:43

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:44

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!; Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

cybertruck nuts. That's how decepticons are born

# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:44

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Cybertruck doesn�t gently caress

# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:27

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

If Elon think's he's Iron Man, have we considered shooting him in the chest and trapping him in a cave?

# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:28

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!; Nap Ghost

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Cybertruck doesn�t gently caress

that's only because they got recalled

# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:30

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Cool Dad posted:

If Elon think's he's Iron Man, have we considered shooting him in the chest and trapping him in a cave?

That�s his modern origin story though

If you really wanted to kneecap Iron Man, you�d introduce him to addictive substances and mainstream attention

# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:35

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

He's not Tony Stark, he's a wanna be Justin Hammer.

But Justin Hammer is way cooler, as he can actually dance.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:39

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Grok, make me a Portal mod that replaces Cave Johnson's voice lines with Elon Musk

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:00

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Erm uh ehhh ah the uhhhh bounce is uhhhh an order of magnitude higher when ermm uhhhhhh ah, you see what a lot of people don�t get about portals is uh erm uhhh

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:08

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

lol could you imagine going from JK Simmons to that dweeb for the voice

The tutorial game for the steam deck ruled in part due to his voice acting.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:16

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

How much would you love to give this bloke a knuckle sandwich

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:19

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!; Nap Ghost

Wizard Master posted:

How much would you love to give this bloke a knuckle sandwich

7/10 You are a wizard, but I have a pretty big fist

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

He�s completely incompetent. Literally no skills other then swindling rubes . Which is I guess a valuable skill these days

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:35

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

I'd love to watch him cook a meal using ingredients. Truly a MasterClass

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:37

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Wizard Master posted:

How much would you love to give this bloke a knuckle sandwich

Be careful, you can often gently caress your own hand up punching someone else.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:39

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Could Elon actually make anything in a cave with a box of scraps?

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:40

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Codependent Poster posted:

Could Elon actually make anything in a cave with a box of scraps?

A powerful new slur

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:41

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Codependent Poster posted:

Could Elon actually make anything in a cave with a box of scraps?

One of the other prisoners will and he will take credit for it.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:42

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

Could Elon actually make anything in a cave with a box of scraps?

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:44

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Jonny 290 posted:

I'd love to watch him cook a meal using ingredients. Truly a MasterClass

Something like a poptart?

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:47

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

So is any special needs group going to call out Elon's r-slur and when they do how much is the stock going to go up

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:48

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!; Nap Ghost

Cool Dad posted:

A powerful new slur

lol

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:49

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

MasterSitsu posted:

So is any special needs group going to call out Elon's r-slur and when they do how much is the stock going to go up

14%

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:50

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

redshirt posted:

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

He could make mom in a cave with a box of scraps? :confused:

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:50

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 6 hours!; Nap Ghost

...! posted:

He could make mom in a cave with a box of scraps?

Elon is just that intelligent

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:53

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Elon is just that intelligent

He must be destroyed

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:55

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

redshirt posted:

He's not Tony Stark, he's a wanna be Justin Hammer.

But Justin Hammer is way cooler, as he can actually dance.

More of a wannabe Ted Faro. Elon is definitely the sort of person that would unleash an AI robot on the world that "can create it's own fuel!". Then as the robots break down everything organic for fuel he'd destroy the archive of all human knowledge because it was too woke before sealing himself in a bunker with sex slaves and a some crackpots that claim they can make him immortal.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:56

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

euphronius posted:

He’s completely incompetent. Literally no skills other then swindling rubes . Which is I guess a valuable skill these days

I mean look at the non stop parade of right wing grifters these days, there's money in it for sure.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:56

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

MrQwerty posted:

Actually, yes

goons these days, smdh

# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:02

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Ads are returning. Elon musk is great.

https://twitter.com/N1VOCGP/status/1597354992209305600?t=D5zeVBr2hvX7K-pwULv8Dw&s=19

# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:10

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Ads are returning. Elon musk is great.

https://twitter.com/N1VOCGP/status/1597354992209305600?t=D5zeVBr2hvX7K-pwULv8Dw&s=19

He's right.

# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:12

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Time Cube guy died too soon

# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:15

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

"He's beginning to believe"

# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:16

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Ads are returning. Elon musk is great.

https://twitter.com/N1VOCGP/status/1597354992209305600?t=D5zeVBr2hvX7K-pwULv8Dw&s=19

quote:

After finding out that events such as the Sri Lanka Tsunami, and the London tunnel bombings were directly connected to my life, along with non stop presence of abuse, torture and warfare, I researched and found out about the existence of the International Criminal Court. I wrote them a letter in September 2007, and got a response stating they filed a case on my behalf. The letter dated September 23, 2007.

Timeline of events after the case was filed:
Winter 2007: I moved back to Europe, cause stay in America was unbarable.
Spring 2008: I return back to America, after no success and no communication from the ICC or any Government of Macedonia, while I received a e-mail stamped from the European Union that they are working on my case.
Spring 2009: Obama paid off 4 trillion dollars.
Spring 2009: Disapointed from Government corruption I decided to move back to Europe to try to renounce my USA citizenship.
January 2010: Haiti quakes with estimates of 250,000 lives lost, during my 2nd attempt to renounce my USA citizenship, once again with direct connections to my life.
March 2011: Japan quakes with over 15,000 dead during my 3rd attempt to renounce my USA citizenship.
Fall 2013: Returned to the USA, and renounced my Macedonian citizenship due to Government corruption and no help.
Many more smaller incidents have occurred during the years not listed here.