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By popular demand posted:Friends the gauntlet had been thrown and we must to the struggle! https://twitter.com/OfSymbols/status/1589392792664813570
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Something like 20% of my stock portfolio was Tesla I sold it all yesterday 
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Devils Affricate posted:About how much money can Leon get out of Tesla stock sales before he goes under 50% ownership? Obviously the large sell offs themselves would affect the price, but let's just go with the current price for argument's sake. Before Elon bought twitter, he had ~25% ownership of Tesla Then he needed to offload another $4b so now he's at like 18% ownership, by my quick and cruddy math
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stealie72 posted:A few aggrieved programmers having oopsies can do a shitton of damage very quickly, right? Two-three weeks ago I would've said "No, Twitter is pretty big with a serious engineering team, they've got a lot of rails around that" However, I've watched them flip switches for three different types of checkmarks in prod multiple times over the course of a single day, so I'm pretty sure just about anyone could just hop in and change their AWS credentials or something
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koshmar posted:A classic Chris Farley movie 
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Jack built this in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
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Ratjaculation posted:So how many staff ticked 'no' on that Hardcore Twitter form? Enough to close the offices? See There was no "no" to click You either clicked "yes" or you left it alone And nobody who's left at twitter actually knows how many people they fired yesterday lol
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Nov 18, 2022 15:42
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I tried to do a dump of my data It required 2FA The verification text never came lol.
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Butterwagon posted:https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1593649533585543169 https://twitter.com/RottenTunaGames/status/1593653891333324800?s=20&t=FbEpZL_47W7JOtHHXHJIwA
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B-Rock452 posted:So I know absolutely nothing about coding. How hard is it to pick out 10 screenshots that show the most important lines of code over the past 6 months. Cause that seems really really dumb Maybe MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE in like, the late 90s-early 2000s you could have done that In TYOOL 2022 there's nothing to screenshot, especially for something like twitter Nobody is like, proud of code, because you don't really ... code anymore, sort of You're just linking up libraries and systems Elon is asking a contractor to show off their best 2x4s
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Nov 18, 2022 18:38
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I don't want to link Dilbert, because gently caress Scott Adams, but these two strips have been lodged in my brain since I was single-digits old and they are very salient right now 
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ronya posted:allegedly the whole emails: Me, after spending $44 billion to buy a company and eliminating 90% of the headcount: "I'd like to understand our tech stack"
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Well, that’s not always true. Boomers love to go on Facebook and type in all caps about kids these days. Next door full of people calling the cops on black people. And a lot of much smaller forums across the internet like 4chan.       This innocuous nothing post I made on nextdoor is now over 100 replies from boomers who assume every software dev is 20, gargling trump's balls, yelling about minimum wage, etc Nextdoor owns. e: oops I forgot this one 
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Thanks Sockser! Thank you!
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PITY BONER posted:I don't understand their responses. It's like they've been waiting days to unload strawmen they've cooked up in their brains but are too scared to do so on other sites. Losee seems to think you work at Twitter. Alexy is on an entirely different planet. Kinzler is...lmao. In a week or two when this thread dies down, I plan on just posting "woke" and seeing what happens
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Look, it's been firmly established that free speech is when you give Elon money Nowhere in the story did Hunter Biden give Elon money, Twitter did not give Elon Money, the Biden campaign did not give Elon money, nobody gave Elon money qed first amendment violation
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I pre-ordered a cybertruck as soon as they were available. They were supposed to be rolling them out like, mid-2021 And I know that covid done hosed a lot of things up, but three other companies have launched electric trucks since, a lot more are only a year out, and the Cybertruck still looks like a big dumb dumpy piece of poo poo with no expected release date And that video reminded me to go get my pre-order money back Thanks for that, thread.
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Jose Valasquez posted:Congrats on your successful eye surgery that obviously happened after mid-2021 It was, at the time, the only electric truck that looked like it was coming out any time soon, and from a company that had a pretty good reputation on their electric vehicles. I genuinely expected at least some revisions to the styling. I only really needed it to be 10% less fuckin stupid looking and, given no other competitors in the space, I'd have been at least mostly on-board. But it still looks dumb as gently caress, and now there's cool electric trucks that are actually what I want already on the market/coming soon that both look good and are cheap and won't run over children unless I tell them to. I could deal with a car that looked stupid as gently caress if it met my needs. Right now I've got a car and a small pickup, and only having one car that fit both needs would have been great, even if I was driving around a big triangle. But now there's options that aren't a big triangle  Like this beautiful motherfucker that will probably end up being vaporware Sockser fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Feb 23, 2023 |
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Beartaco posted:Who is saying this? Many are saying
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https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1629949062777819136 Imagine what it would feel like to be this loving fragile
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bobjr posted:I've seen that a few times since remote work became common during the pandemic, where people would claim some people are working only a little at one job while having other jobs. A friend of mine has found himself in a cushy enough position with a mass exodus of people from the company that he only needs to put in like 10% effort to look like a superstar and spends the rest of his day doing sports betting
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Lamech posted:Twitter vendor non-payment current lawsuits: I went ahead and did the legwork  This bit from the Imply Data suit I found pretty funny 
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I don't see the business case for racism honestly (god I cannot believe I'm saying those words in that order but I'm sure there's some prospectus or memo in some large organization that says basically the same thing). There's way too much risk involved for a declining market share, and there's no profit in racism (anymore) counterpoint go woke go broke checkmate libs
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:how do you know ppl dont use the truck beds? is there a study or poll or something? It's referenced in here- https://www.thedrive.com/news/26907/you-dont-need-a-full-size-pickup-truck-you-need-a-cowboy-costume I have seen the actual survey results but can't find it right now. quote:According to Edwards’ data, 75 percent of truck owners use their truck for towing one time a year or less (meaning, never). Nearly 70 percent of truck owners go off-road one time a year or less. And a full 35 percent of truck owners use their truck for hauling—putting something in the bed, its ostensible raison d’ętre—once a year or less.
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My company very quickly and loudly spun up an NFT platform last summer and then very quietly mothballed and never talked about it again Until the most recent all hands last week where the CEO basically said that Elon tweet verbatim
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sniper4625 posted:So uh, did Elon break every link on twitter now? All you get is the following:  And the image API too! When he said you had to pay for API access, that meant everyone, including twitter itself e: He also broke the API documentation lmao https://developer.twitter.com/en/docs/twitter-api
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There Bias Two posted:So why aren't any of these website breaking updates being pushed to a development server before going live to millions of people? I imagine an error like this would've been extremely easy to spot. Odds are good that, in a normal development environment, this is just a flag in a config somewhere that need to be flipped, and maybe a server restart However odds are good that, considering how Elon has been running things, there is no flag and they did in fact just push this live because DADDY NEEDS MONEY
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Calling a website "brittle" is so fuckin Like The dude doesn't understand anything
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big black turnout posted:Already gone please screenshot tweets people 
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repiv posted:the best part of this is that halli's salary was effectively an instalment plan for the buyout of his company, he's owed that money regardless of whether he was doing any work Elon isn't paying for rent, software licenses, or the promised severance pay to everyone he laid off I doubt he's gonna fork out for this I mean, courts will rule in favor of honoring the contract but if Elon can drive to value of Twitter to zero and declare the company bankrupt, then he doesn't have to pay anyone, and that's why he's a brilliant entrepreneur
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1633155636996485120 Holy poo poo this is so pathetic
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Me, when I definitely didn't gently caress up
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Found in another thread: no no no, listen It can't pull near-infinite mass It can pull near infinite mass And the universe, which is made of matter, which has mass, is infinite The cybertruck occupies space within said infinite universe, and it can pull things ipso facto, the cybertruck can pull near infinite mass
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