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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Sorry all of you have been banned, your posts were not "heckin' epic for the win"

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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

People use their real face and name to say horrible poo poo on Facebook

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

If he does actually knock out a bunch of bots the most annoying weirdos will be pissed about losing followers

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Breaking twitter would be good a lot of people need to log off

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1527339663857373198?t=2MlNQyGvzBluOuZ4oW4_YQ&s=19

Big change from oh no Elon is buying twitter

to

Lol lmao Elon is buying twitter

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

44 billion and didn't bother to actually check bot statistics or how much of a huge pain moderation at that scale is

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Getting mommy's help when the serfs are being too uppity

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

No wonder he's been having such a freak out the last few days


Edit: didn't they mention background check stuff when he bailed on a board seat?

Guze fucked around with this message at 01:26 on May 20, 2022

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Trump left a huge gap in the reply guy economy, Elon is bringing reply guys back and they're all gop reps.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Elon sharing the delusion a lot of guys have that their dick is memorable in any way.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Post your hog Elon. Do it to own the libs

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

This guy spends a lot of time on twitter to demand a 40 hour week minimum

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Don't know if its 1000 but his character level indicated he sunk a fair amount of time into elden ring

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I can't believe Elon Musk is a huge liar

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Elon has the same physique and skin tone as ET when he's lying in the river

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Didn't he previously make some claim about using teslas to transport people out of wildfires because of the cabin filters?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Twitter is about to be epic bacon :cool: n-word is allowed

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

People seem pretty clear that Twitter isn't worth 8 dollars a month, memes CEO tells them they are wrong

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Oh, 8 dollars is too much well what about another thing that costs money hmmmmm!!!??!?!?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

If you're in the half that makes the cut why wouldn't you bail? You may get fired on a whim cause the catturd account won't stop whining his posts don't get enough likes

Guze fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Nov 3, 2022

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Driving off the big accounts and advertising is an odd strategy, but I'm no savior of humanity genius so maybe I'm wrong.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Big day for spam

https://twitter.com/tsrandall/status/1588337152563113985?s=20&t=MNxXFf9UuG1bMhFq-50IAg

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Elon can't fire me, I'll keep deleting all the likes from various conservative accounts.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

No advertisers are giving me money either, they are violating my freedom of speech.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Buying twitter at a meme price was a bad choice imo

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Decon posted:

God fuckin' drat the replies there.

Bitter losers angry after being banned for posting racial slurs angry at ... an advertising team that probably had less than zero power over who got banned or why.

People are staggeringly loving stupid.

Elon epically owned these twitter libs with a big overpay for the stock they had

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Real braintrust he's building here

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1588616350250967040?t=mcNg2N9wc754-UBSewttyg&s=19

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

mobby_6kl posted:

What was that tweet? I guess I just scrolled past when it was first posted.

Some accounts that already have a check are changing their name and profile picture to post as Elon

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

None of those advertisers need Twitter, shame them how exactly?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Reassuring to any ad people when he rapidly whipsaws between boring "Ads and moderation are very important to us" and " I WILL SHAME YOU ALL!!"

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

who will cooka da pizza when ItalianElonMusk is banned?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

QPatriotTruth1776 will be verified, thank you elon

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Free Speech means you have to buy twitter ads

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

new revenue strategy has some flaws

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

This dope can't decide if $8 is super cheap and what people would spend on a latte or too expensive to lose making troll accounts

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Make the sink ceo

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Good to see the $8 blue checks do exactly what everyone other than Elmo said they would do

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Why is he an "Umm, ACKSHULLY" guy? He owns the site why is he doing this?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I was thinking about how Musk is probably surrounded by Yes Men at this point and apparently someone else has had that thought:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywlsTbKsl6k

If I ever have to say the phrase "your meme game is strong" to another grown man, I want someone to put me down.

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Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Good for morale when the CEO himself is monitoring internal chat for Anti-Elon sentiment.

Probably also good that he relies on various right wing mutants like catturd or Ian Miles Chong for engineering advice.

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