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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Twitter: "We're not letting Elon buy Twitter".

Elon: "Okay, how's $44 billion"?

Twitter: "Okay, lets make a deal for you to buy Twitter".

I have no idea how publicly traded companies work

No, no, you've got it pretty exactly there

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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Archer666 posted:

How longer until he buys SA and merges it with Twitter, making The Worst Possible Website?

Elon to hire mysterious figure from SA's past: "Radium" to head up Twitter's software engineering division.

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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Twitter: "We're not letting Elon buy Twitter".

Elon: "How's $44 billion"?

Twitter: "We are letting Elon buy Twitter".


I have no idea how publicly traded companies work

No, no, you've still got it pretty exactly there

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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

OMFG FURRY posted:

'if twitter becomes large enough' dude the thing is referenced as a trusted source on major cable news networks how much bigger could it get??????

...why did I suddenly flash back to the "now all restaurants are Taco Bell" scene from Demolition Man?

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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

feelix posted:

Anyone who paid attention in high school chemistry knows what cis and trans mean so of course Elon doesn't because he knows absolutely nothing about science

I've always sucked at chemistry so I actually first encountered these prefixes in high school from an astronomy elective (cislunar space is everything within the orbit of Earth's moon) and the geography of ancient Rome (cisalpine, transjordan, etc.) from the Latin language classes that I took for some reason I can't recall right now.

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Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

CharlestheHammer posted:

But what will you do when the tartars appear

I've got a special toothpaste for that eventuality.

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