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goatface posted:Preferred when I read that as his dad pushing him down the stairs. Understood it the same at first, and it was the first time I felt a measure of respect for any Musk family member.
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I remember Musk telling his first wife shortly after their wedding that she was a "starter wife" and that he would ditch her when he could find an upgrade. Also his obsession with having only sons
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Sophy Wackles posted:But what if Musk is secretly assembling Tesla batteries in his emerald mines using an army of child slaves? Impossible, Musk has bred the child slaves working in his emerald death mines into a race of mole people who are deathly afraid of fire so they are useless in dealing with Teslas
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Jun 18, 2022 11:46
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Regardless of the market price, isn't Twitter a money burning machine with no realistic way of making profit? Or has that changed?
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Jun 22, 2022 19:41
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Bogus Adventure posted:This is peak performance: He's morphing into Rudy Giuliani
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Bogus Adventure posted:My poop. How many horses has he "gifted" to you?
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Today Donald Trump truly became President, god bless
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Jul 19, 2022 12:49
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:seriouslyu what's going on with that chest tho, that's some The Arrival poo poo I can't take it He's got that beautiful Donald trump forward heavy figure and posture
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Jul 19, 2022 15:17
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I mean Apple keeps on making products, but I don't think anybody thinks about them as innovative or particularly cool anymore, it's just interchangeable stuff that's the same as any other brand, but shinier and hasn't changed in like 10 years. When was the last time they made something that actually made waves, a new iPhone, iPod or even iPad?
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Jul 19, 2022 15:32
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I've never had a phone that didn't "just work" just as well as any iPhone, and I've owned two different Windows Mobile phones including some kind of ASUS abomination controlled with a stylus, it still did its job without any issues. The "it just works" mantra is something I've only ever heard from people who choose to be technically illiterate to the extreme as some kind of statement, i.e. refuse to read tooltips or even press buttons, then complain that nothing works and they tried literally nothing.
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Jul 19, 2022 16:09
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GABA ghoul posted:Still thinking about that musk body. Do you guys think it's waxed? I believe it naturally produces a thick coating of a substance that could be described as such, yes
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Jul 20, 2022 19:36
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Not as smooth as the lobes of people who are still running that joke to the ground
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Jul 21, 2022 11:15
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Stex T posted:Maybe that's just the default body type for people who say dumb things on the internet. I mean Alex Jones is fat, but he has some muscle tone and color, he doesn't look like a particularly lumpy dead blobfish
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Jul 21, 2022 19:08
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He takes them on a ride in a Tesla for the implication That the longer they resist the greater the risk they'll burn alive
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Jul 24, 2022 22:32
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Laopooh posted:Oh man I literally just traveled from one end of Sao Paulo to the other on a beautifully maintained and operated public transportation "tube" for 86 United States cents but what I really wish is that I could've taken a trip in Apartheid Clyde's bazinga tunnel for stupid soy face morons with smelly butts Just Add One More Tube and that will solve traffic forever
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Tired: Hack the planet Wired: Funge the planet Party Ape posted:Remember the time that Musk kramered into the Thai cave situation with a sub that wouldn't fit in the cave then when the guy who actually saved all the kids said his idea wasn't helpful he called him a pedoguy then paid his lawyer enough money to get him to convince a jury that pedoguy wasn't an insult. Really the most hilarious thing about that, in retrospect, is that the accused guy hired loving Lin Wood, the batshit insane Q-anon "lawyer" to represent him.
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Pennsylvanian posted:I've never seen him look the same in two pictures. There's always at least one difference like one of those Highlights picture puzzles. His appearance probably mostly depends on what cocktail of drugs he's on at any given moment.
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Cool, Elon is now on par with trump for brain melting and general cognitive deterioration, except he totally lacks Diaper Don's unwitting wit and posting spirit.
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Dec 12, 2022 16:06
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Harminoff posted:I imagine that Elon actually had a set prepared as he did say he wanted to get into standup. Now I'm curious what those "jokes" would have been. 
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goatface posted:Probably just that the number of CPUs in the world is growing faster than the number of humans. Which is so banal it's almost an anti-take. Makes u
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mobby_6kl posted:I think they might be finally making... at least one of them? That looks like a kid tried to make a car frame out of scaffolding in his dad's garage Elon musk, bringing back pre-Fordian car design philosophy
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Dec 13, 2022 16:38
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Most people go to Twitter to see how many megabytes of tweets they can download per minute and compare the figures, completely agnostic to the content, hm yes
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Replace all tweets with Lorem ipsum to bring Twitter to its full potential
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You know what, I miss the salad days of crying laughing emoji spam, before "we need to Marshall the proles into forced breeding programs"
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pixaal posted:So the project exits prior to the gates opening and is taking place, it's a multi-generation thing it's expected to still take hundreds of years no one alive is expected to see it complete. It basically get shitcanned when the gates open because why the gently caress are we terraforming this when there's thousands of planets with perfect biospheres open? If Elon is such a genius, why doesn't he simply open one of these gates to a perfectly habitable planet you speak of, instead of terraforming Mars?
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Dec 13, 2022 22:30
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AARD VARKMAN posted:soon to be a nice short 4000 characters All forms of written word on the internet are converging on the format of long-winded mommy-blogger recipes, and it's cursed.
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Dec 15, 2022 20:25
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My pathway to profitability is to transition Twitter into a 100% metaverse exclusive experience. I'll take my billion, Elon.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Hell even if you just used Twitter why would you over YouTube or twitch. Both of which are much much better for longer form content One of the first things musk did was to start fishing for popular video makers to migrate to Twitter by offering them a higher percentage of monetised earnings than YouTube or twitch. Of course a genius of musk's caliber isn't concerned that 100% of 0 is still 0.
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I hate it when I pay for my groceries in cash and it takes until the next day for the money to disappear from my wallet, ugh
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Imo Elon musk should issue mod challenges to every poster who displeases him, those always work out and are fondly remembered.
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I like how Elon crafted dozens of non-mad posts about a tweeter being mean to him and his jet, but the loss of 600billion of mostly other people's money can be dealt with in a single snarky remark.
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Baby Jesus, this year for Christmas I want Elon musk to post pictures of himself eating instant Mac and cheese for Christmas dinner, alone in a dimly lit room, alongside a divorced screed about how he is actually glad to be abandoned by everyone because at least he doesn't have to deal with all the haters and losers
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E the Shaggy posted:Tesla's stock drop had me curious how it compares to other car companies. The same reason bitcoin was worth so much money The government printed infinite money and it all went to feed bubbles of meme stocks and novelty fun bucks. Only losers believe in fundamentals, the future is all about sweet get rich schemes, baby!
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MrQwerty posted:I guess we know who Elon is backing for RNC chair Mike Pillows, the ground director of the first manned Mars mission
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"Elon musk way born with doodoo for brains" - Stephen Hawking, The Universe in a Nutshell, 2001
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He's protecting those social media sites from assassination, obviously
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Is this the coup de grace je posted about? Turning Twitter into virtual north Korea ruled by a dumber and uglier psycho dictator?
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kazil posted:sorry i'll try to be more factual in my super serious posts in the future Please do, Elon musk is relying on this thread for business ideas to keep the flame of civilization alight.
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