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Hopefully everyone on twitter will make this their profile pic
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Apr 25, 2022 20:21
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Lol that he’ll probably make all his money back by using twitter posts to move markets and use his ownership of twitter as some end-run around the agreement he entered into with the SEC. Hopefully everyone will just abandon twitter immediately (but he’ll, they should have don’t that already and look where we are)
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Apr 25, 2022 23:21
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Yaldabaoth posted:
Wow, big surprise that guy who became famous for buying other peoples’ inventions is really upset with creators getting credit
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Apr 26, 2022 20:49
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MasterSitsu posted:"Over 15 years I became the richest man in the world but I assume everyone else changed" It’s hard to handle this fortune and fame, Everybody’s so different but I haven’t changed…
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Apr 29, 2022 00:50
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Wow, your indifference is so cool 
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Apr 29, 2022 23:26
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Taking credit for things he didn’t create is p much Elon’s M.O. E. Also, Shinjobi posted:Absolutely owned, lmao
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May 30, 2022 19:23
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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/17/tech/spacex-letter-musk-firing/index.htmlquote:Private rocket company SpaceX fired at least five employees after it found they had drafted and circulated a letter criticizing founder Elon Musk and urging executives to make the firm's culture more inclusive, two people familiar with the matter said. 
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Jun 17, 2022 19:10
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Lmao that face
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Jun 23, 2022 06:45
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1539646351595782144?s=20&t=tueR6EISDQmgrrJbsGMGbw How’s the tunnel to nowhere going? How about that cyber truck? Both of these things are simply iterations of something that their respective companies already do, yet they are delayed and unfinished. Meanwhile, they want people to believe they’ve got a full on humanoid robot ready to pop in a few months? Lmao
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Jun 23, 2022 22:35
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As they say, you are entitled to all the justice you can afford in America
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Jul 8, 2022 23:09
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:It's pretty on the money because all that stuff was a strictly worse version of other devices out there that people oriented their whole identity around pretending didn't exist The Zune Defender has logged on
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Jul 19, 2022 06:53
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JuiceOne posted:Someone had said he looked like a Liefeld drawing so I whipped this up. This didn’t get enough love (just like Elon and his kids)
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Jul 21, 2022 22:39
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Yaldabaoth posted:What's so hard to understand about what I said? We’re all having a hard time figuring out the point of your bloviated ramblings.
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Jul 22, 2022 00:00
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm arguing that a dystopia can't be rightwing unless they discriminate based on race, gender, and religion. In Gattaca, they use DNA to discriminate based on a person's health, not their race, gender, or religion. Discriminating based on health is what rightwingers think a far left government would do whereas rightwingers care more about race, gender, and religion than physical health. So you just made all of this bullshit up in your head and are parading it around as if it is a fact, gotcha. E. Like, if anything, wouldn’t a “left wing” dystopia (I mean I don’t see why a dystopia has to be classified on a political basis but whatever) be more akin to Vonnegut’s short story “Harrison Bergeron” where everyone in the future is forced to be “equal”, such that athletic people are forced to wear weights, beautiful people have to wear masks, smart people have their thoughts randomly interrupted by implanted radios, etc.? Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 22, 2022 |
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Jul 22, 2022 00:20
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The covered up feet is 
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Jul 22, 2022 02:34
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Lol that it was definitely going to drive into the back of that dump truck
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Jul 28, 2022 06:26
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“Heh, see I can be light hearted” *just got terrible news regarding the likely outcome of this stupid lawsuit that is all my fault*
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Aug 13, 2022 03:02
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Sophy Wackles posted:Pretty sure Elon is going to be forced to buy Twitter and it will immediately go to $100/share and he will be richer than ever and hailed as the greatest business genius of all time. Note to self: buy twitter shares
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Aug 15, 2022 05:35
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I didn’t think anyone worse than the Glazers could own ManU but there ya go
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Aug 18, 2022 06:00
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Spaceships =/ rocket science
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Aug 30, 2022 19:42
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Collapsing Farts posted:He built a rocket with his own hands, using nothing more than a box of scraps!! 
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Sep 10, 2022 07:38
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*caulk the wagon*
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Sep 29, 2022 19:14
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1577428272056389633#m I see we’re at or nearing the puppet master stage of this process
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Oct 5, 2022 08:05
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Durzel posted:I'm leaning towards this all being a delaying tactic. Wow, ya think?
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Oct 7, 2022 21:39
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Tweet deleted for violating rules lmao
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Oct 9, 2022 06:57
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B-Rock452 posted:he spent millions having a developer make a video game where he visits her in heaven. Wanna play this; link?
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Oct 9, 2022 17:08
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Aramis posted:He didn't give a single poo poo about what was happening in Ukraine until he he bought Putin's Nuclear bluff hook, line, and sinker. That's probably all there is to it. More likely the cost of energy to run the Tesla plant in Germany went up and he wanted Putin to give him a cost break in exchange for tweeting support for Russia, and Elon was dumb enough to do it with no actual assurances from Putin
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Oct 11, 2022 22:25
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I was gonna say, didn’t MacGregor implode recently and been shooting like a meteor back to earth?
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Oct 12, 2022 00:47
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Hopefully the SEC actually does something this time instead of letting him openly manipulate the market again
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Oct 14, 2022 04:40
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Aren’t we all?
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Oct 15, 2022 04:46
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goatface posted:I hear that he had himself cloned a few times so he could harvest their testicles for implanting to increase his fertility. I heard that he cloned himself so he could suck his own dick. He said it tastes p great, btw
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Oct 15, 2022 16:53
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4d chess folks
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Oct 25, 2022 06:44
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FilthyImp posted:You know how everyone bought one of those mini NES/SNES/Genesis consoles, played with them for an hour, spent 6 hours cramming ROMs onto them, then just left them in a closet or something? Are the ROMs the kids and the mothers the raspberry pi in this methaphor?
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Oct 25, 2022 07:17
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No way they’d let some random idiot be boss just because he has the most money invested…
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Oct 29, 2022 02:20
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Lol what a rube https://twitter.com/TechEmails/status/1585804677588787200?s=20&t=A6iTAUZAucL-l-H7ZXsZ4Q
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Oct 29, 2022 04:05
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Bleusilences posted:Maybe he will finally take care of his thousands kids if it happens. For the sake of his kids, I hope he’s not involved in their lives. His dad impregnated his stepsister for god’s sake; these are not normal people
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Oct 30, 2022 07:30
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I don’t think dying in a fire would be “cool,” so to speak
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Oct 31, 2022 23:17
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Billionaire shown to be complete rube who failed upwards, and more, tonight on Fox5 (which is just a collection of other peoples’ tweets being read in a weird “ending on a high pitch” voice by middle-aged attractive newscaster)
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Nov 1, 2022 00:23
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Stex T posted:ENGINEER #1: If we can agree on anything, gentleman, it is that people shouldn’t poo poo their pants.
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Jestery posted:Lol Hell, I don’t even pay for the news; you think I’m gonna pay for someone’s opinion on the news?
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