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Casket match, but the casket is a cybertruck
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Honestly the most fascinating part was when people were posting with completely new posters and no one cared until they found out they posted in the other forum 
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Oct 5, 2023 19:17
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Elon has done unspeakable things to his own children and by unspeakable I mean their names.
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Oct 5, 2023 21:18
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i dont know who grimes is as a person and dont care but she was in a relationship with elon musk and had three kids with him so she must be very normal Musk, Grimes and their three children; Smudge, Grot and Whiff.
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Oct 5, 2023 21:56
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Juul-Whip posted:see this is why theres demand for "CSPAM threads that belong in GBS" - because GBS posters are too stupid and uptight to recognize and enjoy one of the most common types of jokes, at the expense of one of the most repulsive public figures on the planet You know what they say: One man's joke is another man's president.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:07
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"Sarcastically, I'm in charge" - Elon MuskoX.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:10
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That's xcom baby
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Oct 5, 2023 22:46
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kazil posted:starting to think there isn't a plan Let that sink in 🚽
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Oct 5, 2023 23:41
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The Grimace posted:has anyone said "cy-boer-truck" yet Imagine four boers on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the boer nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of boers and takes the place of the first boer. The formerly first boer becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff. Tesla works the same way.
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Oct 25, 2023 02:49
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sorry, I insulted your cyber truck
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Oct 25, 2023 03:28
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Deconstructing superheroes is no less silly than the concept of superheroes. The Tick cartoon was great tho. Musk would've fit right in.
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Oct 25, 2023 03:40
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FTL is gonna be the hot new thing after this whole NFT craze has died down a little.
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Oct 25, 2023 03:59
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dr_rat posted:WHY IS GOD KEEPING ALL THE SENSOR DATA!!! GODS ALREADY OMNISCIENT WHY DO THEY NEED MORE DATA ABOUT ME!!!!! 
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Oct 25, 2023 04:22
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Musk sent a car to space, how difficult can getting a rocket to Mars be?
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Oct 25, 2023 18:34
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redshirt posted:Unregretted Have they made a horror movie based on X the everything app yet?
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Oct 29, 2023 21:33
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Does free speech still require one easy payment of $8?
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Nov 20, 2023 19:57
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If only Big Censorship would stop hogging all the bandwidth :[
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Nov 20, 2023 20:09
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"We tried various ways to replicate Media Matters' research and couldn't." I get ya bro I'm not very good at my job either.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:22
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It's Media Matters and not the transphobes and nazis who are scaring advertisers away. Elon Musk will not tolerate such slanderous free speech on X the everything app.
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Nov 20, 2023 20:55
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Our ad model efficiently Matrix dodges harmful content protected by our free speech policy. If it's legitimate hate speech, the X algorithm has ways to try to shut the whole thing down
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Nov 20, 2023 22:26
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IDGI, is Musk trying to pick a fight with the US flag? Shouldn't he finish his cage match with Zuckerberg first?
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Nov 21, 2023 20:31
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This children's hospital is brought to you by Hitler
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Nov 21, 2023 21:06
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Tesla: "Can I copy your homework?" SpaceX: "Sure just don't make it too obvious"
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"I cannot overstate the importance of a collective effort, a union if you will..."
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Nov 22, 2023 21:13
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Has Elon blamed the Jews yet?
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Nov 22, 2023 21:56
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This is MY cybertruck, it was made for me! *Drrr, drrr, drrr*
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Nov 23, 2023 00:24
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Something, the awful app
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Sir Tonk posted:It's kept the psychos away so at least one aspect of their strategy is successful Jack Dorsey is on the board of directors but maybe he's trying something new this time, like not giving volatile businessmen a platform to do an insurrection.
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Nov 25, 2023 23:50
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How would John Kramer go about getting a billion white people to tie to the tracks though? That seems like a logistical nightmare.
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Nov 26, 2023 00:48
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What if, hypothetically, you're about to run over a billion helpless pedestrians and the only way to deactivate the Tesla autopilot is to recite the fourteen words
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Nov 26, 2023 01:12
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Okay, is google loving with me or did Elon actually name one of his billion kids Techno Mechanicus?
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Nov 26, 2023 01:33
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...! posted:Google is not loving with you !!
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Data Graham posted:does he uhhh realize that spelling it grōk  Concerning.
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Nov 26, 2023 11:09
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Sideræl is extra funny to me since 'ræl' means something of shoddy quality, or junk, in Norwegian.
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Barudak posted:If only there was a readily available video library with evidence for the female orgasm. Ah, Hunter's laptop.
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Nov 29, 2023 09:22
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Tell ya what, Elon Musk is one defective unit har har har
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Nov 30, 2023 19:29
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redshirt posted:I just realized with the Delorean talk, what movie does the Cybertruck first show up in? Running Man, 1987
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TotalLossBrain posted:yeah he's also getting older and realizing all his kids hate him unless he personally kidnaps them so I imagine he's starting to worry a little bit more about this "who will take care of me when I am old?" thing Grok!
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Dec 6, 2023 09:15
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Disney, losing money? Elon can lose twice as much without even going WOKE
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But will Elon abide by the results of this poll?
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