very important discover about the film batman forever (NIPPLE ALERT)

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Heather Papps: hello friend

everyone talks about the batsuit nipples but i have just today discovered something even more unsettling.

ENHANCE

mr freeze's armour ALSO has nipples. after realizing this i searched for batgirl to see if her costume had nipples and well,

the suit has nipples, but they are underneath an ersatz bodice or something. it really is something to comprehend, that every main characters outfit has nipples, not just the ones we remember (batman/robin)

anyways this has poisoned my mind and the only cure is to share it. thank you i'm sorry.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:27

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

mods please correct the thread title this is a very vital and important thread for everyone to read

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:27

Escape From Noise

So you're just gonna ignore the codpiece?

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

the codpiece has a function i can understand, it's like a jock strap to protect from henchman kicks. sure they're a bit oversized but maybe there's gadgets in there.

the nipples are just... ornamental.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:29

google THIS

Mr. Freeze has inverted cyber nipples

Why are they not erect that would be much more on brand

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:34

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

the codpiece has a function i can understand, it's like a jock strap to protect from henchman kicks. sure they're a bit oversized but maybe there's gadgets in there.

the nipples are just... ornamental.

How is putting your junk front and center, outside of your pants, fully visible and isolated protecting it?

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

Escape From Noise posted:

How is putting your junk front and center, outside of your pants, fully visible and isolated protecting it?

my assumption was always that the codpieces were like the black box of an airplane, in that they were somehow indestructible compared to the rest of the suit. if i was putting millions of dollars into developing battle armour i would definitely put some extra engineering into making sure genitals were safe.

also i bet mr freeze's nipples are always erect cause he's cold all the time.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:59

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

my assumption was always that the codpieces were like the black box of an airplane, in that they were somehow indestructible compared to the rest of the suit. if i was putting millions of dollars into developing battle armour i would definitely put some extra engineering into making sure genitals were safe.

also i bet mr freeze's nipples are always erect cause he's cold all the time.

Maybe there's shrinkage.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:01

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

my assumption was always that the codpieces were like the black box of an airplane, in that they were somehow indestructible compared to the rest of the suit. if i was putting millions of dollars into developing battle armour i would definitely put some extra engineering into making sure genitals were safe.

also i bet mr freeze's nipples are always erect cause he's cold all the time.

Why don't they just make the whole barbarian out of codpiece

# ? Apr 27, 2022 20:54

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

Why don't they just make the whole barbarian out of codpiece

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# ? Apr 27, 2022 21:12

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

is that stifflers mom

# ? Apr 27, 2022 21:17

Twenty Four

If you can put custom designed artificial nipples on your superhero suit, who's to say what is and isn't a nipple? For instance, the pictures above showing off Mr. Freeze's big on top of the head nipple and his multiple shoulder nipples, Bat Girl with her six extremely sharp and pointy forearm nipples.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 01:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

This will really blow your mind: Commissioner Gordon's suit also had nipples.

# ? Apr 28, 2022 02:18

google THIS

"I have nipples, Batman. Can you milk me?" -- The Nippler

# ? Apr 28, 2022 13:24

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

"I have nipples, Batman. Can you milk me?" -- The Nippler

"Nipple me this, Batman!"

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Apr 28, 2022 13:48

alexandriao

Heather Papps posted:

my assumption was always that the codpieces were like the black box of an airplane, in that they were somehow indestructible compared to the rest of the suit. if i was putting millions of dollars into developing battle armour i would definitely put some extra engineering into making sure genitals were safe.

also i bet mr freeze's nipples are always erect cause he's cold all the time.

No his nipples shrink away from the cold and invert

# ? Apr 28, 2022 15:02

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tbf, if anyone in batman forever should have pronounced nipples, it would be mister freeze

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# ? Apr 28, 2022 21:10

bad guy

google THIS posted:

"I have nipples, Batman. Can you milk me?" -- The Nippler

# ? Apr 28, 2022 22:25

I HAVE GOUT

Two-Face takes off his shirt. On the good side is a proper nipple. On the other is a wicked purple nurple.

# ? Apr 29, 2022 04:20

shurnarkabtishutu

it is also very important that this film is a cult classic

# ? Apr 29, 2022 04:49

The Titanic: Unsinkable

free the nipples! don't let society wreck your superhero body.

# ? Apr 29, 2022 15:11

google THIS

Batman's costume is a contingency against Superman going crazy and trying to take over the world again. If he ever does, Batman will show him some nip tonight

# ? Apr 29, 2022 15:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Batman's costume is a contingency against Superman going crazy and trying to take over the world again. If he ever does, Batman will show him some nip tonight

kryptonians have six nipples like a bear and i am going on a hunger strike until this is reflected in the DCEU

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# ? Apr 29, 2022 16:25

bad guy

i also want to admit publicly that i know how many nipples a bear has

# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:08

bad guy

"batman has two nipples like a bat, poison ivy has zero nipples like a snake, the riddler has four nipples like a giraffe, cat woman has eight nipples like a cat, alfred has twenty seven nipples like the shrewish short tailed opossum" - the nipple knower

# ? Apr 29, 2022 19:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

bad guy posted:

"batman has two nipples like a bat, poison ivy has zero nipples like a snake, the riddler has four nipples like a giraffe, cat woman has eight nipples like a cat, alfred has twenty seven nipples like the shrewish short tailed opossum" - the nipple knower

and all of these nipples are ROCK HARD

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 29, 2022 23:31

FutonForensic

nipple me this, Batman

# ? Apr 30, 2022 00:54

Escape From Noise

bad guy posted:

"batman has two nipples like a bat, poison ivy has zero nipples like a snake, the riddler has four nipples like a giraffe, cat woman has eight nipples like a cat, alfred has twenty seven nipples like the shrewish short tailed opossum" - the nipple knower

FutonForensic posted:

nipple me this, Batman

What has four nipples in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening?

# ? Apr 30, 2022 01:30

Robot Made of Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

So you're just gonna ignore the codpiece?

I never EVER ignore codpieces.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Apr 30, 2022 03:10

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

# ? May 1, 2022 05:18

Escape From Noise

Nip from a rose

# ? May 1, 2022 05:46

Chrs

excuse me but actually batman and robin is the one with all the nipples in it

# ? May 1, 2022 11:40

alnilam

Barco Fiesta posted:

*Metal gear solid alert noise*

# ? May 1, 2022 16:02

The Mighty Moltres: Come! We must fly!

Uma Therman was really good as Poison Ivy

# ? May 1, 2022 22:03

alexandriao

Heather Papps posted:

and all of these nipples are ROCK HARD

no sorry ROCK HARD NIPPLES is a different guy

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? May 1, 2022 22:22

Twenty Four

alnilam posted:

*Metal gear solid alert noise*

lol

# ? May 3, 2022 15:46

google THIS

Batman Begins Bruce Wayne: Nipples frighten me. It's time my enemies shared my dread.

# ? May 3, 2022 15:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

some men just want to watch the titties twist

# ? May 20, 2022 01:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

*puts a pair of glasses over his nipples*

No one will recognize me now!

# ? May 20, 2022 01:21

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:33

Manifisto

Heather Papps posted:

mods please correct the thread title this is a very vital and important thread for everyone to read

sorry I was late on this, you're welcome

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 20, 2022 02:36

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