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Coke or Pepsi?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Pepsi’s flavor profile makes it impossible to use as a mixer and Coke just tastes better anyway.

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A surprising 3rd combatant has entered the ring.



My dad loving loves RC Cola. It reminds him of the watered down Coke he drank as a kid in Cuba.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
But the best drink is the spring seasonal offering from Janjerel, maplemint.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there's only one soda i dream about. all the crisp, vibrant flavor of grapefruit peels.

it's the IPA of sodas

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


it's Irn-Bru you fools!

You buffoons!

Commander Jebus
Sep 9, 2001

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought...

Apparently Coke Zero and Pepsi Max Sugar Zero Free or whatever came about because of the perception that Diet coke/Pepsi was a ladies drink for ladies trying to not get fat and the marketers decided that they needed a different diet drink for manly men to drink.

Worked on me. Trying to cut back on my 1-2 can a day Coke Zero addiction. Stuffs terrible for you in any form.

Welsh Rarebitch
Jun 5, 2011
Pepsi is just sweeter (too sweet for my taste), but tbh they are few ways left to differentiate it, if you just want to copy Coke.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

These are both just vessels for whiskey and vodka so this fight is already pointless

Whiskey the real king of drinks

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Bula Vinaka posted:

If Coke wants to try something interesting they should bring back "new" Coke for a limited time.

I missed from the linked video that this is something they actually did a couple of years ago as a promotional tie-in for Season 3 of Stranger Things. I totally missed it! :P

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
More like Penis vs Cock lol

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
That crap is terrible for you. I'll stick to coffee and grain alcohol thank you.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
Nobody asks for a Pepsi at a restraunt and gets mad when they say "is Coke okay?".

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

the Pepsi challenge is the amount of diarrhea i'll have after drinking it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Bad Purchase posted:

pepsi puts a taste in my mouth that i also get when i smell window cleaning liquid.

coke is definitely better. it's also more presidential.



i only drink diet coke or coke zero. artificial sweeteners are probably not good for you, but all that sugar is definitely not good for you.

this is actually a funny tweet :(

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yeah, it's one of his top tweets for sure, up there with the one about barney frank's disrespectful nipples.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
I buy coke and pour it out and then fill the can with tap water, then drink from it throughout the day because i love the company

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Funky See Funky Do posted:

They both taste exactly the same.

You have the unrefined pallette of a toddler dropped in it's head.

Pepsi is objectively better in every conceivable way.

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Apr 28, 2022

Mellow_
Sep 13, 2010

:frog:

kntfkr posted:

this is actually a funny tweet :(

Say what you want about Trump, but the guy has legit had some of the funniest tweets on Twitter.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Nobody goes peepee in Pepsi

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

it's Irn-Bru you fools!

You buffoons!



lol if you accept irn bru thats only 17% sugar.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pepsi SUCKS!!!!

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Coke. Because they have vanilla coke.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Fumble posted:

lol if you accept irn bru thats only 17% sugar.

ofc nothing will beat the full sugar, but the 1901 is too expensive imo, so current bru will have to do.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't like sugar so Coke won by being less sweet and then Coke Zero won again. Either way, I lose.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

They both taste exactly the same.

In no way shape or form is this true

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

remeber one time coke thought it was a good idea to add coffee to coke and then they decided it wasnt and now they decided its a good idea again

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Also Pepsi is the best this is just fact


Love that Pepsi bite ya get from cracking open a cold can and guzzling some down

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

img- LA. Beast projectile vomiting expired crystal pepsi

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

numberoneposter posted:

remeber one time coke thought it was a good idea to add coffee to coke and then they decided it wasnt and now they decided its a good idea again

I feel like a hit of coke syrup in a latte along with some vanilla would be really good (well, not terrible. Drinkable). Are they trying to just add coffee to coke like last time?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

numberoneposter posted:

img- LA. Beast projectile vomiting expired crystal pepsi

Hell yeah LA BEAST

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Coke BLAK was good

The new one with just the coffee flavor is ok. The vanilla one is way too sweet.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

verbal enema posted:

Hell yeah LA BEAST

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
gently caress yeah lmao

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He takes emetics, you know.

Also your favorite wrestler as a kid took loads of anabolic steroids and was probably addicted to meth or coke and opioid painkillers.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Nigmaetcetera posted:

He takes emetics, you know.

Also your favorite wrestler as a kid took loads of anabolic steroids and was probably addicted to meth or coke and opioid painkillers.

Idk what emetics are

Also yeah without a doubt

And now he's some dork rear end republican mayor I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU KANE just kidding the Big Red Machine run was awesome

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Also your favorite wrestler as a kid took loads of anabolic steroids and was probably addicted to meth or coke and opioid painkillers.

You can tell which ones did if they died in their 60s. That seems to be the common trend among people who used too much cocaine when they were young, they die before they reach 70.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Did Coke ever literally have a navy at any point? Pepsi did.

Bet they wish they'd held onto it now.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

I always think about the Ricky Gervais movie where people couldn’t lie. The slogan for Pepsi was “when they don’t have Coke”

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I'm contractually obligated to say Pepsi but regionally obligated to say Coke.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill have a diet pepesi coke

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