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Confucianism: Confucius say, "poo poo happens." Buddhism: If poo poo happens, it isn't really poo poo. Zen Buddhism: poo poo is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of poo poo happening? Hinduism: This poo poo has happened before. Islam: If poo poo happens, it is the will of Allah. Catholicism: If poo poo happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let poo poo happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This poo poo was bound to happen. Lutheran: If poo poo happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If poo poo happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If poo poo happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Judaism: Why does this poo poo always happen to us? Calvinism: poo poo happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No poo poo shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all poo poo. Secular Humanism: poo poo evolves. Christian Science: When poo poo happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: poo poo happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this poo poo. Quakers: Let us not fight over this poo poo. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< poo poo happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our poo poo? Agnostic: poo poo might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone poo poo? Agnostic #3: What is this poo poo? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What poo poo? Atheism #2: I can't believe this poo poo! Nihilism: No poo poo. Narcisism: I am the poo poo!
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How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places?
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? A wizard did it
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? If this isn't a chain email why am I here then rear end in a top hat huh??
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I saw this on a T-shirt in Gulf Shores, Alabama in the shop what sells all the funny shirts sometime around 1998
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If your religion can't even grant me 1st level divine spells then what good is it
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? it was printed on a larg poster and forever housed in the eternal SamGoody
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? Wizard Master
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Jesus loving Christ, wizard master
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? try .txt file from like 1986
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Wizard Master is my very best special friend.
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They forgot the mormons.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They forgot the mormons. wizard master with special glasses
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voted poo poo
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get it satanists say everything backwards, you ever listen to stairway backwards? shits crazy
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Bad Purchase posted:voted poo poo voted 5 which is really just a backwards 1 if you think about it
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Pac and Cheese posted:get it satanists say everything backwards, you ever listen to stairway backwards? shits crazy Yvan eht nioj
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Sorry kid. I don't believe in no poo poo.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Yvan eht nioj if a red guy with a long tail and a pointy 3 ended stick tries to get you to drink something called 'ɘภเՇɭɒש๏' don't do it!!
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gently caress you, OP
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I was actually hoping for something interesting when I clicked, gently caress you OP.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They forgot the mormons. Porn is the poo poo
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Calvinism is more like "The world bends over to give a few selected individuals whatever they want and protects them from having to deal with poo poo while encouraging them to poo poo on everyone else".
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By popular demand posted:I was actually hoping for something interesting when I clicked, gently caress you OP. you've been on this site for almost 15 years, you should know better
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As a sort of JW, I can tell you they have a "poo poo happens" scripture they often refer to. It's Ecclesiastes 9:11. Time and unexpected events = poo poo happens. This is why you should just donate your money to the religion prolly, because poo poo can happen, at least the money is safe in God's bank account. But what you posted is also correct.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Calvinism is more like "The world bends over to give a few selected individuals whatever they want and protects them from having to deal with poo poo while encouraging them to poo poo on everyone else". I thought it was you just make up rules as you go as long as you’re having fun. E: wait that’s Calvin ball
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Duke nukem: "Holy poo poo:.
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Haha, wait till you see this one about cows
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I ain't afraid of no poo poo
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KitConstantine posted:How did a chain email from 1998 gain sentience and post itself here of all places? It exchanged its humour for the ability to post here,
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Scientologists: Pay up or poo poo will Happen
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Add that to the list and send it to grandma so we can get this thing going again.
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SCheeseman posted:Scientologists: Pay up or poo poo will Happen 
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i just smoek weed OP
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Goonism: shits pants
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Unreal tournament announcer: Holy poo poo
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Wizard Master posted:Buddhism: If poo poo happens, it isn't really poo poo. There's poo poo happening-poo poo happening, poo poo happening of change, and poo poo happening of existence.
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