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Represent yourself if you use the bidet to clean yourself like a King. Please list the advantages of using a bidet and disadvantages of wiping your rear end with paper leaving poo poo stains on your underwear and smelling like rear end until you have a shower LOL
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I use a Turkish toilet. Which is unlike the decadent French bidet.
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Apr 30, 2022 17:31
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I wear a dress and just poo poo as it comes, let it fall, same for piss
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Apr 30, 2022 17:32
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yeah it owns. i'll never go without again
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Apr 30, 2022 17:49
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Nothing beats a clean dismount
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Apr 30, 2022 17:53
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I don't understand how bidets even work , you spray your rear end with water and then you have to wipe the water off otherwise you got wet rear end.
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Apr 30, 2022 17:54
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Wet rear end Bits of poo poo wet Wet poo poo on my rear end area
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Apr 30, 2022 17:54
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Hollismason posted:I don't understand how bidets even work Like a dream friend, like a dream
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Apr 30, 2022 17:56
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Hollismason posted:I don't understand how bidets even work , you spray your rear end with water and then you have to wipe the water off otherwise you got wet rear end. there's a drain right there already. you just do a handstand and relax your sphincter.
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Apr 30, 2022 17:58
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WIth my shits, I’d need a power washer not a bidet.
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Apr 30, 2022 17:58
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The only real reason for a bidet is if a Freedom Wand has already failed as an option Toilet paper on the door frame and reversing onto it and rubbing up and down its the last option of the worst example
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Apr 30, 2022 18:01
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:The only real reason for a bidet is if a Freedom Wand has already failed as an option 
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Apr 30, 2022 18:04
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Why would you install a bidet when every decent restroom has a basin in it? It's no wonder people don't have money anymore, what with their fancy rear end washing equipment and whatever
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Apr 30, 2022 18:05
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Bidets are loving amazing. Countdown to some dipshit goon posting "durr but what about the wet rear end after u poo poo????" Edit lmfao already beaten Hollismason posted:I don't understand how bidets even work , you spray your rear end with water and then you have to wipe the water off otherwise you got wet rear end. what if I told you........ you can still use tp to dry off?? Mind blown? durrrrr
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Apr 30, 2022 18:08
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What did people even use to do before toilet paper. Its only been around for like 100 years.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:09
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All nordic bathrooms come with a sort of hand-bidet and if you don't use it bad bad things happen. They check.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:16
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We're renovating the bathroom soon. You bet there's going to be a monster rear end shower in it. I hope the thing is able to clean itself and doesn't turn into a poop fragment hose once the next visitor sits down.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:19
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Because I take manly shits I like to call it something more masculine. So no, I don't use a bidet, I use a poo poo shower.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:31
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I use it to shoot water up my butt and expel the last little hangers on. It's life changing.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:33
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i have a weirdly shaped rear end in a top hat and poo gets everywhere. without a bidet i would have perished long ago from fecal matter disease.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:35
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6:50am: poo poo 7:00-7:30am: Lane reservation at the public swimming pool
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Apr 30, 2022 18:37
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Hell yeah I got toto bidets on all my ‘lets
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Apr 30, 2022 18:40
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I dont understand why a guy would ever need to buy a bidet when we have one built in
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Apr 30, 2022 18:44
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I do an herbal enema after pooping.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:50
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They're great for period-having. Oh my god, they're great for period-having.
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Apr 30, 2022 18:52
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They make butts super clean for rear end eating. A+ would recommend.
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Apr 30, 2022 19:16
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Just give yourself an antipoo enema
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Apr 30, 2022 19:21
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Vitruvian Manic posted:They make butts super clean for rear end eating. A+ would recommend. 
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Apr 30, 2022 19:27
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cmon guys they dont. Soap has to be a factor
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Apr 30, 2022 19:32
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I don't use them but they are ubiquitous in the part of Latin America where I live, and I have one in my bathroom. I'd say around 50% of the people I know use them
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Apr 30, 2022 19:33
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I don't poop
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Apr 30, 2022 19:38
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Icochet posted:cmon guys they dont. Soap has to be a factor I turn the bidet on (the one that is already inside the toilet), pump some soap on my fingers, wash my tiny little rear end in a top hat puck, then use a wetwipe to remove the water and ensure 100% clean. I have the cleanest rear end in a top hat in the world, queen elizabeth the second could eat a cherry off my rear end in a top hat and survive to 120.
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Apr 30, 2022 19:39
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Lascivious Sloth posted:I turn the bidet on (the one that is already inside the toilet), pump some soap on my fingers, wash my tiny little rear end in a top hat puck, then use a wetwipe to remove the water and ensure 100% clean. Monarchy is wrong. Skip the soap and the wipes and the water
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Apr 30, 2022 19:46
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Icochet posted:cmon guys they dont. Soap has to be a factor Only if they don't shave
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Apr 30, 2022 19:49
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Vitruvian Manic posted:Only if they don't shave Not even gonna argue. This forum is in need of some optimism.
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Apr 30, 2022 19:55
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A big hairy bussy with chocolate love raisins.
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Apr 30, 2022 19:57
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Yo bidets own you end up saving a LOT on tp over time
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Apr 30, 2022 19:57
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I bi-do. I lazer my rear end in a top hat with frigid water every time I poop and then dap it lovingly dry with my bare hand.
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Apr 30, 2022 20:04
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amen brother. ppl who still wipe poo poo around with their hands r fuckin gross
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sure okay posted:Yo bidets own you end up saving a LOT on tp over time 
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