I think James dropped my laptop.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > I think James dropped my laptop.

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Verily I fish the barrel keys out of my secret spot and plunge them into the keyhole. To casual eyes the PC makes no indications that it stirs to life, but I can feel a change in the air...a static electricity, a hidden pressure, an unseen aura.

The display flickers to life: "066"; a good number.

I rest a finger over the Turbo button

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Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Reflect on the fact that James undoubtedly grows fat and happy in the fact of your cowardice; he can sleep soundly while you toss & turn at night, consumed by indecision. Human hysteresis is your constant and pathetic waffling back and forth--"should I? shouldn't I?"

People like James know there is no "should" or "should not"; there is no "don't". There is only "do".

DO it.
DOes it make you more powerful?
DOminate.

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