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The mayor of New York everyone. https://twitter.com/nycmayor/status/1531363623678922754?s=21&t=3MK7IKSffDoK5NIZty6Q_w
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maffew buildings posted:With that age difference I think you should replace "strip club" with "high school" Touché. She also looks like they got it from the same place Madison‘s lwife” was found.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:if anyone wants some insane text to go with the insane pictures: He's right on this one
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Kesper North posted:This has been a thing in Seattle since the George Floyd protests. They've basically stopped responding to non-emergency calls here and it's a mixed bag as to whether they turn up for emergencies. Seems to be on a "if I feel like it" basis. They also talk all the time about how they can't do anything because they're being defunded (they're actually getting more money lol). This is literally all of Washington, I asked a cop in Yelm about a group of kids skipping school and hanging out by a job site under a bridge, the cop said oh we can't talk to them because of the new use of force laws....they're middle schoolers in your own drat community. They don't want to do the job anymore, and I say the state hasn't fallen apart without them shooting everyone they are scared of. Fire em all and start over
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davecrazy posted:The mayor of New York everyone. He was gonna delete that. Which is probably better than trying to Musk his way through it. 
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Lake of Methane posted:He was gonna delete that. Which is probably better than trying to Musk his way through it. Is he…somehow dumber than the previous mayor?
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Speaking of, Musk got called out for cropping out the watermarks of a satirical website when he tweeted out some memes and then got ratioed to hell and back. https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1531317721903910913 I assume all of these people are bots who will be banned when the sale goes through.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Speaking of, Musk got called out for cropping out the watermarks of a satirical website when he tweeted out some memes and then got ratioed to hell and back. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531319938195021824 Why hasn't someone smacked him in the face with a shovel yet?
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Stultus Maximus posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531319938195021824 ~*decorum*~
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Is he…somehow dumber than the previous mayor? I haven't been following Adams closely but I've heard from New Yorkers that he's been a very ~*vibes*~ mayor so far, which is a little unexpected given that otherwise he was portrayed as the centrist/law-and-order candidate. Still, you've got to be at least partially crazy to want to be mayor of NYC so not totally unexpected. https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/1502317115432394752
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The part where he took pay in bitcoin (or converted his paychecks to bitcoin) is the giant red flag. I can give a pass to the belief in a cache of j/o crystals under the city, it's not any sillier to me than bearded senior citizens in the sky playing some umpteenth level dimension chess with peoples' lives.
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May 31, 2022 01:43
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Adams is in a competition with Lightfoot for America’s Worst Mayor, and it isn’t even close.
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Meanwhile in Best Mayor of America: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...california-town
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Stultus Maximus posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531319938195021824 Strong “you rejected my romantic advances? Well you’re a fat ugly whore nobody would want to date anyway” energy from Elon there.
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Marshal Prolapse posted:Seriously listening to gun control counter arguments are cognitive dissonance of the highest order, some few exceptions here and there, man I do not miss that.. How does the spray know to change colors
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Milo and POTUS posted:How does the spray know to change colors 
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Milo and POTUS posted:How does the spray know to change colors The paint knows where it is by knowing where it isn't.
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Jokers Gamble posted:The paint knows where it is by knowing where it isn't. I made this joke last night to my wife while watching Top Gun 2. She didn't get it, and had no clue what the gently caress i was talking about, but I make me jokes for me, not the audience.
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Platystemon posted:Adams is in a competition with Lightfoot for America’s Worst Mayor, and it isn’t even close. In that Lightfoot is lapping him, right? I'd say Breed is worse than Adams too.
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Lmao yes, let’s please take messaging advice from yet another former Republican turned Democrat ex-cop who has told reporters they can’t question him on public safety unless they’ve worn body armor and a badge, what could possibly go wrong? This party is doomed.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Lmao yes, let’s please take messaging advice from yet another former Republican turned Democrat ex-cop who has told reporters they can’t question him on public safety unless they’ve worn body armor and a badge, what could possibly go wrong? It doesn’t matter anyway except on the dumbest Facebook boomers or most guileless Twitter libs since I’m both a vet and ex-cop turned leftist and they just tell me I’m not REALLY are troop anymore. Also I’m on a cross country move about to go through Texas and lol’ing that I have to ditch my edibles in bama because in Texas all edibles are in practice 20 year felonies but I can drive around with my loaded glock on the dash if I wanted.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:It doesn’t matter anyway except on the dumbest Facebook boomers or most guileless Twitter libs since I’m both a vet and ex-cop turned leftist and they just tell me I’m not REALLY are troop anymore. Dude, I'm slightly Right of Stalin as ex-Infantry. My favorite thing to point out about Texas- they have stricter gun control and drug enforcement than PA.
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My favorite was that in Virginia you could buy all the mall ninja gun stuff you want but there’s nowhere outside of insanely expensive gun club ranges to actually shoot anywhere people live unlike the oppressive Commiefornia newsome imperium where you can just drive an hour into the desert and blow up 10 pounds of tannerite.
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1531562236078063617?t=HaD7-Uu_BIXQcbkqYT6CpA&s=19 One of those mornings when the random number generator fires up a news story.
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I guess that’s like the Italian (real Italian not “Italian”-American) version of guy who becomes Steven Paddock
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bulletsponge13 posted:Dude, I'm slightly Right of Stalin as ex-Infantry. So what you're saying is that PA is far better then Texas? I mean duh of course it is. Funny enough I used to do the inverse, because it was surprising to most people, and always produced a chuckle. Hell I'm still going to do the latter part of it. Honestly, the former used to be funny when blowhards like SDE Cruz or VSDE Abbott would go on about Texas being the ultimate gun state...that said they can keep that now if they want. May it continue the curse of Jerry Jones Since The Salary Cap.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Dude, I'm slightly Right of Stalin as ex-Infantry. https://twitter.com/chris_honeybee/status/1479940781607587840
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PA cop- "I don't care if you have a weed card and ccw. You are law abiding at that point."
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bulletsponge13 posted:PA cop- "I don't care if you have a weed card and ccw. You are law abiding at that point."  Texas Cop: "Look I don't care if you have a weed card and ccw, I don't want to respond to that active shooter call, so I'm just going to arrest you in front of your family.
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A day late to this one https://twitter.com/vanillaice/status/1399418658351427585?s=21&t=sooM0dKFLyIS8-cCaVB7-A
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Finally, patriotism I can get behind.
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mlmp08 posted:A day late to this one Look at the year.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Look at the year. A year and a day, whatever. It’s good.
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sorry, I'm a day late on this one https://twitter.com/pitbull/status/869240498510217216?s=20&t=Hi1taIJBRy-nuIjjgbQUbg
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Johnny Five-Jaces posted:sorry, I'm a day late on this one Had me fooled until I looked at who the author was. 
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Donnie's favorite prosecutor is dumb and bad at his job https://twitter.com/MarshallCohen/status/1531667720600788997?t=R0m9--RjvbiJ_M2GnbmWQA&s=19 https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1531669913659535365?t=IT8V3E0LmXxOUMq2G07EAw&s=19 https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1531680001346531328?t=-sFPhLGzIeK3pasmJs8rGA&s=19 https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1531681972128468993?t=33U6Wk6CzGo5i3gCz1ZH_w&s=19 Clinton Deep Rigging Strikes Again!
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facialimpediment posted:
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