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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sounders are back :toot:

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That second half was a hell of a lot better. Reynoso is still a diving bastard though.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

I’m going to see the Red Bulls on Wednesday. And am considering buying season tickets for next year. Is there anything I should know?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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KidDynamite posted:

I’m going to see the Red Bulls on Wednesday. And am considering buying season tickets for next year. Is there anything I should know?

You're going to see an exciting, high-scoring affair and I wouldn't look at whom you're playing.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


i'm only able to read the text updates on espn but apparently there was a card explosion in stoppage time of skc v colorado???

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


I am not at all surprised that SKC was involved in this shithousery.

That last one came from VAR too.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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:siren: Austin lead LAFC :siren:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The Oaks are for real.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Nature: 3
MLS: 0

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I wouldn’t have taken God as a World Soccer Talk supporter, but then it could be the Old Testament God we’re talking about.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Where's Soccer Moses when you need him?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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whypick1 posted:

Where's Soccer Moses when you need him?

We need a Soccer Noah right now, not a Soccer Moses.

:catholic:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Nashville/Atlanta United is back on…FS2.

e: This game is now AMAZING

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 04:20 on May 22, 2022

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I’ve never seen two handball calls in a row, but there’s a first time for everything.

JerryRudd
Apr 17, 2002

Power of the Pornstache
Orlando would want to stop getting red cards, lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sounders getting hosed by the refs tonight. :smith:

JerryRudd
Apr 17, 2002

Power of the Pornstache
After the way Austin started, I would have taken a draw. It feels more like a loss given how it ended. Frustrating seeing them stop their own breaks to have a pass around and a bad cross.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Holy crap the video captioning at coloradorapids.com is hilarious. For the goal it literally said "It's come off of your mama" :laugh:

Oh, and the sequence started with "Barbara Barrios".

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
Union dominated forb the first 20' and notched a great goal at 6'

They will be leaving with 0-1 points.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Timber Joey wagging his finger is hilarious to me, and I don't know why.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




kami posted:

Union dominated forb the first 20' and notched a great goal at 6'

They will be leaving with 0-1 points.

Philly won a game for the first time in forever :toot:

Still gunning for Nashville's draw record

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Wings/Quakes is pure MLS goodness so far.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Goddamn Red Bulls attendance is truly emabrassing

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
It’s cool how you can’t read the numbers on the back of the white fake-recycled kit

this is really my favorite time of the year now, when we pretend we’re saving the earth with football kits, mmmmm

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
chicago scored a goal, I’m honestly flabbergasted

edit: and again lol wtf (or not)

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 29, 2022

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I've seen a lot of bad DC United teams and this is a bad DC United team

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Welp. That was a cheap handball but Philly has played like poo poo so blah


Lmao Omar Gonzalez sucks so much

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 29, 2022

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Holy poo poo Nashville

Lmao

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

paddyboat posted:

It’s cool how you can’t read the numbers on the back of the white fake-recycled kit

this is really my favorite time of the year now, when we pretend we’re saving the earth with football kits, mmmmm

Ray Hudson is Real Mad about this

e: He's happier now that Miami is up 2-0 on Portland

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
it’s funny that no one bothered to tell Ray about the lovely white kits

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Ciprian Maricon posted:

Goddamn Galaxy attendance is truly embarrassing

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Ciprian Maricon posted:

Goddamn Galaxy taking penalties is truly emabrassing

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Not the first time Stuver stopped Chicharito from the spot!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
lol it is NOT Chicharito's day

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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These English-language TUDN announcers throw around 'golazo' a lot when it's unnecessary.

e: See, that was not a golazo. That was just a cool goal.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 00:13 on May 30, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And then an actual goal happens so they just use it more.

That goal did seem to come out of nowhere though.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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THESE ARE NOT GOLAZOS. (golazoes?)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Chicharito scores what is basically a tap-in from the penalty spot: ¡GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Surprised the commentaries didn't orgasm so hard they died after seeing that.

Edit: holy poo poo they didn't say it that time

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:25 on May 30, 2022

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Frankly, I'm surprised we didn't lose by more.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I turned off the game at 3-1, thinking nothing else would happen...whoops.

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