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Is it just me or is the dating scene in video games completely hosed up now? It used to bar wenches from pirates gold! or anywhere in Daggerfall but now there are multiple choices where, unless you get very lucky, you won't get any. And that's without getting into games like mass effect. Only one romance. The only kind of queer allowed is "male gaze lesbian". And insult to injury all the sex scenes are implied. At least in Oblivion I can gently caress a dragon with mods but that took literal decades to come out.
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i just pick up hookers in los santos these days
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May 1, 2022 19:15
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the best place is and has always been the classroom
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May 1, 2022 19:37
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op my friend I just so happen to be an expert on sexy video games. go ahead and highlight 4 or 5 of your preferences for me and I will return with a curated list for you.
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May 1, 2022 19:41
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Stardew Valley even though I marry Maru every time
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May 1, 2022 19:42
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more of a Leah man, myself. of course, Elliot would be my top choice if he weren't so darned mercurial.
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May 1, 2022 19:44
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I tried several times in the mass effect trilogy and just couldn't get into it, it feels stupid to romance virtual characters. And not my brand of stupid.
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May 1, 2022 20:10
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if you romance tali, you can give her covid19
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May 1, 2022 20:12
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That would have made things significantly closer to my brand of stupid.
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May 1, 2022 20:13
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You get a girlfriend right off the bat in Elden Ring
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May 1, 2022 20:18
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STABASS posted:op my friend I just so happen to be an expert on sexy video games. go ahead and highlight 4 or 5 of your preferences for me and I will return with a curated list for you. OP!!! I"M TRYING TO DO YOU A SOLID!!! PUT ME IN COACH!!!
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May 1, 2022 20:20
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Devils Affricate posted:You get a girlfriend right off the bat in Elden Ring Well now you're clearly describing a fantasy world.
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May 1, 2022 20:21
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you guys should check out SexMUD, the MUD where you can have Sex
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May 1, 2022 20:21
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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May 1, 2022 20:22
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The Crossroads in The Barrens
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May 1, 2022 20:22
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Lascivious Sloth posted:The Crossroads in The Barrens Well now we know where Mankrik's wife was
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May 1, 2022 20:38
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Lascivious Sloth posted:The Crossroads in The Barrens maybe if you're a prude, but the goldshire inn caters to all tastes
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May 1, 2022 20:40
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How's their pizza?
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May 1, 2022 20:41
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You should be able to gently caress Ralof or Hadvar in Helgen Keep imo
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May 1, 2022 20:46
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STABASS posted:you guys should check out SexMUD, the MUD where you can have Sex Not gonna kink shame you here, but it should be emphasized that most people are not into sex mud
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May 1, 2022 20:48
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Campfire with Zevran
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May 1, 2022 21:54
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I wannd ge t hosed my mimic in Prey
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May 1, 2022 21:55
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mimic become dong
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May 1, 2022 21:56
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The furry ERP night club in Champions Online, natch.
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May 2, 2022 00:21
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Have you heard of Monster Girl Island, OP? Not gonna ruin the surprise about who lives there but could be a good place for dates.
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Blighttown
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down1nit posted:mimic become dong You don't just order them to do that <  >
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The ship in OG God of War, where you have mini-game Sex with the two ladies and you satisfy em both real quick for health and treasure.
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op never responded to my kind offer; thus I have concluded that they were only pretending to be horny and never had any sincere interest in virtual boning. I've reported their post and expect to see justice served for this transgression.
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May 2, 2022 15:26
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Hitler's bunker OP  
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Secondlife OP.
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I was going to bring up Morrowind but you're already talking about Daggerfall and Oblivion so I guess I'm in the same boat still hitting up the same haunts 20 years later heading down to Suran looking for the next ash-throated ne'er-do-well to take me out into the ashlands and plough me next to where the toxic volcano fumes explode from the ground and then we have to stop because oh gently caress there's 3 cliff racers and a golden saint but that's cool I needed a golden saint soul anyway but like now the mood's ruined so we bust open some shein and talk about how the canon has moved on hundreds of years from here and now Vvardenfell's gone it's destroyed but like we're still here in this moment in this eternal past that we will refuse to leave and it's like, he's like "why don't you play TESO" and I'm like "motherfuck have you seen the telvanni towers there they're just actual mushrooms they aren't cool at all gently caress that" and it's like man I guess we have this one frozen moment in time we keep perpetually extending in a desperate desire for it to not end to not get stale so we keep making more mods god knows I've made my share of them I tell him about the Vivec mod I made that adds cute bodegas into it and he's like oh is that the one that's in BCOM and I'm like yeah it was adapted into BCOM and he's like cool congrats but I wearily say man I wish I wasn't playing the same game 20 years later I was so happy when Oblivion came out and the NPCs seemed so much more lively but it was just theater there was nothing there I prefer Morrowind where you guys are like dolls I can play with and fill in the blanks at least you know? At least Morrowind doesn't get in the way of my pretending and he's like that's pretty sad and I'm like, do you even know what other games are out there's Elden Ring and you can marry a doll with 4 arms which is great that's my fetish but you actually speak to her like 10 times over the course of 200 hours and you can't even play dolls with her like this like this moment right here so that's why I always return to Morrowind to this frozen moment in time but at least we have one another for however long we dare let it last and he's like yeah ok ok and I'm like but my man my dude I'm getting bored of being this character fair warning we will see one another again but I will be looking at you through different eyes and I will remember what we shared here but my new body my new self won't and we will be strangers with a deep history and eventually you know eventually I will have this with every single NPC here and he's like what about the hostile ones and I'm like have you seen mdmd do you know how much time I spent tweaking every hostile NPC in this game already and we share another laugh and I take a screenshot and then move them all to a folder and delete the saves and then build a new character and true to my word 10 hours later I walk past him in the same bar and we share a glance and for a moment he Knows but that moment we had is over even though we are occupying the same frozen moment forever.
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Meme Poker Party posted:Have you heard of Monster Girl Island, OP? I’ve heard good things about a certain lusty Argonian Maid
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the kingdom of swabia is a good place to find dates op
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Chinatown posted:i just pick up hookers in los santos these days All you had to do is run a drat train, CJ!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’ve heard good things about a certain lusty Argonian Maid 
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They don't call it Booty bay for nothing
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STABASS posted:op my friend I just so happen to be an expert on sexy video games. go ahead and highlight 4 or 5 of your preferences for me and I will return with a curated list for you. 1. boobs
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My favorite place for a date is Gaia's Landing, Lady Deirdre Skye is my waifu
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You'll never amount to a mindworm hth
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