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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A Russian troll farm posted:

I would NEVER besmirch my beloved wolf-in-a-sheep's-clothing social democratic fascist AOC by jacking off to her, unless there were topless pictures of her. Do you have such images?

Not for sharing. I would never betray a confidence of such... magnitude

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


ok this is getting too real lock thread please

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Please someone recommend a politician that will help me get my apes back.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Imagine if you will, a CIA project to trick progressives with horny...

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

ellasmith posted:

Time to lay it all on the line, goons. Did AOC fool you?

bernie panders

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





yeah she got me

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

i said that she would be potus one day and i still think that but it no longer inspires hope

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


AOC? The Beto O'Rourke of ladies?

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
No but I was fooled by Kshama Sawant (also hot)

What's she up to these days?

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Absolutely got fooled. Didn't help that Bernie fooled me too, so I was all in after she endorsed Bernie while he was in the hospital. I've always been a loving moron though so

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
I was fooled. Thought she was the hottest girl in politics (Wrong)

Now I know the truth (It's Amy Klobuchar's daughter)

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
I sure was op.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

pushpins posted:

I was fooled. Thought she was the hottest girl in politics (Wrong)

Now I know the truth (It's Amy Klobuchar's daughter)

hmm. okay. googling

e: get the gently caress outta here

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



some plague rats posted:

hmm. okay. googling

e: get the gently caress outta here

There's a closeup shot with her and her mom and it gives fantastic Aphex Twin vibes.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

pushpins posted:

I was fooled. Thought she was the hottest girl in politics (Wrong)

Now I know the truth (It's Tulsi)

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
sigh yea she did. my bad

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

that's just what white minnesotans look like

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

also, did AOC do something wrong? I thought you leftists liked her

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

speaking of,



extremely good looking

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

CODChimera posted:

(It's Tulsi)

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
i hosed her

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Ytlaya posted:

I was, largely on the basis of her primarying Crowley. I also sort of blindly trusted the "just a bartender" narrative instead of doubting it and realizing she was just a typical striver type.

Yeah, I was fooled when she sniped Crowley. I should have known it was an op from the start though, thats just too pat of a story. I did a hearty lmao when it came out she had interned for a Kennedy though.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Bernie Panders

He surrenders

Host for a larval Pelosi pretender

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the story about how she was actually a co-owner of that bar she tended was great. completely made up, of course. but still very funny.

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

What was there to be fooled by when an attractive person got elected to Congress?
That she would remember the plebs?

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Antonymous posted:

speaking of,



extremely good looking

yeah I don’t understand why AOC gets all the horny attention Ilhan is in another league

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The real demographic we need to reach is those who were fooled by AOC playing Among Us with popular YouTubers.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Private Cumshoe posted:

She's fine right? Surely she's ok.

she's fine alright

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Antonymous posted:

speaking of,



extremely good looking

indigi posted:

yeah I don’t understand why AOC gets all the horny attention Ilhan is in another league

It's true, though the reason why the horny chuds focus more on AOC is kind of obvious.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Yeah, I thought she'd maybe do something.

Still holding out hope for Ilhan Omar tho.

Nah; I don't think either her or AOC are malicious or anything, but neither of them are willing to directly conflict with the Democrats (even if the Democrats might treat them like poo poo regardless). AOC is probably significantly more full of poo poo, but at the end of the day neither will really do anything meaningful.

Also, there's the whole thing with the capitol police vote that basically revealed that there's coordination within The Squad to allow some of them to vote against while still ensuring the bill passes.

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
AOC is a juggasaurus with dip-can nips, and i'm here for it sis

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
:gas:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

y'know, if it turns out AOC has implants then she has, by definition, fooled us all

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

indigi posted:

yeah I don’t understand why AOC gets all the horny attention Ilhan is in another league

During the WHCD everyone was posting pictures of omar and being like CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! And I think they were talking about her being there unmasked but it was hard to concentrate when I looked at the picture so I just stopped trying to figure it out.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



[AOC]: The Ilhan appreciation station

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

political babes you say

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
paging triple sulk

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Ytlaya posted:

It's true, though the reason why the horny chuds focus more on AOC is kind of obvious.

Nah; I don't think either her or AOC are malicious or anything, but neither of them are willing to directly conflict with the Democrats (even if the Democrats might treat them like poo poo regardless). AOC is probably significantly more full of poo poo, but at the end of the day neither will really do anything meaningful.

Also, there's the whole thing with the capitol police vote that basically revealed that there's coordination within The Squad to allow some of them to vote against while still ensuring the bill passes.

i'll always remember Amber from Chapo on her election

"she's all alone up there, and that mean's they're going to break her. you'd break too."

without a movement to back them they can't do much more than be mascots for dissatisfaction, and so mascots for dissatisfaction they've become

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
yeah, I think I was. I still like to hope for things even though I think it's probably futile

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
what did she do this time?

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Smythe posted:

what did she do this time?

didn't post feet

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