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The only reason superheroes didn't go after Hitler is because his suit wasn't funny enough and also they all agree with his ideology
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May 2, 2022 19:31
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actually it was because he acquired the spear of destiny, and thus prevented the heroes from reaching him. You loving dunce.
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May 2, 2022 19:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:The only reason superheroes didn't go after Hitler is because his suit wasn't funny enough and also they all agree with his ideology More proof that morality is a sham and nothing more than a list of arbitrary rules created by the laws of nature influencing human evolution.
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May 2, 2022 19:44
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more like Luke Karen
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May 2, 2022 19:47
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Yaldabaoth posted:More proof that morality is a sham and nothing more than a list of arbitrary rules created by the laws of nature influencing human evolution. you just love being wrong don’t you
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May 2, 2022 19:47
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The cops are going to shoot Luke Cage. 
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May 2, 2022 19:55
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hell astro course posted:you just love being wrong don’t you I'm only "wrong" because I'm violating the rules our world runs on. Like Charles 2 of Spain, I'm confounding all christendom by refusing to die.
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May 2, 2022 20:01
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all black superheroes are canonically white people in blackface (The Inexorable Taintsman #2733)
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May 2, 2022 20:10
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Who is Luke Cage and who is that guy talking to Storm and what the hell are they talking about?
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May 2, 2022 20:13
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kntfkr posted:The cops are going to shoot Luke Cage. he is bulletproof so he can’t understand the struggle
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May 2, 2022 20:14
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In the rest of the world comic books are about all kinds of wacky things but in america it's all vigilantes beating people up and you gotta read 50000 issues to even get what's going on. Makes u think
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May 2, 2022 20:22
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You can actually just pick up any random issue and figure out what's going on pretty easily from context because they are stories for children
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May 2, 2022 20:41
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Who What Now posted:You can actually just pick up any random issue and figure out what's going on pretty easily from context because they are stories for children It sounds like being an adult is really boring because the only entertainment you're allowed to enjoy are sports and the news.
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May 2, 2022 20:46
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Yaldabaoth posted:It sounds like being an adult is really boring because the only entertainment you're allowed to enjoy are sports and the news. *taps the flashing PORN sign*
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May 2, 2022 20:53
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Mooey Cow posted:In the rest of the world comic books are about all kinds of wacky things but in america it's all vigilantes beating people up and you gotta read 50000 issues to even get what's going on. Makes u think Robin: "This is just like when Batman and Superman teamed up to defeat Mr Freeze!" You: this is too confusing, I don't understand what's going on, why do comics make you buy back issues!
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May 2, 2022 21:08
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Literally A Person posted:*taps the flashing PORN sign* tap....tap it faster
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May 2, 2022 21:14
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Yaldabaoth posted:It sounds like being an adult is really boring because the only entertainment you're allowed to enjoy are sports and the news. Adults can enjoy comics, they're just not complicated
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another thing i've taken note of, and i'm not gonna provide screencaps for, is that in the first like ten issues of Claremont's run on Uncanny X-Men, and there are literally three times that Storm is like "man, i hate wearing clothes, you people who wear clothes are so square, i better take a shower" and gets nekkid i think chris claremont may have had a "fetish"
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Literally A Person posted:*taps the flashing PORN sign* Where did you get this sign
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poisonpill posted:Where did you get this sign The "Aren't We Living In A Society Here?" shop. They got a bunch of signs like this.
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What really confuses me is why did the people who made the videogame Mortal Kombat decide to name the movie star character after an obscure superhero.
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Yaldabaoth posted:What really confuses me is why did the people who made the videogame Mortal Kombat decide to name the movie star character after an obscure superhero. You’re combining Johnny Cage and Liu Kang’s names.
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precision posted:another thing i've taken note of, and i'm not gonna provide screencaps for, is that in the first like ten issues of Claremont's run on Uncanny X-Men, and there are literally three times that Storm is like "man, i hate wearing clothes, you people who wear clothes are so square, i better take a shower" and gets nekkid he based the bad guy mutant illuminati on his favorite bdsm club
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Yaldabaoth posted:What really confuses me is why did the people who made the videogame Mortal Kombat decide to name the movie star character after an obscure superhero. why is anything done loving money, dude
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Bro Dad posted:he based the bad guy mutant illuminati on his favorite bdsm club "Xavier's School for the Gifted" does sound like good name for a bdsm club
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stratdax posted:Robin: "This is just like when Batman and Superman teamed up to defeat Mr Freeze!" No, it's all serialized poo poo. You buy one comic book you don't get one full story, you're gonna end up in like part 19 of 312. Even then, it'll turn out to be part of the "flurpletron-7 universe" or some stupid poo poo like that, that's why spiderman shoots webs out of his rear end now and May is his step-aunt that's why it's not weird that they bang all the time.
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May 3, 2022 08:32
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kntfkr posted:The cops are going to shoot Luke Cage.
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VileLL posted:actually it was because he acquired the spear of destiny, and thus prevented the heroes from reaching him. You loving dunce. that was dc. they went after hitler all the time in marvel.
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Lube Gayge
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Super zero js more like ut hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
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i didn’t read this thread once I saw yaldaboath, the dumbest person alive was posting in it, but the chip zdarsky run on Howard the Duck from like 2016 is a really fun and great comic FINALLY AUNT MAY HAS A GUN. BUT DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO USE IT? (editor’s note: yes)
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i heard someone say something the other day about a clown that does crimes
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*tugs collar* is it hot in here?
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Oh no Luke Cage!
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precision posted:*tugs collar* is it hot in here? HR Man is my favorite super hero
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precision posted:another thing i've taken note of, and i'm not gonna provide screencaps for, is that in the first like ten issues of Claremont's run on Uncanny X-Men, and there are literally three times that Storm is like "man, i hate wearing clothes, you people who wear clothes are so square, i better take a shower" and gets nekkid  
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that was dc. they went after hitler all the time in marvel. I remember the interview where Iron Man said Adolf Hitler was basically the fifth Avenger.
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Cage all Lukes. Anything called Luke is subhuman
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