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I’ll go first: “Gooni, goondi, goonci” (I came, I saw….i gooned!) - Julius Caesar
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"Something Awful and its goons have been a disaster for the human race"
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May 2, 2022 22:39
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To goon, or not to goon, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep No more; and by a sleep, to say we end The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes Calamity of so long life: For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time, The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely, The pangs of dispised Love, the Law’s delay, The insolence of Office, and the spurns That patient merit of th'unworthy takes, When he himself might his Quietus make With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear, [F: these Fardels] To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have, Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of Resolution Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment, [F: pith] With this regard their Currents turn awry, [F: away] And lose the name of Action. Soft you now, The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons Be all my sins remember'd.
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May 2, 2022 22:48
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"I do so love to see the goons and legs fly." - george ess patton, general
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May 2, 2022 22:55
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"Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all goonkind" - voted 2
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May 2, 2022 22:57
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This is your thread, I'm just postin' in it
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May 2, 2022 23:05
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"Did you see the sign in front of my house that says 'Dead neckbeard storage.'?" "Forget about it Jake, it's C-SPAM."
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May 3, 2022 00:42
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My god it's full of goons.
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May 3, 2022 00:43
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what's a goon?
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May 3, 2022 00:48
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say hello to my little friend! (goons are 0.2 cm shorter that the national average)
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May 3, 2022 00:56
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"For ten years you have been asking 'Who is John Goon?' This is John Goon speaking"... and the rest of Ayn Rand's godforsaken wankfest is completely unchanged.
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May 3, 2022 00:57
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Bill Fillmaff....Bill Fillmaff. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...a long time.
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May 3, 2022 01:03
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You're going to need a bigger bo......ttle of mountain dew.
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May 3, 2022 01:15
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Do you know what happens to a goon when it's struck by lightning?... The same thing that happens to everything else.
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May 3, 2022 01:23
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"leave the cannoli, take the goon" --Titanic, 1997
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May 3, 2022 01:34
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Mr. Dad Gay; So What, what you have just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational post. Everyone in this forum is now dumber, deader and gayer for having read it.
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May 3, 2022 01:38
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The way your dad looked at it, this goon was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his rear end. Five long years, he wore this goon up his rear end. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the goon. I hid this uncomfortable piece of shame and regret up my rear end for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the goon to you.
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May 3, 2022 01:40
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"Mr. QCS, tear down this wall!" - Ronald Reagoon
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May 3, 2022 01:41
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You’ve got to remember that these are just simple posters. These are people of the forums. The common clay of the new internet. You know… goons.
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May 3, 2022 01:48
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frankly my dear, I lost fingat.
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May 3, 2022 01:50
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I've seen posts you people wouldn't believe... Street sweepers on fire off the shoulder of the road... I watched a purple dildo wobble in the dark near a Waffle House. All those posts will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to unban Keep it Real
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May 3, 2022 01:57
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Make gay while the goon shines.
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May 3, 2022 02:02
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May 3, 2022 02:10
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This is serious. I just sharted. I don't know what that means. I tried to fart and a little poo poo came out. I just sharted. Now let's go. You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life.
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May 3, 2022 02:11
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They call me MISTER KINGDOM!
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May 3, 2022 02:23
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Buce posted:"leave the cannoli, take the goon" --Titanic, 1997 Paint me like one of your French goons 
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May 3, 2022 03:38
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"Doobies is as Doobies does, sir" Claude Wayne Gump
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May 3, 2022 04:19
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There are ways, dude. You don't want to know about them. Hell, I could get you a goon by three o'clock this afternoon.
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May 3, 2022 04:34
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I don't like soap. It's slippery and bubbly and it gets everywhere
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May 3, 2022 04:44
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i'm tired of these motherfucking goons on this motherfucking forum
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May 3, 2022 04:46
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it was the best of posts, it was the worst of posts
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May 3, 2022 04:53
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ahhh. i love the smell of napalm burning a goon. this is not a veiled slur, just goon. all im saying.
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May 3, 2022 05:39
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Junk posted:i'm tired of these motherfucking goons on this motherfucking forum 
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May 3, 2022 05:51
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“You can hear me?” “Yes.” “Why do you post on Something Awful?” “Not post. poo poo post.” “poo poo posting only?” “Yes.” “Why?” “The PAIN.” “What about the pain?” “The pain of being a Goon.” You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 06:06 on May 3, 2022 |
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May 3, 2022 06:02
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STABASS posted:what's a goon? Nothing much, what's a goon with you?
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May 3, 2022 06:09
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Whose house is this? Dooooooooommmmmm house! Bonus: Groverhaus
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May 3, 2022 06:13
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SomethingAwful Forums. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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May 3, 2022 12:40
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You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK.
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May 3, 2022 13:16
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They killed me Mal, they killed me with a Hanzo steel katana. How cool is that?
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I’ll be bacne
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