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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Dr. Strange decides disney money isn't worth working out 7 days a week for shredded abs, and goes back to performing surgery.

The mantel is handed off to the other two Olsen twins or something

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i sucked off an octopus in 3D.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

STABASS posted:

I don't watch marvel movies. feel free to praise me for my bravery

I don't even have a tv

barmk ima dog lol
Apr 6, 2022
Dr. sparkle puss

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Dr Strange fucks an ostrich

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Dr Strange fucks an ostrich

no no, that's dr. doolittle

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
the last marvel movie i saw in theaters was iron man 2

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Marvel Cinematic Universe

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Cinematic Universe of Marvel

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Dr Strange eats an entire Taco Bell® Taco Party Pack and the last 45 minutes of the film are him taking a giant poo poo that destroys the universe.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

DR STRANGE: It's time... to get... a little....

ZOMBIE UNIVERSE STRANGE: Strange?

DR STRANGE: I was going to say weird, but sure.

Then a character from a Disney TV show popped up and recapped the events of that show for 5 minutes, informing me of an event that happened in Fortnite that's integral to understanding the plot of this movie. It was great.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Is bald Tilda Swinton in this one?

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
I liked when Dr Strange looked at the camera and said to the octopus monster "You are Evil; dead" and winked.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
When will Dr. Fate get a loving movie? Huh? Just look at that loving helmet!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Animal-Mother posted:

When will Dr. Fate get a loving movie? Huh? Just look at that loving helmet!



He's in the new Black Adam movie. Portrayed by Pierce Brosnan.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Jose Oquendo posted:

He's in the new Black Adam movie. Portrayed by Pierce Brosnan.

Nerd.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Dr. Strange's butthole explodes more than once but not more than 4 times in the new movie.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

When will Dr. Fate get a loving movie? Huh? Just look at that loving helmet!



Yeah, nice dick.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
1:36:08-1:38:12 An agitated Benedict Cumberbatch appears out of costume and repeats the lines "I don't care." "Do it in post." "Just do it in post."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jose Oquendo posted:

Reed Richards from another universe



How many universes are they up to now?
Alternate universe more like I can't write the plot of this thing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

At around the 4 hour mark Ben Cumbund calls into a phone sex line for deaf mutes and absolutely crushes it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
the dr sure is a strange guy!!! lol!!!!1

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Big Beef City posted:

How many universes are they up to now?
Alternate universe more like I can't write the plot of this thing

It's a multiverse not a duoverse.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In an ironic twist, there is nothing at all strange in the movie, just more boring superhero poo poo.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
In the finale, we discover that he has lost his medical licence since his superhero activities mean he has failed to complete his annual training. The end credits scene reveals the next film will be called Mr Strange.

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Dr. Normal

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

“How’d you become so… strange?”

“I’m terrible at driving”

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:
his accent is real bad and he looks like if beaker from the muppets turned fleshy and got stung by like 5 bees

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Linux Pirate posted:

Dr. Strange's butthole explodes more than once but not more than 4 times in the new movie.

Can't believe it's taken them, what, like 30 movies, to finally get the correct number of rear end in a top hat explosions per hour onto the screen.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

what colour lasers do they shoot at each other in the finale

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

stratdax posted:

what colour lasers do they shoot at each other in the finale

Black and red but only one is laser shaped sorry to disappoint.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cyks posted:

Black and red but only one is laser shaped sorry to disappoint.

Black lasers oh come on that isn't realistic

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i want an animal man movie

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Animal-Mother posted:

When will Dr. Fate get a loving movie? Huh? Just look at that loving helmet!


I've only seen clips of Injustice 2, but he's actually kinda badass in it.

Jose Oquendo posted:

He's in the new Black Adam movie. Portrayed by Pierce Brosnan.
:thumbsup:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i want an animal man movie

or maybe you want 1987s television series manimal

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i want an animal man movie

Me too especially if they do THAT scene but he looks directly at the camera.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
At one point Dr strange shoots at a guy robbin a bank but misses and the guy says "I guess I was out of range, Dr strange!"

Then Dr strange flies over and punches his head inside out

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

That scene where Dr. Strange sits at card table for 7 minutes while eating a mini-quiche - holy poo poo Marvel did it again.

What is a quiche, if not eggs persisting?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I felt like having him slide into a parody of Ed Norton's character in American History X just to try and score cheap laughs was a tough out of line if I'm being real about it.

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MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
It was Bendydick Cuminhersnatch's finest work IMO, OP.

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