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Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Mega64 posted:

He's rich, he's probably had ball enhancement surgery.

I'd get "The Digger" if I could afford artisanal balls. Big loving hangers that fall out of my footy shorts.

Thats more Korea/Nam era bloke, 70's-ish state level Aussie rules footy.

Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 12:19 on May 7, 2022

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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I've been thinking this may be too tame. I suppose that's for the best you wouldn't want to shock gran gran when you send it to her.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Too tame?? Well every great work of jack off mater- uh, political commentary needs a cum version.

(not safe for gran gran)

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

you gotta admire nice cum effects

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
we're watching a master at work

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

You forgot to label the cum

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You forgot to label the cum

Labels are for the dumb people. Are you a dumb person?

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Ape Fist posted:

Apologising for my fellow 07' here, we were an odd bunch.

shhh

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Bump

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You forgot to label the cum

my apologies

nsfw

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
Thanks op.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

GetDunked posted:

Thanks op.

You're welcome.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

ty

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Uriah Heep posted:

my apologies

nsfw

So much said from just one piece of artwork

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Duck and Cover posted:

:nws::nws:

$65 well spent. No I won't explain the deep meaning of it, as it is obvious.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Why yes I did rate my own thread 5.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I was thinking it'd be fun to just commission some non-porn things. Maybe pay a landscape artist to draw me a desktop background.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

super sweet best pal posted:

I was thinking it'd be fun to just commission some non-porn things. Maybe pay a landscape artist to draw me a desktop background.

You'll just end up getting the results and think "many sonics loving would really make this better".

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I can't imagine someone living their life ignorant to one of the wonders the world contains and so I am bumping the thread.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
someone please give me 65 bucks to draw something hosed up

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Uriah Heep posted:

Too tame?? Well every great work of jack off mater- uh, political commentary needs a cum version.

(not safe for gran gran)


I really like the sense of weight here. any general tips for rendering cum?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Khanstant posted:

someone please give me 65 bucks to draw something hosed up

Hmmm.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

STABASS posted:

I really like the sense of weight here. any general tips for rendering cum?

Become one with the cum, full body cum immersion at least 3 times a week.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Muscular big dicked Pepe goes to get an abortion at the local abortorium (has a drive through) but it stopped by a gaggle of skinny ...


> You Muscular big dicked Pepe goes to get an abortion at the local abortorium (has a drive through) but it stopped by a gaggle of skinny ...
You're not pregnant. It's just your imagination. The abortionist is actually an alien from another planet who has been using his technology to control the minds of all women on Earth, and he's been keeping you in his mind-control machine for years so that he can use your womb as a

or

> You Muscular big dicked Pepe goes to get an abortion at the local abortorium (has a drive through) but it stopped by a gaggle of skinny ...
> Look, if you're going to write about birth control, you really ought to mention abortion. Or women's health. Or women's rights.

>

> For those women who want babies, I am sorry, but no way I'm spreading out my skin to make it possible for them to be born.

...

...

...

Kory closes her post with a warning for women who are pregnant or are hoping to become pregnant:

> You, girls, are

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 02:31 on May 12, 2022

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I can't even be mad because like... Thread does deliver. Shamefully, horrifically, but it's exactly what this thread is about

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I can't even be mad because like... Thread does deliver. Shamefully, horrifically, but it's exactly what this thread is about

How could you be mad about Elon? He discovered electricity by decoding the allspark.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Turns out Elon’s the one getting schlonged now

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I was gunna say "poastin again in an epic fred" but upon reflection, I think that would be uncooth and disrespective of this threads status as a beacon in these dark and troubling times.
EE: Cuck Bendover, might not be the hero SA wanted, but is indeed the hero that it deserves.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
lol watch musk start a war

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Why did you want a pic of Elon Musk loving the twitter logo while the reddit creature thing watches?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

god please help me posted:

Why did you want a pic of Elon Musk loving the twitter logo while the reddit creature thing watches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gt7pfjlCU&t=49s

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Yes I am bumping this thread. Bumping it hard and fast until I'm sticky.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Dunno why I expected this to not be literal but sure okay. Literally as described on the cum

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

sorry for leaving you with blue balls, but the video was a good reply and it got a chuckle from me.

That said, we now know Elon is actually a pale bastard, and your commissioned art is inaccurate because he does not share the beluga-white complexion that his real life counterpart has.

I expect a new Elon loving the twitter logo commission to rectify this mistake soon.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

kntfkr posted:

you didn't mention the digg logo in the thread title and i just wasn't ready for that

I wasnt ready for any of it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Uriah Heep posted:

Too tame?? Well every great work of jack off mater- uh, political commentary needs a cum version.

(not safe for gran gran)


needs?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Elon Musk being hosed by the Twitter logo because he tried to back out of being a top in a longterm D/S relationship and forgot the safeword.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

but in a good way

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
sonic always looks pensive in that pic and i like to think hes remembering the victims of 9/11 before going to town on that c dog

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